Will we score 10 in a game this season?

[Bob]

+1 for SturBridge.....

(not the first time either, Bob. fuck sake)

If you're gonna have fat thumbs, you're gonna type Sturbridge. One of life's universal truths.

[G Richards]

Actually, from what Ive been learning about betting on here, can I change my vote to 10.5?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I voted yes, although I agree it's stupidly bullish but what the hell. Let's enjoy how great we are. We're more than capable and we're actually missing a lot of good chances.

Was saying to my lad the other day that someone is going to get a serious bumming from us this season. After the 6-1 he asked me if that was it, and I couldn't help thinking it wasn't.

That 6-1 started with us spurning 4 good chances before the first goal. Then Sturridge hit the woodwork twice.

 

Hmmm...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm gonna be on Pointless in the new year. Filmed it in September.

Fucking love Pointless, me.

[diamondjoe]

Go

 

Fucking love Pointless, me.

Got me a Pointless trophy. Fucked up the final round though. Top scorers, young player of and semi finalists of recent world cups.

[Strontium]

Not a chance. One of the most irritating things about this football club, pretty much through the entire Premier League era, has been the way we take our foot off the gas when we're clear with 30-45 minutes to go. I was amazed we got a sixth against Watford because we usually settle at 5. I would bet there isn't a single club who has scored 5 as often as us.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

No, there's absolutely no chance of it happening, it's never happened in the premier league era, and maybe a handful of times before that.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Hang on, is this a serious thread ?? can someone delete my serious answer please, feel ashamed now.

[an tha]

Yes without doubt....but our "defensive frailties" will see us ship 10 in the same game which will unfortunately be at Old Trafford and be live on Sky.

 

The good news is it will see the end of Tyler who will have a heart attack as POGBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Scores their 10th to equalise in the 17th minute of stoppage time "no more than Manchester United deserve, now can they go on and win it" screams Tyler who then keels over as ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY smashes the ball against the post with Manninger "beaten all ends up" with the last kick of the game to almost win it.

[Xherdan]

This thread is an embarrassing anti-trumo.

[deiseach]

Go

 

Got me a Pointless trophy. Fucked up the final round though. Top scorers, young player of and semi finalists of recent world cups.

 

Were you the one where Alexander said you were a complete pain in the arse and they hated having you on the show?

[diamondjoe]

Were you the one where Alexander said you were a complete pain in the arse and they hated having you on the show?

Bingo.

[scudger99]

If you're gonna have fat thumbs, you're gonna type Sturbridge. One of life's universal truths.

Looking at the proximity of 'r' and 'b' on the keyboard your thumbs must be as fat as Dawn French's muck spreader.

[chris71]

I won't settle for anything less than twelvety nil a game.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Were you the one where Alexander said you were a complete pain in the arse and they hated having you on the show?

Whenever the round involves titles of books, songs or films with a word missing, the answer is always "cunt".

[Hades]

I reckon yes but probably in the latter stages of the season if it looks like goal difference might matter.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I'm thinking that 20 might not be beyond reach.  The front three with a hat-trick each, easily doable.

 

It's the other 11 that's tricky.  A goal apiece for the CBs off set-pieces.  A Henderson blast, Can bulldozes one in, and then Lallana with a brace.  That's ... hm, 15.

 

Er, the goalie could get one on one of those crazy long bouncy shots that the other keeper misjudges, then maybe one of the fullbacks does a Moreno and scores after a long dribble.  Only 3 more now.

 

Oh, wait, we've got some on the bench.  Sturridge comes on to score 2 and then Lucas, on as a sub, scores a screamer from 25 yards in stoppage time.  Job done.

[Guest]

Have we played Sunderland at home yet? If not, the yes we will score ten goals in a game.

[Bob]

Hang on, is this a serious thread ?? can someone delete my serious answer please, feel ashamed now.

Fucking right it's a serious thread.

[Tony Moanero]

I hope we score ten but concede twelve.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

We'd have to create 60 chances, so no. 

[chris71]

I hope we score ten but concede twelve.

Would you be able to stick all the Flashscore notifications?

[Tony Moanero]

Would you be able to stick all the Flashscore notifications?

I've moved on from Flashscore. I wait until the day after the game and phone Clubcall for the match report.

[manwiththestick]

If, and it's a big if, we did happen to hit double figures I expect McNulty and the rest to portray us as being disrespectful towards the opposition and suggesting we should have stopped at seven to preserve the integrity and percieved competitiveness of the world's best league.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I think we might win ten games consecutively, that's it though, nothing else to do with the number ten, fucking nothing.