Naby Keita

[Red74 973]

5 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

In all comps - a little misleading as half of those were in the first season.

Where the other half in pre-season

[Supremolad 187]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

He's in these training photies...

 

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/426762-photos-jota-van-dijk-liverpool-training

Yeah, I was wondering where on the Athletic website Viking got that news from. Had a look previously and didn't see any such story.

 

There is still enough time for him to get injured between today and Sunday though.

[an tha 6,323]

Just now, Supremolad said:

Yeah, I was wondering where on the Athletic website Viking got that news from. Had a look previously and didn't see any such story.

 

There is still enough time for him to get injured between today and Sunday though.

Every minute...Up to and including the warm up

[El Dangerous 2,675]

On 20/02/2021 at 23:16, VladimirIlyich said:

Naby Salted.

Prawn and Crocked Tale

[Colonel Kurtz 479]

He's gone for me. I learnt my lesson with Samed Yesil. 

[Barrington Womble 9,190]

28 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

He's gone for me. I learnt my lesson with Samed Yesil. 

i remembered him so little, i had to google him to see who he was. i was genuinely shocked to see he was only 26! 

[Colonel Kurtz 479]

19 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

i remembered him so little, i had to google him to see who he was. i was genuinely shocked to see he was only 26! 

I had such high hopes got him, used to track his recovery from injuries thinking he was going to come good and be the saviour. Not making that mistake again. 

[Captain Howdy 1,129]

I must be honest I have a near pathological hatred of perma injured players, they disgust me.

[Barrington Womble 9,190]

13 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I had such high hopes got him, used to track his recovery from injuries thinking he was going to come good and be the saviour. Not making that mistake again. 

Hahaha. Why did you have so much faith in him? I can understand why some people have this keita love in, even though it's not a point of view I subscribe to as he's not really what I think we need in a footballer, but I understand other people may see that differently and still cling on to him being the player he was built up to be when he was in that 12 months before we signed him and one day he might not crumble getting out of the car. But yesil never had a track record did he? He was basically the equivalent of sepp Van Der berg except he was a striker? 

[Colonel Kurtz 479]

13 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Hahaha. Why did you have so much faith in him? I can understand why some people have this keita love in, even though it's not a point of view I subscribe to as he's not really what I think we need in a footballer, but I understand other people may see that differently and still cling on to him being the player he was built up to be when he was in that 12 months before we signed him and one day he might not crumble getting out of the car. But yesil never had a track record did he? He was basically the equivalent of sepp Van Der berg except he was a striker? 

I remember going up for a game, getting a cab from lime street and the driver telling me to keep it to myself but that we had basically signed the Turkish version of Messi. From that point on I was a believer. 

[SlugTrail 1,204]

On 20/02/2021 at 08:49, Bobby Hundreds said:

Naby needs to prove the the world that he exists.

Agree

[Barrington Womble 9,190]

22 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I remember going up for a game, getting a cab from lime street and the driver telling me to keep it to myself but that we had basically signed the Turkish version of Messi. From that point on I was a believer. 

Hahaha. Brilliant. Obviously the moral to the story is never believe a word taxi drivers say, but never believe in a footballer is a good 2nd place! 

[SlugTrail 1,204]

39 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Hahaha. Why did you have so much faith in him? I can understand why some people have this keita love in, even though it's not a point of view I subscribe to as he's not really what I think we need in a footballer, but I understand other people may see that differently and still cling on to him being the player he was built up to be when he was in that 12 months before we signed him and one day he might not crumble getting out of the car. But yesil never had a track record did he? He was basically the equivalent of sepp Van Der berg except he was a striker? 

The problem with Keita is even if he was playing brilliant he leaves such gaping holes in the team that he might as well not be there, very similar to thiago.

[Barrington Womble 9,190]

1 minute ago, SlugTrail said:

The problem with Keita is even if he was playing brilliant he leaves such gaping holes in the team that he might as well not be there, very similar to thiago.

I'm not fussed about him as a footballer at all.  But I can see why others like him. But I feel he's a fella who looks better the less you see of him, he looks good on motd, you maybe don't notice some of his shite off the ball when you watch a full match on the telly and he has you ripping your hair out when you're at the match. 

[SlugTrail 1,204]

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I'm not fussed about him as a footballer at all.  But I can see why others like him. But I feel he's a fella who looks better the less you see of him, he looks good on motd, you maybe don't notice some of his shite off the ball when you watch a full match on the telly and he has you ripping your hair out when you're at the match. 

I think he runs faster with the ball than without.

[El Dangerous 2,675]

He’s pretty good on FIFA tbf and he never gets injured.

[VladimirIlyich 7,743]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I remember going up for a game, getting a cab from lime street and the driver telling me to keep it to myself but that we had basically signed the Turkish version of Messi. From that point on I was a believer. 

He was a blooshite taxi driver.

[Colonel Bumcunt 493]

Sods law that Bayern didn't cherry pick him back in 2017.   

They knew. 

[Jairzinho 23,326]

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 8,157]

56 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Sods law that Bayern didn't cherry pick him back in 2017.   

They knew. 

He had a good injury record in Germany, gone to shit here obviously.

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1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

He had a good injury record in Germany, gone to shit here obviously.

But I don't recall a bad challenge or awkward fall?  Why has he just broken down? From seemingly injury-free to a Harry Kewell level of anatomical chaos.  

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5 hours ago, SlugTrail said:

Agree

Oh he exists alright, that’s the fcking problem! More noteworthy for his injuries unfortunately than the football! 

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4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

But I don't recall a bad challenge or awkward fall?  Why has he just broken down? From seemingly injury-free to a Harry Kewell level of anatomical chaos.  

I was a huge fan but he just cannot hack it unfortunately, as has been mentioned many times he might not fancy it or it could be too physical. I think it could be a psychological thing. 

[Dr Nowt 24,297]

His stats for stealing a fucking living are absolutely sky-high.

[YNWA-Viking 98]

Has he ever really showed his true promise in a red shirt? He has had his moments but they have been few and far between. If he doesn't keep injury free and show some proper quality the next couple months he will surely be sold in the summer.