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8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Something by Herman Zapflstrudel and The Hypertensive JazzRock Heptet?

 

Only their older stuff. Once they started using conventional instruments I lost interest.

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10 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Quite. "Three Eggcups and a Bicycle Pump" transcends genius. 

The 14 minute silence eventually broken by the sound of an aardvark firing out a watery shart brings me to tears every time I hear it. 

 

Quite, quite beautiful.

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

The 14 minute silence eventually broken by the sound of an aardvark firing out a watery shart brings me to tears every time I hear it. 

 

Quite, quite beautiful.

 

 

And that aardvark went on to become Chris Martin.

 

True story.

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On 29/06/2019 at 14:12, Elite said:

Putting your phone on charge but forgetting to turn the switch on.

Plug switches should always be left on the "on" position.

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27 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Plug switches should always be left on the "on" position.

Oh, god, no

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10 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

The 14 minute silence eventually broken by the sound of an aardvark firing out a watery shart brings me to tears every time I hear it. 

 

Quite, quite beautiful.

 

 

Any links mate? I'm an insomniac and even sounds of the sea on twitter isn't doing anything for me. 

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11 hours ago, Champ said:

Oh, god, no

 

11 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Typical anti-beaner behaviour. 

 

Here come the OCD / Health and Safety brigade. 

 

Bet you turn the fucking telly off at the wall when you go to bed at night too don’t you, sad bastards. 

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1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

 

 

Here come the OCD / Health and Safety brigade. 

 

Bet you turn the fucking telly off at the wall when you go to bed at night too don’t you, sad bastards. 

It’s just so untidy 

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Stayed in a holiday let over the weekend in country Victoria.

Place was a pretty new build, and we were there Friday til sunday.

I went down there wearing a brand new paul smith merino v neck jumper, the missus packed Sunday morning whilst I stuck the bikes on the car.

Get home and no fucking jumper.

Now i wore it friday, we stayed in, i never wore it to bed, and Saturday i wore completely different fucking clothes, so how the fuck this jumper has disappeared is a mystery.

property owners are adamant it's not there, so they are either telling porkies, or the cleaner is strutting around in my fucking jumper.

fucked me right off, futile fucking bollocks that i can't change, but is battering me head.

puts a terrible fucking vibe on the trip now as well.

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14 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Stayed in a holiday let over the weekend in country Victoria.

Place was a pretty new build, and we were there Friday til sunday.

I went down there wearing a brand new paul smith merino v neck jumper, the missus packed Sunday morning whilst I stuck the bikes on the car.

Get home and no fucking jumper.

Now i wore it friday, we stayed in, i never wore it to bed, and Saturday i wore completely different fucking clothes, so how the fuck this jumper has disappeared is a mystery.

property owners are adamant it's not there, so they are either telling porkies, or the cleaner is strutting around in my fucking jumper.

fucked me right off, futile fucking bollocks that i can't change, but is battering me head.

puts a terrible fucking vibe on the trip now as well.

 

You can cheer yourself up knowing you have great taste in clothes mate. 

 

Even if you cant wear them. 

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