Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[ElishaScottBC]

What is going on in manchester?!?! Kagawa getting his stomach pumped for eating himself over the edge, Moyes is a wrecking ball!

[Pureblood]

Definitely some sort of ball.

[Horus]

What is going on in manchester?!?! Kagawa getting his stomach pumped for eating himself over the edge, Moyes is a wrecking ball!

 

[Bogman]

Warning - Be careful if you're driving past Old Trafford this week, a lot of people have picked up 3 points there recently.

[Stickman]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25307471

 

Looks like Roy's not letting it lie

[Megadrive Man]

This was genuinely tweeted on the Official Man U Twitter;

 

David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

[Major Tom]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25307471

 

Looks like Roy's not letting it lie

 

I am not sure of the control thing but one thing is obvious; Ferguson is a massive egotist.

[Captain]

This was genuinely tweeted on the Official Man U Twitter;

 

David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

 

And goalscoring. They have racked up two consecutive home defeats without scoring in either.

 

So; passing, creating chances, defending and goalscoring.

 

What's left? 

[fowler9]

anyone see Super Dave's comments about Van Persie

 

said he wasn't fit enough to play 90 minutes but was worried what people would say if he took him off, how on earth are people like him and Hodgson seen as respected managers with the football they play and the shite they talk?

[Einch]

It's going tits up so quickly. Love it but have the fear that they will ditch gollum and get someone decent in.

[red6]

I am not sure of the control thing but one thing is obvious; Ferguson is a massive egotist.

 

Which is what i said above yet you didn't agree with it?!

[red6]

anyone see Super Dave's comments about Van Persie

 

said he wasn't fit enough to play 90 minutes but was worried what people would say if he took him off, how on earth are people like him and Hodgson seen as respected managers with the football they play and the shite they talk?

 

Yea i saw that mate

 

I was fucking shocked that he said it and more wasn't made of it. How can you make a decision based on what other people might think?! He doesn't have the balls to substitute a player who is half fit and wasn't performing.

 

He will never be able to handle big players and a big club.

[Mathewbet1]

The Moyes effect:

 

[Major Tom]

Which is what i said above yet you didn't agree with it?!

Eh? What's this all about, then?

[Redder Lurtz]

anyone see Super Dave's comments about Van Persie

 

said he wasn't fit enough to play 90 minutes but was worried what people would say if he took him off, how on earth are people like him and Hodgson seen as respected managers with the football they play and the shite they talk?

 

Noticed that myself. And nobody has picked up on the fact that he basically admitted he hasn't got the balls to make an innovative decision to help his club for fear of what the fans might think. The stupid bog-eyed wanker. I hope he's there for twenty-five years, the cunt.

[Edward.]

It was picked up by Claridge before the Swansea game tonight.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Moyes isn't even in charge, it's still Ferguson.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Has anyone ever actually seen Hodgson and Moyes in the same room at the same time?

 

Manchester United manager David Moyes says defeat to Newcastle United at Old Trafford 'raised my spirits'

[Boss]

He said the defeat to Newcastle raised his spirit! fucking hell, what a dickhead. Just remember david "you don't need to win things to be a winner" your doing a great job son, now sell Van Persie to Barcalona for a pittance and alienate Wazza by saying he gets his hair transplant from a troll doll.

[littletedwest]

so it's good to fail as it makes you want success more?

 

okay David. Sure United fans will be glad to finish out of Europe as they will be happy to long for success.

[Section_31]

"Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a grey twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat". Teddy Roosevelt.

[dirk grout]

He said the defeat to Newcastle raised his spirit! fucking hell, what a dickhead. Just remember david "you don't need to win things to be a winner" your doing a great job son, now sell Van Persie to Barcalona for a pittance and alienate Wazza by saying he gets his hair transplant from a troll doll.

 

To quote Liam Gallagher,  "He looks like a fucking balloon with a fucking Weetabix crushed on top."

[Xherdan]

"Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a grey twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat". Teddy Roosevelt.

 

I like this.

[Hand Shandy]

Van Rapist out for a month with a thigh strain.

 

Shame.

[Boss]

Step up Danny Welbeck, your time has come. *suppressing laughter*