Darren Bent

[redrosetints]

One is enough. The Count really liked the Adamski cover, but he has really gone off the boil since then.

 

Hmm, and what about the little furry creatures that inhabit the frozen seas of northern america ?

[redrosetints]

Good guess but no banana.

 

Are you 'in the know' then AWS ?

 

Cos me only other guess is the ranting one......

[Ian H]

Good guess but no banana.

 

Looks like I remain banana-less as well then. Reading his posts I was convinced it was him.

 

Hope I'm on the right wavelength by the way, and not just making a twot of myself! :$

[redrosetints]

Looks like I remain banana-less as well then. Reading his posts I was convinced it was him.

 

Hope I'm on the right wavelength by the way, and not just making a twot of myself! :$

 

Ay youre onthe right wavelength. No twats here. ;)

[Paul]

One is enough. The Count really liked the Adamski cover, but he has really gone off the boil since then.

What's your opinion of SMG?

[Guest tactics truck]

As opposed to your "You Norwegian twat" "You are a prick" etc that you come up with? He's liked on here, you're not. You do the math.

Only the count or El Nombre is able to do the math.

[Count Morfeo]

Looks like I remain banana-less as well then. Reading his posts I was convinced it was him.

 

Hope I'm on the right wavelength by the way, and not just making a twot of myself! :$

 

The Count has just braved Morrisons and witnessed red bananas. Surely not, the Count thought, but it is true.

 

Has anyone had a red banana?

 

Darren Bent will prove too pricey to be worth a punt for Liverpool. The Count doesn't see Rafa going down that road.

 

It is a great feeling, though, knowing that, the chances are, we have a manager who will land his man- Virgil style. That isn't a dig at Houllier, more the expression of the confidence the Count has in Rafa.

[Virgil]

Good guess but no banana.

 

you really from Nebraska

 

shoot that DiBriase fucker in the knees next time he goes home

 

tell him its a message from Soul Train

[Count Morfeo]

What's your opinion of SMG?

 

It brings the Count discomfort. Particularly on away trips to 'borough, where there is a lot of smg.

[redrosetints]

It brings the Count discomfort. Particularly on away trips to 'borough, where there is a lot of smg.

 

Would the count sign any players with the initials EVC ?

[BENIRL]

Looks like I remain banana-less as well then. Reading his posts I was convinced it was him.

 

Hope I'm on the right wavelength by the way, and not just making a twot of myself! :$

 

 

With you on this one! NP?

[Count Morfeo]

Would the count sign any players with the initials EVC ?

 

The Count knows what you are getting at, but he can assure you, he is not that Congo-loving Canadian NP.

 

The Count is the Count. Nothing in life is more certain.

[Virgil]

The Count knows what you are getting at, but he can assure you, he is not that Congo-loving Canadian NP.

 

The Count is the Count. Nothing in life is more certain.

 

the count ain't no canook faggot

[Guest tactics truck]

Agreed. For 75% of the time Momo is sound. But he has this tendency to get involved in squabbles and looks to pick arguments.

 

Momo, chill out a bit and lose the antaganistic attitude please.

 

 

First time Dave's been wrong. I think the calculations are the wrong way round, can't be sure though but I'm sure the Count will get his calculations right on this one.

Momo is very tedious and Brendan-like in all his posts.

 

He is the token wanker on here and if he's not Brendan then there's no point banning him because that proves that theres a token wanker on every site and accordingly, another one will turn up.

 

Anyone who tries to change him by biggin him up or saying he is 'educated' etc is just buying time till he ruins another couple of threads with his shit 'I've got a small dick and the worlds gonna pay attitude'.

 

Redknight backed another loser yesterday then.....

[Ian H]

With you on this one! NP?

 

Yep, that's the fellow.

 

While I don't spend half as much time reading this forum than I should, he's the only one I can think of whose posts have the same random madness to them.

 

Very clever, and very funny!

[Paul]

First time Dave's been wrong. I think the calculations are the wrong way round, can't be sure though but I'm sure the Count will get his calculations right on this one.

Momo is very tedious and Brendan-like in all his posts.

 

He is the token wanker on here and if he's not Brendan then there's no point banning him because that proves that theres a token wanker on every site and accordingly, another one will turn up.

 

Anyone who tries to change him by biggin him up or saying he is 'educated' etc is just buying time till he ruins another couple of threads with his shit 'I've got a small dick and the worlds gonna pay attitude'.

 

Redknight backed another loser yesterday then.....

Pots and kettles. What's the point of carrying this on when Dave warned him and he responded? Leave it out, eh? Two to tango, etc.

[dave u]

He's the count, can we not just leave it at that rather than start the guessing games? All that matters is that he's brightened the forum up no end, and it doesn't matter who he really is.

 

Thats easy for me to say as I know who he is, but even so, I still think its better for the forum if the count isn't 'outed'.

[Paul]

He's the count, can we not just leave it at that rather than start the guessing games? All that matters is that he's brightened the forum up no end, and it doesn't matter who he really is.

 

Thats easy for me to say as I know who he is, but even so, I still think its better for the forum if the count isn't 'outed'.

Where's the fun in that, Uncle Jun?

 

*?*

[dave u]

Pots and kettles. What's the point of carrying this on when Dave warned him and he responded? Leave it out, eh? Two to tango, etc.

 

 

Once again, I agree.

 

Tactics Truck cracks me up at times, I find him very, very funny. He once sent me a pm telling me to upload a picture for his avatar. He said something like "load up this picture for me, because I said so" I like his eccentricity.

 

The only time he lets himself down is with the bickering with Momo. It's like a suped up version of Rashid v Kopite

[Josef Svejk]

I worry about those who criticise the Count, who rules (as does eggy bread, but without ketchup). I also worry about those who're determined to out him as NP etc. Is it not possible that he is merely some loon from Rhyl, God help his poor unfortunate soul?

[dave u]

Where's the fun in that, Uncle Jun?

 

*?*

 

 

Uncle Junior is another who should remain anonymous. I know who he is too, but I ain't ratting him out. I know what happens to rats.

 

Rash isnt the only one here who wont grass. I know street law too.

[Guest tactics truck]

Pots and kettles. What's the point of carrying this on when Dave warned him and he responded? Leave it out, eh? Two to tango, etc.

 

He is always one of two, I will keep stum until the next time but this happend when he was Brendan. He was warned by Dave, apologised went quiet for a few days until eventually he couldn't take the build up of steam, decided to crunk it up a little and get all racist and then he was banned.

 

I'd predict the same will happen again but it's already happening as he's gone quiet again.

You know what it's harmonious in here without people like him, I've even started seeing people disagreeing without arguments etc but people like him obviously arent able to do that which is the problem.

[Paul]

Uncle Junior is another who should remain anonymous. I know who he is too, but I ain't ratting him out. I know what happens to rats.

 

Rash isnt the only one here who wont grass. I know street law too.

Word, bredrin'. You down.

[Neil G]

Uncle Junior is another who should remain anonymous. I know who he is too, but I ain't ratting him out. I know what happens to rats.

 

Rash isnt the only one here who wont grass. I know street law too.

 

I think I know who Uncle Jun might be, but I too am bound by omerta.

[redken]

When I said someone close to Darren, I didn't mean bloke in pub, I mean someone close. Details to be sorted , he wants to come.The deal will only fall thro' if the reds decide they dont want him.