Other football

[Jairzinho]

Roooonay!

[J-V]

Embarrassing Clive you tit.

 

Mason hahaha fuck me this cunt is shit.

[FanchesterCity]

Good goal that.

[J-V]

Talking of shit Andross scores

[magicrat]

Good finish that. Shame it wasn't Kane eh Clive, Get you dick in your trousers

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Smint overdose averted.

[JagSquared]

We've been linked with immobile and contrary to him name he's been quite busy in the last 5 mins I've been watching

[manwiththestick]

I remember when Steve Stone was a regular in the England side and scored a few goals. Townsend is the modern day Steve Stone.

[Boss]

Is it obligatory for every England player to have a single arm covered in tattoo's?

[magicrat]

We've been linked with immobile and contrary to him name he's been quite busy in the last 5 mins I've been watching

It would be a good name for Balotelli

Mario Immobile,  Has a certain ring to it

[Jairzinho]

Is it obligatory for every England player to have a single arm covered in tattoo's?

Shows the brave spirit of the three lions.

[bossy]

Didn't play too badly second half.

[Trumo]

Is it obligatory for every player in the world to have a single arm covered in tattoo's?

 

Yes it is by the looks of things.

[xerxes]

Obviously I have had my eyes glued to “the big one”, Lichtenstein versus San Marino, which the blues reds edged 1-0 in a fascinating and tight game. In the end, class told, and Daniel Kaufman of Vaduz showed the skill that the multi championship winning club side demand in scoring the winner in the 28th minute . Scoring in front of his own fans at the Rheinpark Stadion which the national side share with Vaduz must have been a special moment for him. His debut goal makes him the equal eleventh highest goal scorer of all time for the national side. Coach Rene Pauritsch will be delighted that the win doubles the number of wins he has had taking his win ratio from 5 to 10%. It took me back to when we played Olympiakos of Greece there in a pre-season friendly in 2005.

[FanchesterCity]

Yes it is by the looks of things.

 

How else are they going to know left from right?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Real Madrid to sign Danilo. Porto have released a statement to the Portuguese stock market confirming the deal.

 

You can get 6/4 on BetVictor for Real to be his next club (before 3 September 2015). £14 max stake though.

[Iceman]

Obviously I have had my eyes glued to “the big one”, Lichtenstein versus San Marino, which the blues reds edged 1-0 in a fascinating and tight game. In the end, class told, and Daniel Kaufman of Vaduz showed the skill that the multi championship winning club side demand in scoring the winner in the 28th minute . Scoring in front of his own fans at the Rheinpark Stadion which the national side share with Vaduz must have been a special moment for him. His debut goal makes him the equal eleventh highest goal scorer of all time for the national side. Coach Rene Pauritsch will be delighted that the win doubles the number of wins he has had taking his win ratio from 5 to 10%. It took me back to when we played Olympiakos of Greece there in a pre-season friendly in 2005.

 

This is fucking magnificent. 

[Ne Moe Imya]

We've been linked with immobile and contrary to him name he's been quite busy in the last 5 mins I've been watching

 

I've always wanted us to sign him just for the song.

 

"Il Ciro Immobile" to the obvious "La donna e mobile" tune would be absolute genius.  I have no idea what we'd do for the rest of the lyrics but that bit alone would seal it as one of the great football songs of all time.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Did Clive mention that glorious night in Turin when United "somehow" came back against Juve, or that "balmy night in the Nou Camp"? Sorry, I was watching Homeland.

[Gym Beglin]

A game between two poor teams last night.

 

Any team containing Jagielka, Jones, Kane, Bertrand, Townsend, Gibbs, Smalling, Delph, Walker and Mason deserves to be obliterated by any half-decent team.

 

The fact that Italy forced a draw is a damning indictment of their national team.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Titi Camara signing copies of his book in Liverpool One Gregg's the bakers....

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/april-fools-joke-titi-camara-8962833

[Harry Squatter]

Damn, I would have taken my Predator and Commando DVD's for him to sign as well.

[dennis tooth]

So tims team tasted tainted titty against the scumbags an prob finish 2nd now.

[magicrat]

Chav cunts get a pelanty and Hazard scores. The day keeps on giving 

[magicrat]

Fuck me Adam has just score form deep in own half 

Un fucking believable