Who do you want to win tonight?

[Guest TK-421]

I want to see Barca take a 3-0 lead back to Camp Nou and then field a reserve team for the second leg, claiming that they need to rest players for more important and competetive domestic fixtures.

 

Eto'o will get all three goals and then celebrate his hat-trick by urinating on the pitch in front of the Chelsea bench, as a side swipe at Chelsea's outrageous pitch-watering tactics (I live down in this Cockney ridden shit-hole and its been raining all week).

[Captain]

Gallas is out of the game with a hamstring injury. I'm quite looking forward to this game, actually.

[Guest Bally]

Everton...oh wait, they went out in the qualifiers.

[Cardie]

How does watering the pitch all afternoon tie in with Chelsea' quotes about them not trying to affect the game.

 

It's like a swamp.

[Captain]

I don't think it will help them much tbh. Ronaldinho will dance tonight, whatever surface he will do it on.

 

I hope Terry slids on their shit pitch to let Eto'o through for 0-2.

[Captain]

Gudjohnsen is on the right of midfield, behind Joe Cole, according to Uefa. Strange line-up to me.

[MLB]

Barca are the one team in the competition capable of twatting us, but I'd still much rather see them go through. Us against them in the final in Paris is something dreams are made of. If we beat them we will have beaten the two greatest clubs in Europe aside from ourselves in consecutive CL finals. Doesn't get any better than that.

[RedPower]

I hope Chelsea get twatted simply because the whole organisation is jam-packed with horrible, horrible cunts, and is the antithesis of all that is good in football.

 

Getting knocked out in the last 16 will also adversely affect their UEFA co-efficient rating.

[Brownie]

That pitch is a fucking disgrace - couldn't believe it when I got home from work earlier to see them watering it. Unbelievable.

 

If there is a god, they will get well and truly fucked tonight.

 

Having said thatm even if Chelsea get a decent result tonight, Barca will destroy them in the Nou Camp.

[Captain]

If there is a god, they will get well and truly fucked tonight.

Amen to that. Btw, the Holy Trinity is as follows:

 

Ronaldinho-Eto'o-Messi

 

8)

[Kopite]

Unusually for me, I'm beginning to think John might be right about Benfica - where will our two goals come from? However, it has to be Barca as I want to see Chelsea out (and humiliated with it) and us with the opportunity of facing them.

 

Oh, and this needed a poll, Chris.

 

Hermes has hacked into Paul's account.

[Red Nick]

Barca and Villareal for me

 

But there again I love Spain and the Spanish people and i have an Irish wife and was dumped by a Rushian model

[Son of L8]

If you needed any more reasons to want to see Chelsea get stuffed, how about this:

 

http://www.football365.com/teams/chelsea/story_177989.shtml

[RedKnight]

Never a sending off but hahahahahhahahahahhah.

[Kopite]

Anyone who doesn't want Barcelona to win is either:

 

a) a Chav c*nt

b) a retard. ;)

[RedPower]

Anyone who doesn't want Barcelona to win is either:

 

a) a Chav c*nt

b) a retard. ;)

 

or

 

c) Both.

[Kopite]

or

 

c) Both.

 

Well dur ;)

 

You have to be retarded to follow that farce of a football club.

[RedKnight]

I really fancy buying a Barca shirt.

[Son of L8]

I really fancy buying a Barca shirt.

 

With "Messi 30" on the back? ;)

[Dirk]

1-0 Chelsea.

[Brownie]

Jammy, spawny cunts.

[Dirk]

Jammy, spawny cunts.

 

Og?

[Brownie]

Get in!!!

 

Terry OG hahahahah

[Scouse_Datcha]

Og?

 

1-1

[Red Nick]

Everybody happy now and yes Colin, hawthorne is a bigger cunt than Andy Gray