Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Anubis]

Sorry, Joey. Out of rep or that Spartans gif would be getting some.

[Dr Nowt]

 

This thread could end up like 'Dave' channel and just re-run golden moments for posterity.

 

Not sure if this is the chandelier or Del Boy falling through the bar, but hey.

[Dr Nowt]

This picture reminds me of one of the horse names in The Day Today; 'Two Headed Sex Beast.'

 

 

Wonder how he'll do 'Zeinab Badawi's Twenty Hotels' or 'Trust Me, I'm A Stomach'.

[Anubis]

It is both the blessing and the curse of the Internet that it has given a platform for talentless fuckwits to showcase their talentless fuckwittery. 

[Dr Nowt]

No need for that mate, I realise I'm fairly tedious but a man's got his feelings.

[Trumo]

[General Dryness]

 

Fucking ineptness in motion.

[Anubis]

 

 

 

"I am smoking a fag."

[General Dryness]

David Moyes "My job is safe."

 

Yeah, in the same way that challenging a bengal tiger to a biting competition is safe.

[rEddie]

Fucking ineptness in motion.

 

Reminds me of my Dad gesticulating at me when I passed my driving test and fucked up reversing his beloved VW Passat - scraping the rims on the kerb. Aaawww bless old Moysey.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Fook! The Times are apparently saying he's gone if they don't progress tomorrow.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

Fook! The Times are apparently saying he's gone if they don't progress tomorrow.

Fun while it lasted, I wonder if Everton are making a DVD of this...

[Iceman]

I genuinely believe slur will keel over and die if we win the league. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

It would be a fine building block in an already excellent season if they were to beat City at the weekend, thus keeping Moyes in a job for another few months.

[Megadrive Man]

Fook! The Times are apparently saying he's gone if they don't progress tomorrow.

 

Actually makes it difficult to decide which result I want tomorrow now.

[skend04]

Fuck it, we've played them now. Let them get put to the sword by whoever, it's of no concern to us. If they can only muster one chance against us they'll be as unlikely to make an impression against Citeh. He's turned them into Everton, that's good enough for this season.

[Trumo]

Olympiakos have played 11 and lost 11 in England. What are the chances of Moyes and his team reversing that record, much like they've done with numerous others this season? If Olympiakos get through, it will be their first quarter final appearance in 15 years. I was surprised when I heard that because they're one of those teams that qualify for the Champions League every year only to fail to get out of their group.

[setreal]

Fook! The Times are apparently saying he's gone if they don't progress tomorrow.

 

Come on United! Cleverley hattrick to put them through and a new 7 year contract for him.

[Stickman]

 

Could have sworn I saw this happen on Sunday........

[Dr Nowt]

I want them out tonight.  The reason I'm absolutely certain they can't win it with the current set-up is Moyes.  As poor as their side is you still never completely know otherwise, the better teams could help knock one another out and they get their customary easy route through. 

 

Unlikely of course (them doing well in the CL if the following comes to pass), but say Moyes scrambles over the line tonight, gets beaten by West Ham and humiliated by City.  They could be in the QF with an actual manager at the helm, one who might actually be able to play to their strengths and ride the huge relief they would all feel.  

 

Personally I want to know they're not in the Champions League this time tomorrow, it's the crucial step in their continuing collapse.

[setreal]

They will not win the CL with the players they have, even if they get in Klopp, Rodgers, Maureen and Guardiola as a managing supersquad. No chance in hell.

[Trumo]

I want them out tonight.  The reason I'm absolutely certain they can't win it with the current set-up is Moyes.  As poor as their side is you still never completely know otherwise, the better teams could help knock one another out and they get their customary easy route through. 

 

Unlikely of course (them doing well in the CL if the following comes to pass), but say Moyes scrambles over the line tonight, gets beaten by West Ham and humiliated by City.  They could be in the QF with an actual manager at the helm, one who might actually be able to play to their strengths and ride the huge relief they would all feel.  

 

Personally I want to know they're not in the Champions League this time tomorrow, it's the crucial step in their continuing collapse.

 

The equivalent of the Di Matteo effect.

[Dr Nowt]

I'm 99% sure of that myself, but weak teams sometimes win things, so I'm not going to get greedy hoping for a proper rout off one of the superpowers just in case, not when I can hope for one last comedy Xmas special tonight.

 

It's over, he's dead in the water.  A nominal win over a terrible Olympiacos will sustain the inevitable for a week or two, but not in any meaningful way that would advantage us.  He's gone between now and the summer, so for me out with a bang tonight does just fine.

[Section_31]

True, shame though I'd have liked to have seen him spend that 100 million on Baines and Shaw.

[TheDrowningMan]

I want an excellent display tonight - 20 shots on targets, 18 of which are near misses. 2-0 up when an horrendous refereeing decision / world class strike breaks their heart followed by a storming win over West Ham & a deserved draw against City. That way there's the slightest chance he might go on to be afforded the opportunity to plan for next season.