Coronavirus

[johnsusername]

I'm not one for conspiracy theories (obviously a conspiracy theorist WOULD say that) but just reading on the BBC website about the Coronavirus (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51214864) - it's such an aggressive virus, and is doing so much damage to so many people - I wouldn't be surprised if it has been man made (purposely or accidentally). 

 

"It first infects the cells lining your throat, airways and lungs and turns them into "coronavirus factories" that spew out huge numbers of new viruses that go on to infect yet more cells.

 

"If the disease progresses it will be due to the immune system overreacting to the virus.

 

"Those chemical signals to the rest of the body cause inflammation, but this needs to be delicately balanced. Too much inflammation can cause collateral damage throughout the body.

 

"The virus is triggering an imbalance in the immune response, there's too much inflammation, how it is doing this we don't know," said Dr Nathalie MacDermott, from King's College London."

 

 

Anyway, I'm just off to arrange my tin hats in daily order. 

[SasaS]

It is apparently less aggressive than SARS, MERS, HIV. This one is however much more contagious.

[Dougie Do'ins]

43 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Haha, what can you say.  30,000 dead people and the appropriate response is to have a racist street party.

How bloody dare you throw scorn on the mood of the county.

[General Dryness]

14 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Zero chance that the girl in the right of the first picture is the same at the tatted lady

There's zero chance that you're not mentally challenged in some way. 

 

It's her. 

[Champ]

19 hours ago, Moo said:

Do we have a new breed of gammon? 

I suspect a high correlation between lockdown non co-operation and Voting Leave. Apologies if this obvious point has already been made

[Elite]

I've had a sore bollock since I had the virus and the GP said it could be linked to Covid as urologists are finding testicle pain common in Covid patients. Either that or I've got the clap.

[Scott_M]

Hospital only stats for today...

 

[Pureblood]

13 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've had a sore bollock since I had the virus and the GP said it could be linked to Covid as urologists are finding testicle pain common in Covid patients. Either that or I've got the clap.

There have been news reports about this. Lots of ACE2 receptors in the testes for the virus to attach on. 

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, TK421 said:

There have been news reports about this. Lots of ACE2 receptors in the testes for the virus to attach on. 

It's like the Swiss army knife of viruses this cunt. If it doesn't get you with the flick knife, it'll corkscrew your eyeballs out.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

It's like the Swiss army knife of viruses this cunt. If it doesn't get you with the flick life, it'll corkscrew your eyeballs out.

Aye, it's a one man army.  It's Rambo with a Swiss army knife in a bad mood. 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Aye, it's a one man army.  It's Rambo with a Swiss army knife in a bad mood. 

It's like Tanya from Command and Conquer: Red Alert. Destroys everything that gets in its way.

[Guest]

31 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've had a sore bollock since I had the virus and the GP said it could be linked to Covid as urologists are finding testicle pain common in Covid patients. Either that or I've got the clap.

I saw a lung doctor in America talk about this and there are a number of parts/organs that COVID-19 is able to target and testicles are one of them. (I will try and upload the video shortly). The full list of ACE2 receptors are located :

 

LUNGS

MOUTH

NOSE

THROAT

STOMACH

SMALL INTESTINE

COLON

SKIN

LYMPH NODES

THYMUS

BONE MARROW

SPLEEN

LIVER

KIDNEY

BRAIN

TESTES

[Pureblood]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

It's like Tanya from Command and Conquer: Red Alert. Destroys everything that gets in its way.

It's waffly versatile.

[Anubis]

9 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I saw a lung doctor in America talk about this and there are a number of parts/organs that COVID-19 is able to target and testicles are one of them. (I will try and upload the video shortly). The full list of ACE2 receptors are located :

 

LUNGS

MOUTH

NOSE

THROAT

STOMACH

SMALL INTESTINE

COLON

SKIN

LYMPH NODES

THYMUS

BONE MARROW

SPLEEN

LIVER

KIDNEY

BRAIN

TESTES

Im sure TK will say that you shouldn’t leave home without your mask on....

 

[Captain Howdy]

Been reading Peter Hitchens twitter feed during the pandemic. One pompous twat him

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Im sure TK will say that you shouldn’t leave home without your mask on....

 

It took me a while.

 

What is that causing the shadow though?

[Curly]

3 hours ago, TK421 said:

Haha, what can you say.  30,000 dead people and the appropriate response is to have a racist street party.

 

[Pureblood]

Just now, belarus said:

 

Ugh. I mean it's not exactly inclusive, is it? Why do I have to drink tea and eat scones at 4pm?  I might want a nice lamb samosa instead.  But no, I have to eat great British scones. 

[Curly]

Just now, TK421 said:

Ugh. I mean it's not exactly inclusive, is it? Why do I have to drink tea and eat scones at 4pm?  I might want a nice lamb samosa instead.  But no, I have to eat great British scones

[Butch]

[Pureblood]

5 minutes ago, belarus said:

Alright, you can use Pictionary responses and I'll use actual words. 

 

It's a reflex reaction for me.  I see the Union Jack and I think "Middle-Englander gammon-faced wanker".  I can't help it, that's what I associate it with.  Factor in all the Churchill shite, the Queen and drinking tea and it's all a bit Brexity and racist for me.

 

If that says more about me than them, so be it. 

[Red Phoenix]

From FEMA :

 

Quote

Do your part to the stop the spread of rumors by doing three easy things:

- Find trusted sources of information.
- Share information from trusted sources.
- Discourage others from sharing information from unverified sources.

 

 

*checks David Icke's twitter.*

 

Yep, he's got a blue tick, verified account.

 

https://www.fema.gov/coronavirus/rumor-control

[Red Phoenix]

I was just looking on Icke's twitter to see what he was raving about now and they've deleted his youtube and facebook. Thought they'd shut him down eventually, his twitter might be next.

 

This is mental if it turns out to be true :

 

Quote

The second scenario is that the new coronavirus crossed from animals into humans before it became capable of causing human disease. Then, as a result of gradual evolutionary changes over years or perhaps decades, the virus eventually gained the ability to spread from human-to-human and cause serious, often life-threatening disease.

 

https://directorsblog.nih.gov/2020/03/26/genomic-research-points-to-natural-origin-of-covid-19/comment-page-1/

[SasaS]

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Alright, you can use Pictionary responses and I'll use actual words. 

 

It's a reflex reaction for me.  I see the Union Jack and I think "Middle-Englander gammon-faced wanker".  I can't help it, that's what I associate it with.  Factor in all the Churchill shite, the Queen and drinking tea and it's all a bit Brexity and racist for me.

 

If that says more about me than them, so be it. 

What if they all put Union Jack masks on?

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, TK421 said:

Ugh. I mean it's not exactly inclusive, is it? Why do I have to drink tea and eat scones at 4pm?  I might want a nice lamb samosa instead.  But no, I have to eat great British scones. 

Steady...