Adverts you hate.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Not sure if I like it or hate it, but Richard Blackwood in a Burger King ad means he's found his level.

[Bjornebye]

"Good luck underdog"

 

"I'll call national accident helpline..."

 

 

fucking hate that advert and i'd happily kill anyone involved with it

[stringvest]

I saw some daytime TV the other day.  There are innumerable adverts for vaginal dryness, smelliness, noisiness and wetness.  CuntoFresh or whatever the fuck they're called.  Go and have a shower you mingers.  

 

And those adverts for awful women's clothes, size 18-94.  Stay indoors in a garden bag until you learn some self discipline you bloaters.

[Bjornebye]

I saw some daytime TV the other day.  There are innumerable adverts for vaginal dryness, smelliness, noisiness and wetness.  CuntoFresh or whatever the fuck they're called.  Go and have a shower you mingers.  

 

And those adverts for awful women's clothes, size 18-94.  Stay indoors in a garden bag until you learn some self discipline you bloaters.

 

Noisiness? First time i've heard of that. 

 

"where are your fanny noise wipes love? my cunt sounds like the last night of the proms"

[stringvest]

"we don't have wipes for that.  But we do have Fanny Baffles"

[Babb'sBurstNad]

They should make one called Vagagoogoo and incorporate "Too Shy" in the theme tune.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Mo Farah and his quorn advert. Shove your quorn up yer arse and eat some proper meat. 

[Bjornebye]

Mo Farah and his quorn advert. Shove your quorn up yer arse and eat some proper meat. 

 

when he goes "Including lots of protein" I feel like blowing the world up

[Section_31]

Farah gets on my tits at the best of times. Wish he'd stop running marathons and leave them for normal people.

[Mook]

Mo Farah and his quorn advert. Shove your quorn up yer arse and eat some proper meat. 

 

What's the score with his voice?

 

All the charisma of a brick.

 

Which is what I want to throw at his face when the advert is on, incidentally.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

when he goes "Including lots of protein" I feel like blowing the world up

I had quorn once in my life at this party and never again, It is fucking horrible, only tastes of what spices you use. Plus if you want protein eat Chicken, Turkey, Fish or beef. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Farah gets on my tits at the best of times. Wish he'd stop running marathons and leave them for normal people.

All about the money he gets for appearing. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Those Tesco Mobile adds are fucking annoying. 

[Trumo]

The Toyota advert with the bloke singing 'A Horse With No Name'. He sounds like he's trying to do a Scouse accent.

[Trumo]

Any advert where they read out the terms and conditions at 200mph - especially on radio. You can just about make out some shit about x% representative, something about APR, subject to status, ask for written details or see in-store, but it is entirely unnecessary for the purposes of advertising. On radio you cannot see the item or service so if you are indeed interested, you'd have to go to the relevant store or online to check it out anyway.

[Stouffer]

That Pounds to Pocket advert really fucks me off; then I realised Rod Skase is in it and my anger subsides a little.

[dickie mint]

The one on at moment with a load of pissed drenched women dancing round because they've got half of a shithose roll wedge between there beef curtains to stop them getting there piss flaps wet.

[Trumo]

All these adverts for gaming apps for your smartphone. It's usually some cartoon with a caption telling you that the characters depicted are nothing like the ones in the game. The reason being that the game is just another variant of Sim City.

[Section_31]

Those Barclay's ones where they show staff showing old people how to use the internet as if it's some kind of benevolent act of altruism. Now why would a bank want to teach people how to use the internet? So it can axe branches. The staff in these adverts should be wearing stripey uniforms and have bald heads.

 

Paul Rooney solicitors on Radio City. "We KNOW this city, so if you have an accident in the street, we'll know the street you mean!". So what? Never heard of Google maps? Appealing to scouse solidarity to plug your trip and fall shysters, fuck off.

[stringvest]

Any gambling advert.  Especially those brightly coloured adverts for bingo or other gambling apps so that you can fritter what little cash you have away while sitting there in your Tu leggings gorging yourself on Iceland junk and ignoring the kids.  Should be banned, but of course the won't be, because it's a cash cow for not only the companies involved, but the TV companies, the advertising companies, voiceover cunts etc etc.  All of them are praying on the feeble minded and poorest in society.  

 

That's the moral acme we're supposed to aspire to, kids.  Screw everyone, particularly those less capable than yourself.  It's all about the money, and fuck the consequences.  That risible little shitehawk currently shitting poison on the politics threads must love it.  

[Section_31]

Any gambling advert.  Especially those brightly coloured adverts for bingo or other gambling apps so that you can fritter what little cash you have away while sitting there in your Tu leggings gorging yourself on Iceland junk and ignoring the kids.  Should be banned, but of course the won't be, because it's a cash cow for not only the companies involved, but the TV companies, the advertising companies, voiceover cunts etc etc.  All of them are praying on the feeble minded and poorest in society.  

 

That's the moral acme we're supposed to aspire to, kids.  Screw everyone, particularly those less capable than yourself.  It's all about the money, and fuck the consequences.  That risible little shitehawk currently shitting poison on the politics threads must love it.  

 

Gambling is going to become a real problem in this country if it's not already. I can't watch a sporting even with a group of mates any more without at least two of them doing some kind of bet in play bollocks on their phone. Daytime TV is absolutely awash with bingo and online gambling adverts, and what's tragic about them, is that they're aimed at lonely women and mums. They often depict people having fun with other people, at the beach or at the fair (?), when surely this would be a better advert against online gambling and actually getting out and having some proper fun?

 

Even the yanks in their money crazed state have rules against online gambling and advertising, we don't, it's a total free for all. Making it so easy to do, and aiming it at lonely people is morally indefensible, I imagine many of the women who see these adverts during the day don't have that kind of cash to throw around for a start either.

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[stringvest]

Pardon?

[Tony Moanero]

They're all fucking shit.

[A Red]

Any radio ad that has Manc builders discussing products.