tlw footy tonight...

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Mick you pathetic shithouse, just because Usher has come wading in giving his high and mighty opinion saying he thinks they're ok, doesn't mean you should back down and accept them, my opinion of you just totally fucking plummeted.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I don't think the forum is appreciating the gravity of just how good my tan is, this will be enough to see my team through, my bronzed glow will illuminate a momentus victory.

[dave u]

Who's going to be the most useless tonight, Al or Seraf? Neither of them have played more than once or twice in about four months, this isn't gonna be pretty.

[Malarkey]

Mick you pathetic shithouse, just because Usher has come wading in giving his high and mighty opinion saying he thinks they're ok, doesn't mean you should back down and accept them, my opinion of you just totally fucking plummeted.

 

Usher's my boy. How dare you try and casue friction. You've been back 5 minutes. You big fucking friction causer.

 

I don't think the forum is appreciating the gravity of just how good my tan is, this will be enough to see my team through, my bronzed glow will illuminate a momentus victory.

 

Get a sunbed course did we? I did the other day. £16 nicker. Money well spent.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Who's going to be the most useless tonight, Al or Seraf? Neither of them have played more than once or twice in about four months, this isn't gonna be pretty.

 

The fact of the matter is I've got bags of natural ability, my fitness has never been lower but i'll still contribute more in the first ten minutes than he will in the next ten games. When I think about Serafs game it's fascinating really, he can't tackle, can't shoot, can't run, can't take penalties, he's not bad in goal, that's about as gracious as I can be to him.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Usher's my boy. How dare you try and casue friction. You've been back 5 minutes. You big fucking friction causer.

 

 

 

Get a sunbed course did we? I did the other day. £16 nicker. Money well spent.

 

Mick I've got a sunbed in my spare room, this however is natural Egyptian sun, I look like Ray Winstone in Sexy Beast.

[funkster]

Mick I've got a sunbed in my spare room, this however is natural Egyptian sun, I look like Ray Winstone in Sexy Beast.

 

or some flooze from Hollyoaks ?

[funkster]

Dunc is back tonight is he? I'm bringing my fucking Stanley knife; that cunt's always kicking off.

 

gentlemen Dunce they should call me Terrence.

[dave u]

You can tell spring is here. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Dunc has decided to come back to footy now it's not too cold for his old bones.

[Carradona]

In the words of Gerry Adams, I can't wait for tonight.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm excited to see Cain again, he has developed a cool demeanour he never had when I first met him.

[Woo]

This is going to be epic!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

 

You know it !!!!!!

[funkster]

You can tell spring is here. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Dunc has decided to come back to footy now it's not too cold for his old bones.

 

 

Like an old chubby bear waking up from his winter hibernation me

[dave u]

Rene is out, but how come Dan's name isn't down? I thought he was playing. I'll text him now,

[The_Game]

Let's keep these teams shit or not Woo never picked them

 

#kungpowteamfixingbitch

 

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[dave u]

Dan replaces Rene.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I have mixed emotions about this keeper revelation.

[Liverpool lad]

Dan has only just recovered from my four goal romp last week

[Malarkey]

Dan has only just recovered from my four goal romp last week

 

As a tribute to your MoM performance last week, I'm wearing the same challenger shorts as you. Only because we're on the same team.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone got Dookans number ?

[Woo]

As if that arl' cunt has a phone. Best sending a carrier pigeon or a telegram, Al.

[Carradona]

I'm excited to see Cain again, he has developed a cool demeanour he never had when I first met him.

 

I put that down to losing my V.

[Carradona]

Make sure the teams are written down.

 

Also, make sure we dont waste 5 minutes before hand handing out the bibs and getting it mixed up with Dave's fluorescent jacket.

 

ok

[Carradona]

Make sure the teams are written down.

 

Also, make sure we dont waste 5 minutes before hand handing out the bibs and getting it mixed up with Dave's fluorescent jacket.

 

ok