Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[El Rojo]

What would be the best result for us tonight in the context of them playing City at home next week?

 

A win that sees them through and a tiny bit of confidence and the chance of  a bit of momentum?
 

Knocked out and a new manager by the weekend?

 

Knocked out and Moyes staying on?

[Dr Nowt]

Does Johnny Giles play any other tunes?  He's like a jukebox with only the one song.

[magicrat]

What would be the best result for us tonight in the context of them playing City at home next week?

 

A win that sees them through and a tiny bit of confidence and the chance of  a bit of momentum?

 

Knocked out and a new manager by the weekend?

 

Knocked out and Moyes staying on?

I think  technically its pretty much win win for us. I'm with the guys that want them to lose very game to be honest and would not be happy watching them celebrate any sort of victory . More pain please . Dave's history anyway so probably best he goes out in a blaze of failure with another 3-0 bumming tonight. Gonna miss this thread

[Section_31]

What's Paddy Crerand gonna say when Johnny foreigner comes in though? I can smell the ammonia now.

[Stickman]

Does Johnny Giles play any other tunes?  He's like a jukebox with only the one song.

 

 

And a Boyzone one at that

[Dr Nowt]

Apparently there's been talk of 'The Chosen One' banner being taken down by some in the Stretford End, while many of their other fans are said to be horrified at the idea.

 

I'd love to see a live tug-of-war tonight, while Moyes does his fish on dry land routine by the touchline.

[magicrat]

Apparently there's been talk of 'The Chosen One' banner being taken down by some in the Stretford End, while many of their other fans are said to be horrified at the idea.

 

I'd love to see a live tug-of-war tonight, while Moyes does his fish on dry land routine by the touchline.

Yeh I read that somewhere earlier. It was the official supporters club I think.They were adamant it shouldn't be done whilst the cameras were around. Would be fucking priceless if it got ripped down during the game and was floating around OT in bits.

[DJLJ]

 

https://twitter.com/marcrileydj/status/446277160102531072/photo/1

[deiseach]

Apparently there's been talk of 'The Chosen One' banner being taken down by some in the Stretford End, while many of their other fans are said to be horrified at the idea.

 

I'd love to see a live tug-of-war tonight, while Moyes does his fish on dry land routine by the touchline.

Winning the title this season would be The Best Thing Ever, but this would come third, tucking in behind Istanbul.

[jamespp]

Hope they lose, you're playing with fire wanting them to get through to save Moyes and I think Moyes is fucked now unless they win it anyway, they could win it, that's football, they could scrape past someone like Dortmund in QF then they play Bayern, you never know Bayerns keeper might get sent off our something after 5 mins and they win 2-0 and get a 1-1 away and then guess what they're in the final, them winning it with us in 4th is too horrendous to even comprehend

[Jairzinho]

Hope they lose, you're playing with fire wanting them to get through to save Moyes and I think Moyes is fucked now unless they win it anyway, they could win it, that's football, they could scrape past someone like Dortmund in QF then they play Bayern, you never know Bayerns keeper might get sent off our something after 5 mins and they win 2-0 and get a 1-1 away and then guess what they're in the final, them winning it with us in 4th is too horrendous to even comprehend

 

For fuck sake.

[Adebisi]

Hope they lose, you're playing with fire wanting them to get through to save Moyes and I think Moyes is fucked now unless they win it anyway, they could win it, that's football, they could scrape past someone like Dortmund in QF then they play Bayern, you never know Bayerns keeper might get sent off our something after 5 mins and they win 2-0 and get a 1-1 away and then guess what they're in the final, them winning it with us in 4th is too horrendous to even comprehend

Funniest post in this thread. 

[deiseach]

Speaking of banners, I was amazed the David Moyes Is A Football Genius one made it past the OT knuckle-draggers. Did the travelling crowd have to adopt some special measures or are they not as relentlessly on-message at the Big Top as I thought?

[jamespp]

Ok guys don't say I didn't warn you

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I want them out. Tonight. No fucking about. Get 'em out. Then he can be sacked, and they can beat City in a show of solidarity. Ta.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

In a strange way, going out might be Moyes' best chance of staying in the job.

 

If they drew Madrid, over two legs it'd end up a cricket score.

[Dr Nowt]

I want them out. Tonight. No fucking about. Get 'em out. Then he can be sacked, and they can beat City in a show of solidarity. Ta.

 

[Mark M]

I want them out tonight with no chance of stumbling there way into the final of the champions league.

 

I know how utterly insane that sounds but when chelsea were up against Barca in the semi's a couple of years ago I didn't give them a prayer of getting to the final & the bastards ended up winning it.

 

The sooner they are dumped out i'll feel an awful lot better.

[Boss]

Could you imagine Jones and Vidic up against Ronaldo and Bale? it'd be a fucking massacre.

[Nightcat]

Who says we're going to finish 4th you utter defeatist cunts?

 

In any case the ugly, disgusting cunt will not get sacked until the end of the season, regardless of today's result.

[magicrat]

Ok guys don't say I didn't warn you

Yeh thanks for that. 

40-1 shot to win the CL . Personally I wouldn't back them at 400-1

[Jairzinho]

I wouldn't back them at 4m/1. They'll be out of the competition in about six hours.

[Josef Svejk]

Humiliating defeat, please.

[Dr Nowt]

If only everyone had Nightcat's singular focus, laser-beam perception and mental health issues.

[jamespp]

Who says we're going to finish 4th you utter defeatist cunts?

 

well you could say that assuming 4th is actually being positive or have we already qualified?