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Poetry


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3 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Either way, keep doing it. You’ll never make any money from it, most people will ridicule you for writing them, hardly anyone will read anything you write, your friends probably won’t get it, they won’t help you get girls and people on Internet forums will think you’re a cunt. Other than that, they’re as good a way as any to pass the time. 

You'd make a great salesman.

 

'The brakes don't work, the suspensions fucked, everyone will laugh at you for driving it but you won't find a better runner.'

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3 minutes ago, Elite said:

You'd make a great salesman.

 

'The brakes don't work, the suspensions fucked, everyone will laugh at you for driving it but you won't find a better runner.'

I was going to say that writing poetry also beats masturbation as a pastime but it doesn’t. I wouldn’t want to be accused of miss selling. 

 

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tell you what the world needs more of, yeah. more corporate skid marks that have never earned a quid for themselves without sucking at the teat or behest of others. which defines their whole pitiful existence and that of their awful drone family too.

 

yes, there should be less people creating prose or creative writing in whatever form from their mother tongue, observations and imagination for their own fulfilment and not solely for chasing approval,. even if they are vanity projects. 

 

 

even Alexander o' Neal got fed up because everyone's a critic. but essentially he told them all to fuck off in his imitable style. 

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9 minutes ago, thegreatelephant said:

tell you what the world needs more of, yeah. more corporate skid marks that have never earned a quid for themselves without sucking at the teat or behest of others. which defines their whole pitiful existence and that of their awful drone family too.

 

yes, there should be less people creating prose or creative writing in whatever form from their mother tongue, observations and imagination for their own fulfilment and not solely for chasing approval,. even if they are vanity projects. 

 

 

even Alexander o' Neal got fed up because everyone's a critic. but essentially he told them all to fuck off in his imitable style. 

Doesn't rhyme that.

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