Do you nickname your missus?

[Clem H Fandango]

I have 2 I regularly use for her indoors.

 

1. Spanners - because she tightens my nuts.

 

2. Little toe - I want to bang her on all the furniture.

[Barrington Womble]

Fucking hell. You sound like you like your missus. I was thinking "the cunt who lives in my house". 

[Captain Turdseye]

Woman. 

[Clem H Fandango]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Woman. 

 

Haha. Might try 'get me a sandwich'.

[Captain Turdseye]

Not in a derogatory way. She is a woman. Same as I call the boy “Boy” it’s more of a general observation. 
 

Currently using “Kiddo” for the youngest (10) and treading on eggshells around our other girl (almost 16). 

[A Red]

Fun sponge. Not to her face like.

[YorkshireRed]

The Gardener. 

[skend04]

Oi!

[VladimirIlyich]

[RJ Fan club]

My little handbrake - not used often

[bossy]

The Duchess

[Creator Supreme]

The Whiff or Bitch Tits.

 

I just get called Tit or Baldy (Baldy usually comes from the lad).

 

The lad is the Ape.

 

The eldest girl is Shutupmeg.

 

The youngest is Midget.

[Fowlers God]

When we first started dating I changed her name on FB Messenger to 'Cum Vessel'

 

Now I just say 'Sorry' when I want her just to get it in there early doors. 

[The-Sir]

Bloody hell lads this is like being in a Bernard Manning convention.

[Poor Scouser T]

Honey Bunny, She thinks its affection. I think of.

 

[Creator Supreme]

27 minutes ago, The-Sir said:

Bloody hell lads this is like being in a Bernard Manning convention.

I see what you mean mate, but honestly in our house it's said with affection built over years of living in the same small space.

 

Most of the time anyway.

[Bruce Spanner]

You get one life and you choose to spend it with people who make you miserable?

 

Fuck that. 

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You get one life and you choose to spend it with people who make you miserable?

 

Fuck that. 

They don't make me miserable (well not often), I manage to make myself miserable.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

37 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You get one life and you choose to spend it with people who make you miserable?

 

Fuck that. 

 

Well said mate.

 

 

13.5k posts on the forum.

[Captain Turdseye]

43 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

 

Well said mate.

 

 

13.5k posts on the forum.

And many, many, many more on his old account. 

[sir roger]

Not exactly a nickname, but I erroneously left my mobile phone one day and she phoned me for something or other, and obviously  wondered why I had added Evil Woman by ELO to her number as the ringtone. How we chuckled on my return.

 

With respect to Bruce on here ( and Angry on the WoW thread a while back). I can't speak for everybody, but I love the bones of my other half, but feel that 40 years of investment in the relationship allows me a little bit of leeway to take the piss on occasions.

 

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Would also like to add It may just be me but with some of the ex creatures I've had it wasn't abundantly obvious that they had personality disorders and were mental initially, people are masters of hiding that shit, never made the mistake of marrying any of them though.

[Bjornebye]

"Babe" or "Are you fucking stupid?" 

 

 

[The-Sir]

3 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

I see what you mean mate, but honestly in our house it's said with affection built over years of living in the same small space.

 

Most of the time anyway.

Oh aye it was said in jest mate, I'm mostly impressed to be honest. My Mrs wouldn't allow me to get away with any of that.

 

I get her back though by being right about everything. Although that pisses her off too. God bless her.

[Creator Supreme]

7 minutes ago, The-Sir said:

Oh aye it was said in jest mate, I'm mostly impressed to be honest. My Mrs wouldn't allow me to get away with any of that.

 

I get her back though by being right about everything. Although that pisses her off too. God bless her.

I'd be lost without my lot mate. I still need a bit of leeway though.