Bournemouth V Liverpool

[Tony Moanero]

I've been to Bournemouth once. It's very expensive and it's fucking shit. The beach was ok.

Dorset is lovely, you helmet.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Derby game midweek so this team was sort of inevitable, still good enough to give Bournemouth a game. 

 

We have Newcastle at home in a few weeks, the game before our first leg tie against Villarreal. No doubt Klopp will play a similar team as today, I can't wait for that fat cunt Allardyce to whine at the FA about us giving Newcastle an advantage over Sunderland by playing a weakened team. 

[Nightcat]

I wish there were topless ladies. A few years ago when I visited it, It was quite posh. A posh shithole.

[Sugar Ape]

Confirmed #LFC starting XI to face @afcbournemouth: Ward, Randall, Toure, Lucas, Smith, Allen, Stewart, Ibe, Ojo, Firmino, Sturridge.

 

Confirmed #LFC substitutes against @afcbournemouth: Mignolet, Milner, Coutinho, Sakho, Lallana, Origi, Flanagan.

[stringvest]

You are clueless NC

[Hand Shandy]

Woah... Well that's definitely a few changes.

[aRdja]

Why is Flanno not starting!!!

[Byrnie]

Klodgson will be exposed as a hype job.

 

4-2 Bournemouth.

We will be lucky to get 2. Klodgers was found out for the first hour on Thursday.

 

4-1 Bournemouth.

[Kevin D]

Why is Flanno not starting!!!

He's trying to get sacked for the payoff.

 

The cunt's not even trying to hide it anymore.

[kalasoma]

Finally. Danny Ward.

[stringvest]

Only if you announce the team in reverse order

[lebron]

Why is Flanno not starting!!!

Perhaps because he's been shocking in his last outings, and Klopp has decided he ought to focus on his stamina/fitness/pace, a prolonged pre-seaon if you want.

[Kevin D]

Perhaps because he's been shocking in his last outings, and Klopp has decided he ought to fokus on his stamina/fitness/pace, a prolongert pre-seaon if you want.

Negged.

[lebron]

Negged.

Why? The only other semi-reasonable explanation is that he's being saved for the derby, as he definitely hasn't been worn out or saved for the Europa League.

[kalasoma]

Only if you announce the team in reverse order

Line-up Fascist.

[Kevin D]

He is being saved for the derby.

 

Lukaku and Baines are in Flanagan's cross hairs.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I kind of wish Toure was in midfield alongside Allen so we could see how that works to have it as an option in Europe, but this game is basically meaningless so I'm glad to see the kids getting a runout.

 

Glad especially to see Ojo and Ward from the start, not a back 4 that will have Bournemouth quaking in their boots but a decent amount of quality and younger pacey players up front should make for a good game.  It's always nice to watch a Liverpool game when the result doesn't matter much, makes it easier to just sit and enjoy without the nerves.

[kalasoma]

Why? The only other semi-reasonable explanation is that he's being saved for the derby, as he definitely hasn't been worn out or saved for the Europa League.

Flanno wasnt registered for the UEFA Cup. Klopp out.

[Nightcat]

It's a bait for the posh cunts.

 

We let them think they can attack, so Danny, Firmino, Ojo and the rest will tear them a new hole.

 

Just smash them and get the hell out of that depressing shithole.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Got friends coming over for Sunday dinner followed by home-made wild berry cheesecake, home -made profiteroles (which look more like an old mans bollocks than the real McCoy tbh) and other shit.  

 

Livescore is my best friend today, although I might just stay away from today's games and watch MOTD 2 later. 

 

Behave yourselves and enjoy the game. COYR!! 

[JermainePennant]

The team is strong enough to win, the only concern is will Allen be left with too much to do in midfield.Im looking forward to see how Ward does and hopefully Ibe and Ojo have a good performance to boost their confidence.

 

Good to see Klopp will prioritise the el until the end of the season, fourth is gone and he's doing the right thing.

[Harry Squatter]

I think if Danny Ward has a bad game we should say he is fucking shit and destroy his confidence forever.

[Nightcat]

Hey JP, how are you? what is your opinion of Bournemouth? Have you ever been there? Would you go on a honeymoon there with Bredgilla? would enjoy a balloon ride there, a walk with your expensive breed dog, a shit overpriced ice cream in an 60s fakely posh setting?

[JermainePennant]

Hey JP, how are you? what is your opinion of Bournemouth? Have you ever been there? Would you go on a honeymoon there with Bredgilla? would enjoy a balloon ride there, a walk with your expensive breed dog, a shit overpriced ice cream in an 60s fakely posh setting?

Never been to Bournemouth, my dog is a rotweiler, not a big fan of ice cream and yes if Rodgers offered to go on a balloon ride I would say yes.

[Furmedge]

Never been to Bournemouth, my dog is a rotweiler, not a big fan of ice cream and yes if Rodgers offered to go on a balloon ride I would say yes.

Is balloon the code word for cock?