little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Hades]

Anal fissures are literally annoying the shit out of me.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Anal fissures are literally annoying the shit out of me.

Hey mate, what you get up to in your own spare time is nobodies business but yours.

[Bjornebye]

Restaurants that think its below them to list draft/bottled beer on their drinks menu price list.

 

Even though they actually charge a fortune for them.

 

 

Thats why. You ask for a bottle of beer and it ends up costing 5 quid without you noticing until its too late to tell the waitress you aren't paying that much for it because you have already been blimping her all meal. 

[Bjornebye]

You are going to upset Stringy with that remark.

 

 

Maybe a few centuries ago. 

[Tony Moanero]

Earwax, the horrible cunt.

[Dave D]

White t-shirts/top/shirts that mysterioulsy turn yellow around the collar after a couple of months in the wardrobe.

 

I'll be writing to Primark 

[The Golden Eel]

When you carry a load of washing down the stairs, put the machine on and then find a single sock lying on the stairs

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They've started the Christmas adds already...just fuck off you cunts!

[Dave D]

People who seem to be using multiple cards in one go at ATMs.

 

(Which Im guilty of myself on occasion so that makes me a weapon- still annoys the shit out of me though) 

[manwiththestick]

On a similar topic, people who say PIN number.

[Dave D]

On a similar topic, people who say PIN number.

Ok, Im curious- what should it be?

[General Dryness]

Anal fissures are literally annoying the shit out of me.

You having a pain in the arse has sent my irony meter off the scale.

[The Golden Eel]

Ok, Im curious- what should it be?

 

The "N" means number.... I think that's what he's getting at. It should be "PIN" or "PI" number technically but, to be fair, anyone who moans about that has to be a GRADE A*, BONA FIDE FUCKING ABSOLUTE CUNTWHIFF BELLEND MOTHERFUCKING SHITHEADED WANKHOLE BASTARD TWATTING MONG.

[Dave D]

The "N" means number.... I think that's what he's getting at. It should be "PIN" or "PI" number technically but, to be fair, anyone who moans about that has to be a GRADE A*, BONA FIDE FUCKING ABSOLUTE CUNTWHIFF BELLEND MOTHERFUCKING SHITHEADED WANKHOLE BASTARD TWATTING MONG.

Ah.... I see.

 

I think.

[General Dryness]

Who ate all the PIs?

[Sputnik1]

On a similar topic, people who say PIN number.

 

 

 

RAS Syndrome 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome

[Sputnik1]

Anywhere you are likely to be involved in a queue when there is a woman before you.

 

At doctors, I know they have 'issues' that we do not but you just know you are in for a long wait when a woman goes in to the doctors before you. The waiting is even worse on an aircraft especially within a few hours of arrival on a long flight when they completely forget that others are waiting to use the toilet. I often wished aircraft had separate male and female toilets, in fact just give us urinals and let them have their make up rooms and hold themselves up.

[Evelyn Tentions]

On a similar topic, people who say PIN number.

So they can use it in the ATM machine.

Or is that just dumb Aussies?

[manwiththestick]

The "N" means number.... I think that's what he's getting at. It should be "PIN" or "PI" number technically but, to be fair, anyone who moans about that has to be a GRADE A*, BONA FIDE FUCKING ABSOLUTE CUNTWHIFF BELLEND MOTHERFUCKING SHITHEADED WANKHOLE BASTARD TWATTING MONG.

Cheers.

[Anny Road]

We buy diet coke in 24 packs. We all drink them.

I am sick to death of going around the house and binning cans that have had a couple of swigs taken out of them.

It seems, particularly the wife, finds it easier to get a new one out of the fridge then remember where she left the last one.

 

As a protest the last pack I bought was those 1/2 sized cans. Jeez you think I had set fire to the house. The howls of protest.

[Hades]

You having a pain in the arse has sent my irony meter off the scale.

 

You enjoy your forum feuds, don't you? Always gotta have a mark. Try as you might, you won't bully me off the forum like you did Major Tom. 

[General Dryness]

You enjoy your forum feuds, don't you? Always gotta have a mark. Try as you might, you won't bully me off the forum like you did Major Tom.

Grrr I'm a big bad bully.

 

Head. Wobble it.

[Kloppite]

Working nights and finished at 8am on Saturday morning and got up at 12 so I could get a good kip on Sunday. Problem was I fell asleep for a couple of hours Saturday afternoon went to bed at 11pm Saturday night but was wide awake at 4am Sunday morning. Got up then fell asleep at about 9.30 till 11 am then again after out match till about 8pm. Went to bed at 12.30 with the intention of sleeping till about 11am this morning but low and behold I was up at 4.45 this morning. Hopefully I will be able to sleep later as I am in work again at midnight.

 

God I hate nights.

[Champ]

When you have a go of one of those fragrance testers and the minute you’ve got it on you know you hate it and try as you can can you get rid of the sickly cloying smell

[sir roger]

When you go for a walk & it's all uphill, but when you come back it still seems to be uphill.