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A man goes into a seafood restaurant..


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A young lads standing on the corner smoking, so a fella stops an says, christ lad how old are you ? the kid replies ten, ten and your smoking ! the kid says oh I yeah iv been smoking for about two years now, but thats nothing that, I lost my virginity last night, the fella totally shocked says come on your havin' me on, you had sex last night, the kid replies yeah three times, fuckin hell lad, what was it like then ? the kid says, I cant rememeber mate i was fucking pissed again !

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