What would your 'rider' consist of?

[Koptimus Prime]

Boats n Hoes

[ZonkoVille77]

I'm finding it very difficult to masterbate to this thread

[King Emlyn]

I'm not raging about anything, I find the concept of Riders ridiculous, you don't, crack on.

[RoboRiise]

I'm not raging about anything

 

Well you did seem a little exercised.

[King Emlyn]

Well you did seem a little exercised.

I'll have ten of them, the blue ones though not under any circumstances the yellow.

[Bjornebye]

I'm not raging about anything, I find the concept of Riders ridiculous, you don't, crack on.

 

Jesus mate stop making a big deal out of it. 

 

 

 

Great shout on the quilted bog roll. 

[Josef Svejk]

[Tony Moanero]

Cocaine is shit.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Cocaine is shit.

Nooooppeee.

[General Dryness]

I'm finding it very difficult to masterbate to this thread

 

My rider would be a fleshlight, an industrial sized drum of hand lotion. And midget porn.

 

Does this help?

[General Dryness]

Cocaine is shit.

 

Partially agree with this. It would be a lot better if it wasn't so fucking expensive. I've had some good nights on bugle, but they would be the only night out I had that month.

 

Back in the day (I don't do drugs any more), if it came down to the option of 50 quid for a gram of beak, or ten Es (fiver was the going rate, sometimes cheaper), it was the garys every time. Because E is the best drug ever. Bez knows.

[Chairman Meow]

I'm finding it very difficult to masterbate to this thread

 

But not impossible?

[Bjornebye]

Partially agree with this. It would be a lot better if it wasn't so fucking expensive. I've had some good nights on bugle, but they would be the only night out I had that month.

 

Back in the day (I don't do drugs any more), if it came down to the option of 50 quid for a gram of beak, or ten Es (fiver was the going rate, sometimes cheaper), it was the garys every time. Because E is the best drug ever. Bez knows.

 

 

garys over beak any day of the week

 

mandy over all of them 

[Jairzinho]

Once you've had smack, you never go back.

[RoboRiise]

Partially agree with this. It would be a lot better if it wasn't so fucking expensive. I've had some good nights on bugle, but they would be the only night out I had that month.

 

Back in the day (I don't do drugs any more), if it came down to the option of 50 quid for a gram of beak, or ten Es (fiver was the going rate, sometimes cheaper), it was the garys every time. Because E is the best drug ever. Bez knows.

 

Eighth of speed and 4 (good) trips for £50, or at least you could back in the day.  That'll do the Pepsi challenge with any E's.

 

Allegedly.

[General Dryness]

Eighth of speed and 4 (good) trips for £50, or at least you could back in the day.  That'll do the Pepsi challenge with any E's.

 

Allegedly.

 

I never got on with speed. Ok on the night, bad bad comedowns the next day though. Always felt mint the next day after a night on the pills.

 

Didn't get to do much acid, had some great times when we did though. Best I ever had was Urban Clearways back in 95. They were nice.

[ZonkoVille77]

Pills give me a serious headache the day after and beak has me sneezing and picking at my nose for days after. Gave them up a long time ago. Also think doing too much didn't help with my depression issues. In saying all that I've had some of my best nights out on both or either of them.

 

Preferred the beak cos you're more in control. But banging a bird when on pills is just fuckin awesome. Can't come for ages and just keep banging away til you've torn the cock off yoself.

[moof]

Psychedelics are where it's at

[Chip Butty]

A copy of the Times

Earl Grey Tea

Mineral water(bottled)

A selection of white and dark truffle infused canapes

A tooth pick

A Curly-Wurly

A warmed hand towel

And a Grandstand Astro Wars game

[Josef Svejk]

This is more my style, in all honesty...

 

[littletedwest]

young whoores as Ralph would say.

good coke.never been into it but went on a stag do a few years ago in krakow. Some of these lads as soon as they had a beer wanted it. They literally walked out in minus five temperatures at three in afternoon. Got some shit stuff then met someone else with good stuff. I started snorting it at 1am. eventually they had buy more as I'd had more than my share. Kept saying it did nothing til some guy told me I hadn't shut the fuck up for three hours.

really don't normally like that stuff normally but that was good. Had one line since and as shit as other experiences

 

so yeah that and young flange

[mattyq]

I last did speed 20 odd years ago

We were at the top of a mountain and thought it'd be good to boat a goodly portion then ski down

I thought i'd better give it up before it killed me 

[RoboRiise]

I last did speed 20 odd years ago

We were at the top of a mountain and thought it'd be good to boat a goodly portion then ski down

I thought i'd better give it up before it killed me 

 

Anything, literally anything, can seem a good idea on speed.

[mattyq]

Anything, literally anything, can seem a good idea on speed.

Haha, agreed

To be fair, it was a blast

Just really stupid and dangerous 

[Jairzinho]

Anything, literally anything, can seem a good idea on speed.

 

Going to sleep?