When is Violence Justified?

[VladimirIlyich]

10 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Ah,so the US Civil War was faked? Every day is a school day.

[Pureblood]

Can I be moof's manager for the big fight?  I want to towel him down between rounds and offer words of encouragement.  That's if there's more than one round, of course. 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

[Pureblood]

I've devised a training regime for moof consisting of running up some steps after a chicken and wrestling a large octopus.  Stig is toast. 

[General Dryness]

27 minutes ago, TK421 said:

I've devised a training regime for moof consisting of running up some steps after a chicken and wrestling a large octopus.  Stig is toast. 

Foolproof, as long as the chicken and octopus are definitely fascists.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

Foolproof, as long as the chicken and octopus are definitely fascists.

Have you ever met an an octopus who isnt?

[Strontium]

18 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Have you ever met an an octopus who isnt?

 

Nazi salutes are easy when you have eight arms.

[Scooby Dudek]

Purely about Statues and nothing to do with Immigration or White Power

[General Dryness]

33 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Have you ever met an an octopus who isnt?

This is a fair point.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Well, I for one have thoroughly enjoyed the last few pages. Full marks for snide, insults and threats to all involved.

[s(k)aturation]

Four legs good, eight limbs better.

[Strontium]

We'd have to wrestle it off you first.

[Rico1304]

36 minutes ago, Istvan Kosma said:

I'd pay to see Stronts vs Rico, a fight to the death for the silly cunt trophy 

Members only you scruffy cunt. 

[lifetime fan]

12 minutes ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

We'd have to wrestle it off you first.

 

I’ll instruct my solicitor to request the belt back off the cunt ex as part of the divorce settlement. 

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, moof said:

Go sniff Pete price’s Purple Bellend you fat fucking wanker 

 

ill wipe the the floor with you ya cunt

How do you know its purple? 

 

 

Hmm...... 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, TK421 said:

I've devised a training regime for moof consisting of running up some steps after a chicken and wrestling a large octopus.  Stig is toast. 

The lads off here (and Cath) who have met me will testify that I am a winkle picker skinny jean wearing uncool un-hard motherfucker.

 

But.... I don't give a fuck. I have no pain threshold and I eat cockles for tea. Cockles not cocks. I'll go right through the cunt then twat you with a handbag. I'm up for this. The right cockles though. None of that Van Smirren bollocks. Youngs cockles. Not youngs cocks. Youngs cockles. In the jar. 

 

Come at me you pair of fucking quiffs 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Something fishy about this thread all of a sudden, everyone wants to batter each other and Stig's on about cockles, yet hasn't mentioned muscles once. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Something fishy about this thread all of a sudden, everyone wants to batter each other and Stig's on about cockles, yet hasn't mentioned muscles once. 

Purple was mentioned though....... 

 

 

Hmm muscles 

[Pureblood]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The lads off here (and Cath) who have met me will testify that I am a winkle picker skinny jean wearing uncool un-hard motherfucker.

 

But.... I don't give a fuck. I have no pain threshold and I eat cockles for tea. Cockles not cocks. I'll go right through the cunt then twat you with a handbag. I'm up for this. The right cockles though. None of that Van Smirren bollocks. Youngs cockles. Not youngs cocks. Youngs cockles. In the jar. 

 

Come at me you pair of fucking quiffs 

My money is still on moof.  Especially after my intensive training regime.  He has a confident and steely resolve about him.  

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, TK421 said:

My money is still on moof.  Especially after my intensive training regime.  He has a confident and steely resolve about him.  

Freddy Roach missed a trick there. Should have just got all his fighters to finger Penelope Cruz. 

[Pureblood]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Freddy Roach missed a trick there. Should have just got all his fighters to finger Penelope Cruz. 

It was old Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her furry pink panties. 

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, TK421 said:

It was old Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her furry pink panties. 

Moof climbs obstacles like old people fuck 

[moof]

Stig has got two chances, slim and none. And slim’s just left town

 

I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on

[Bjornebye]

You're gonna need a bigger boat 

[Bjornebye]