CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[Strontium]

Elbows too pointy, no doubt.

[VladimirIlyich]

Christian Horner wanked in the corner,

tugging his christmas pud,

he stuck him thumb,

up his bum,

And said 'What a great way to fly.'

[sir roger]

I for one am shocked that after an amazingly thorough investigation by somebody anonymous and chosen by Red Bull, with no details of the remit and scope of the investigation or the reasons for its decision, that people are too shallow to accept its honest endeavours without query.

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Strontium said:

Elbows too pointy, no doubt.

If that was in reply to my post chief, it was a poor attempt at humour on my part as his missus is old ginger bint Geri Halliwell.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

If that was in reply to my post chief, it was a poor attempt at humour on my part as his missus is old ginger bint Geri Halliwell.

She’s far hotter now than she was prancing round in that Union Jack dress 

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

She’s far hotter now than she was prancing round in that Union Jack dress 

Can't stomach her, never have been able to.

[navbasi]

Allegedly these are the leaked texts…

 

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY

 

[Pete]

17 minutes ago, navbasi said:

Allegedly these are the leaked texts…

 

https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1OlV2wb51s1WhjLFq0Lsp4inRU60qvdhY

 

So he’s shagging around behind Geri’s back then? 

[Megadrive Man]

AI Robot has been made too accurately. 

 

Video of Saudi Arabia's first male robot 'touching woman inappropriately': This is what makers have to say - Times of India (indiatimes.com)

 

 

[Strontium]

It will be trying to marry six year olds next.

[RJ Fan club]

2 hours ago, Strontium said:

It will be trying to marry six year olds next.

It’ll still be a better driver than half the population. 

[Anubis]

12 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

AI Robot has been made too accurately. 

 

Video of Saudi Arabia's first male robot 'touching woman inappropriately': This is what makers have to say - Times of India (indiatimes.com)

 

 

 

Have they made a female robot? Asking, er, for a friend.

[Trumo]

8 hours ago, Anubis said:

Have they made a female robot? Asking, er, for a friend.

 

She's right there.

[Gnasher]

Now we're talking Premier league. This fella will show a few of the chancers on this thread how it's done. 

 

Wants to come to Scotland and make a family. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

36 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Now we're talking Premier league. This fella will show a few of the chancers on this thread how it's done. 

 

Wants to come to Scotland and make a family. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's no way that the Tories will waste his charisma and vote pull up in Scotland, he'll be given full endorsement for Uxbridge and South Ruislip and no doubt get voted in with a 10k majority.

[Gnasher]

15 minutes ago, Toxteth O'Grady said:

There's no way that the Tories will waste his charisma and vote pull up in Scotland, he'll be given full endorsement for Uxbridge and South Ruislip and no doubt get voted in with a 10k majority.

 

All the country's I wonder why he wants to go to Scotland.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

58 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Now we're talking Premier league. This fella will show a few of the chancers on this thread how it's done. 

 

Wants to come to Scotland and make a family. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fucking hope not, puts the kibosh on my planned move.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

Now we're talking Premier league. This fella will show a few of the chancers on this thread how it's done. 

 

Wants to come to Scotland and make a family. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nutter 

[polymerpunkah]

Sean Combs’ Homes Raided as Part of Sex Trafficking Investigation

 

Looks like he couldn't buy his way (allegedly) out of this one.

 

 

[Lee909]

21 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

Sean Combs’ Homes Raided as Part of Sex Trafficking Investigation

 

Looks like he couldn't buy his way (allegedly) out of this one.

 

 

 

Just like Dani Alves

[Skidfingers McGonical]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Nutter 

Yeah, but what about Fritzl? 

[Anubis]

Dave is eyeing up giving him a lifetime membership of TLW if he does come to Scotland. Bad publicity is still publicity.

 

What threads do we think Fritzl would start if he signed up.

 

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Dave is eyeing up giving him a lifetime membership of TLW if he does come to Scotland. Bad publicity is still publicity.

 

What threads do we think Fritzl would start if he signed up.

 

"What's the cheapest place to buy groceries when you've got 27 members of your family locked in an underground sex abuse dungeon?"

[Jairzinho]

Hearing that Fritzl thinks a few of the threads on here are a bit much.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

He'd feel right at home in the World Of a Woman thread.