We're about to go on a thirteen-game winning streak

[Gym Beglin]

Quote me on this.

 

With Sturridge back it'll just click once again, and we're going to batter teams week after week. All of a sudden Coutinho comes to life, and then the midfield look potent, and Lovren steps up a couple of gears, and Moreno just hammers down the flanks. Sakho and Toure go "aye aye" and take names in training, making men out of Markovic and Balotelli, and it all boils down to a fine gel.

 

1. Palace (a)

2. Ludo Razgd (a)

3. Stoke (h)

4. Leicester (a)

5. Sunderland (h)

6. Basel (h)

7. Man United (a)

8. Bournemouth (a)

9. Arsenal (h)

10. Burnley (a)

11. Swansea (h)

12. Leicester (h)

13. Sunderland (a)

 

Then we lose to Villa away on Jan 17.

[ratcatcher]

Lose away at villa!? We've a good record there!

[Gym Beglin]

Lambert trains his players in hyperbaric chambers for months in advance of games against us.

 

Agbonlahor looks seventeen times better than in normal games. How does that twat sleep at night, probably with one eye open, staring at the calendar on his wall with Jan 17 ringed 73 times in red marker.

[Hades]

Looks like 7 wins at most to me.

[Ranxerox]

Where was the spoiler alert you bastard, no point watching these games now,

[Gym Beglin]

Strap-in lads, it's win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win.

 

We'll be bored of winning by then, the loss to Villa will come as a refreshing break, and will make us more determined to go on another streak. We might also bid £38m for Benteke on the back of that loss.

[ngogswilly]

I reckon with Sturridge in the team we'll definitely improve(insert no shit sherlock joke). We'll win games with him in the team.

 

If he gets injured again though we're banjaxed. Utterly utterly banjaxed

[ZonkoVille77]

More chance of getting blown by Kate Upton.

[Bjornebye]

Looks like 7 wins at most to me.

Im sure a few would take that

[Xherdan]

Im in.

[Gnasher]

I can see Palace away being tricky, they are in good form at the moment and were unlucky to lose by a goal at old trafford last week, plus their players will be well rested and drilled through the international break.

[Gym Beglin]

When we win the Palace game, this thread will take off.

 

I'm already selling advertising on this.

[Gym Beglin]

Now 30% off at DFS until January.

[Baresi]

We have an FA Cup tie between the Leicester and Sunderland game!

[Baltar]

Lambert trains his players in hyperbaric chambers for months in advance of games against us.

 

Agbonlahor looks seventeen times better than in normal games. How does that twat sleep at night, probably with one eye open, staring at the calendar on his wall with Jan 17 ringed 73 times in red marker.

We have a magical ability to make Agbonlahor turn into the Brazilian Ronaldo whenever he faces us. We should sell the secret to how we do that to Villa for £100M. 

[TheFridge]

A 13 day winning streak would do.

[stringvest]

who's 'we'?

[Pureblood]

We're a bit crap.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Quote me on this.

 

With Sturridge back it'll just click once again, and we're going to batter teams week after week. All of a sudden Coutinho comes to life, and then the midfield look potent, and Lovren steps up a couple of gears, and Moreno just hammers down the flanks. Sakho and Toure go "aye aye" and take names in training, making men out of Markovic and Balotelli, and it all boils down to a fine gel.

 

1. Palace (a)

2. Ludo Razgd (a)

3. Stoke (h)

4. Leicester (a)

5. Sunderland (h)

6. Basel (h)

7. Man United (a)

8. Bournemouth (a)

9. Arsenal (h)

10. Burnley (a)

11. Swansea (h)

12. Leicester (h)

13. Sunderland (a)

Thank fuck for that. Really settled me, and I'm sure the rest of the forum, right down

[Russ Atmosphere]

Yep, we've been pissing the easy games of late.

[Jairzinho]

We'll beat Sunderland at home.

[Tony Moanero]

This thread is gash.

[stringvest]

This thread is gash.

 

 

Tony Knowles

[Oh Buoy]

Then we lose to Villa away on Jan 17.

 

Just like clockwork.

[Tony Moanero]

Tony Knowles

I had to Google Tony Knowles, Stringy, never heard of him.