Bascombe's rant against Chelsea

[Captain]

Alternatively known as a match report , where very little was about the match:

 

Jose Mourinho's performances are an infinite bluff. Credit doesn't go where it's due, his interpretation of a game has no relationship with the reality, and his comments, just like his team, are designed to bully and provoke rather than enrich.

 

Mourinho had just witnessed his side produce an unimaginative, tactically deficient display which virtually descended into assault before the night was through.

 

All he could do was make a series of barbed comments against Benitez, whose observation "Mourinho likes to talk" was one of his more astute since he arrived in England.

 

Seems like Bascombe has had enough of Moaninho's bullshit. :yes:

[RedKnight]

Good piece that. Shame it is'nt what the Southern press will see. Especially liked the dig at Mourinho and his reliance on 'Super-Sub' Robert Hoof.

[matsm9]

Absolutely spot on the mark I thought. Definitely one of his best efforts especially the bit about them only having three options, namely launch it from full back, launch from keeper, launch from centre back.

[Al Campbell]

The Southern Press would just dismiss it as Scouse paranoia anyway so screw them. Good match report that, it made me laugh.

[bigredruss]

spot on

[BatChainPuller]

He's right - they are Wimbledon meets loadsa roubles - the ultimate chav sporting fantasy. Overpaid cunts.