Premier League Round Up (Nov 28-29 2015)

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That was a hell of a weekend for us. We might have been shit against Swansea but at least we won. Aside from City, none of the nine other teams above us did and we moved up four places and closed the gap on all those shitty Klopp-less wonders above us.
 
Watching the United - Leicester game was a strange experience. Clearly a draw was the best outcome for us, in the short term at least, but I found it impossible to fight that instinct of wanting the Mancs to get their arses handed to them. So I was all in on Leicester, even if them winning would have meant the gap between us and first place stayed at eight points.
 
Part of that is probably that I’m not taking Leicester that seriously. I think we’re all expecting them to fall away a bit, much like Southampton did last year, so them beating United would have been great for us. It wasn’t just that though, I wanted to see Vardy carry on scoring (which he did) and I'm sick of seeing United stink it up but pick up points.
 
Fair play to United though, they proved me wrong as I didn’t think even they were capable of making a Leicester game boring, but they did. Do their fans still sing that ludicrous “You’ve only come to see United” bollocks? I assume they’ve put that one in cold storage as not even the Mancs are that shamefaced, surely. Christ, they’re fucking grim aren’t they? There’s just nothing there, they’re so robotic and workmanlike. And fucking jammy too. They should have lost this but Ulloa shit himself when he had the chance to win the game late on.
 
All in all though, a draw suits us nicely. Ditto with the Spurs - Chelsea game on Sunday. That was strange too, as me and my al fella spoke before the game about what result we wanted and both agreed that a draw suited us best. Yet any time Spurs went forward muscle memory kicked in and the pair of us found ourselves urging them on to score. You can't fight the feeling, it's just instinctive to want Chelsea to lose because they’re such loathsome cunts.
 
That was a shite game though, neither side looked arsed about winning (Spurs were obviously goosed after their Europa League game) and the only real talking point was dastardly Diego’s latest antics. I’m warming to him by the week now, he’s fucking hilarious. He’s just such a bad guy he should have been sat on that bench wearing a sombrero covering half of his face and chewing on one of those little brown cigarette / cigar hybrid things the badass Mexican guys in cowboy movies always had. When he walks into a room, that whistling music from “the good the bad and the ugly” should be playing.
 
What he did with the bib cracked me up. He was defo throwing that at Mourinho, the look on the other subs faces said it all. Loftus Cheek looked uncomfortable and was like “uh oh, Diego is pissed off, I'm going to look the other way”, while Obi-Mikel was laughing like a naughty schoolkid whose mate had farted in assembly. Mourinho downplayed it, but the two of them had had a row a few days before in their Champions League game and there’s clearly something brewing there. That’s the cunt-off to end all cunt-offs that. The only way it could have been any more cuntier would be if Mongo got involved and made it a “cunt-off au trois”.

 

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[Tarwater]

Excellent!

[razor]

"I hate him."

 

Excellent.

[Tj hooker]

Fantastic round up was laughing my bollocks off at the majority of that

[Dave D]

Big dopey bastard who eats leaves.

 

Not sure why I found that so funny

[Bamo]

Superb

[Ipplfc]

Great stuff again,them manc twats where singing that fuckin song after they scored,me and my son just burst out laughing