Meeting new people - some serious shit please...

[VladimirIlyich]

Sounds like she wants you to be something you are not and even if you do get close,lose weight and gain more confidence,she will most likely still not be satisfied.

I'd ask her what she really wants and if she's simply looking for an easy way out of the relationship.

[Liverpool lad]

Genuinely. Can this be summed up for me?

[Stu Monty]

Javier Bardem has a shovel in one hand, the number for Relate in the other and he's telling Bob to toss for it.

[Malarkey]

I'll be your friend, Bob.

[Tony Moanero]

Genuinely. Can this be summed up for me?

Lazy sod.

[Bob]

It's over.

[Nunavut Patrick]

It's over.

Sorry to hear mate.

 

It's fucking tough, been through it.

 

Only advice I have that is worthwhile is try to keep it civil with her and hold your tongue if you think about kicking off with her on something. You still have roles to play as parents.

[Captain Turdseye]

It's over.

Give yourself a while to get over it and before you know it you'll be elbow deep in clunge every weekend. You lucky, lucky bastard.

[Champ]

It's over.

 

Well, it is if you accept it just like that.....not that I have any idea what the situation really is. Just saying

[PestiRed]

Gutted for you. NP's advice seems good

[TheBitch]

Doesn't sound like she tried very hard.

[Bjornebye]

Keep it civil, don't do any chasing. Don't show emotion in-front of her. You have to keep your pride now mate for yourself if no-one else.

 

Hope things work out good (which they will)

[Sugar Ape]

Sorry to hear that Bob. From the little you've said here it sounds like she may have made her mind up a while ago. I would follow NP's advice and keep it as civil as possible, but at the same time you can't let her take the piss out of you, just do what's best for your kid. Good luck mate.

[Jennings]

It's over.

 

Sorry to hear that, mate.

 

You have tried your best and you can always be proud of that. Keep your chin up.

 

Things will get better - things may take time to do so - but they will. Stay positive!!!

[Rico1304]

Photos?

[ZonkoVille77]

Doesn't sound like she tried very hard.

This.

[Champ]

Photos?

Rico! You're a bit lairy for this time of the morning?

[KMD7]

Keep it civil, don't do any chasing. Don't show emotion in-front of her. You have to keep your pride now mate for yourself if no-one else.

 

Hope things work out good (which they will)

 

This. 

 

Feel for you mate.  Try and stay as positive as you can. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Chin up mate. It only gets better from here.

[jonnybastard]

It's over.

The important thing now is to hold your nerve.

What have you done with the body? No body means no crime. Do you know a pig farmer by any chance?

[littletedwest]

What stig says mate.Try to conduct yourself with dignity use your head not your heart.That's easier said than done mate.

 

All the best pal and I've known plenty of couples split up then get back together but only you know what chances of that are.

[ElishaScottBC]

Hope your ok pal, but now it's time to dry your eyes mate, i know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up there's plenty more fish in the sea.

[Champ]

Hope your ok pal, but now it's time to dry your eyes mate, i know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up there's plenty more fish in the sea.

Who knew Mike Skinner was a red?

[Captain Turdseye]

Who knew Champ was down with the kids?

[The Social Outreach Programme]

Pick a game to go to and we will help you on your road to recovery

 

We will be your wing men, you will look good standing next to most of the TSOP brigade