little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Le Duan]

Women doing their make up on the train - as socially unacceptable as wearing rollers and pyjamas to go out in

[Le Duan]

Chippy staff only starting to cook the telephone order you placed an hour ago, when you arrive I’m said chippy - even after being assured it would be ready in 20 minutes when you phoned it in.

[Captain Turdseye]

Are you Doctor Troy’s twin brother? 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Triple posts.

[Le Duan]

People who don’t seem to pay attention when you tell them or ask them something, saying ‘eh?’ And then answering the original question as you’re repeating it.

[Bjornebye]

I feel like i'm in Vietnam all of a sudden. 

[Anubis]

On 11/13/2018 at 8:55 AM, chevettehs said:

I don't have an iphone and very few people contact me on account of me being a cunt of epic proportions.

 

8% battery can give me a full day of use easy. 

 

[Le Duan]

Policy to eradicate all that vexes me will shortly ratified by the politburo and woe betide anyone dissenting 

[Le Duan]

I’m going to have a kip now

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

I’m going to have a kip now

Sounds like you need a Pot Noodle and a wank mate 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

53 minutes ago, Le Duan said:

Chippy staff only starting to cook the telephone order you placed an hour ago, when you arrive I’m said chippy - even after being assured it would be ready in 20 minutes when you phoned it in.

“I’m said chippy” well you’ve only got yourself to blame hun.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Le Duan said:

Chippy staff only starting to cook the telephone order you placed an hour ago, when you arrive I’m said chippy - even after being assured it would be ready in 20 minutes when you phoned it in.

 Negged. Freshly cooked, hot food > lukewarm food that’s being sitting there for half an hour

[Dr Nowt]

8 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Yes, but they are taking pictures of every cup of coffee they had in those places though. So maybe you're wrong. You considered that?

 

 

Ranulph Fiennes will be shitting himself.

[Jairzinho]

23 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Ranulph Fiennes will be shitting himself.

Hope he takes some pictures.

[Champ]

5 hours ago, Le Duan said:

I’m going to have a kip now

Good

[Mook]

13 hours ago, Le Duan said:

Women doing their make up on the train - as socially unacceptable as wearing rollers and pyjamas to go out in

I love it when they do their make up on the train, stiffy material.

[Chairman Meow]

24 minutes ago, Mook said:

I love it when they do their make up on the train, stiffy material.

There was one doing it yesterday morning on the Metro when I was on my way into uni, turns out you can put lipstick on a pig after all.

[Chairman Meow]

14 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Fancy modern rubbish!

[Champ]

Who’s Le Duan?

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Champ said:

Who’s Le Duan?

Lê Duẩn was a Vietnamese communist politician. He rose in the party hierarchy in the late 1950s and became General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Vietnam at the 3rd National Congress in 1960. He continued Hồ Chí Minh's policy of ruling through collective leadership.

 

[Champ]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Lê Duẩn was a Vietnamese communist politician. He rose in the party hierarchy in the late 1950s and became General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Vietnam at the 3rd National Congress in 1960. He continued Hồ Chí Minh's policy of ruling through collective leadership.

 

Noooo!

 

Who is he? (He’ll be a he)

Who just turns up and post bombs like he did on this thread last night? 

[Hades]

People on the Internet that unironically italicise statements to convey emotional gravity. Mostly North Americans. Just post plainly, you're not chatting with retards.

[Captain Turdseye]

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, Hades said:

People on the Internet that unironically italicise statements to convey emotional gravity. Mostly North Americans. Just post plainly, you're not chatting with retards.

I actually beg to differ here, mate...

[Trumo]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Shit tissues. We normally keep a box in the living room but we ran out a few days ago. I had to nip in the corner shop this morning anyway and I noticed they had some on offer. 50p for a box or two for a pound. Never one to miss out on a bargain, I picked up the two boxes. 

 

As it happens I’ve got a runny nose today so I tried one of these tissues. Fucking woeful. I’ve never known anything like it. Couldn’t even withstand one nose blow before it fell to bits. 

 

I reckon you’d need, and this is a conservative estimate, at least 15 of them if you were planning a wank.  

 

I think you did there.