ATK Thread

[stringvest]

 

He definitely learnt that type of storytelling at the tabloids anyway. Really shitty way to spin a story to wind up the fan base. Mission accomplished though.

 

I'm not sure what you mean here johnny...

[Durango]

Come on now, is this all you're bringing to the floor ?? that's not a very chairitable thing to say is it ?? you've had a nice break from the forum and you come back with this ?? get a grip.

 

Donk,

 

do us a favour,

 

 

go and do something useful like,

 

 

"wankin the Budgie"

[Brownie]

Weird thread.

[Andriy Voronin]

Donk,

 

do us a favour,

 

 

go and do something useful like,

 

 

"wankin the Budgie"

 

Hey DURANGO, maybe you need has WANK the budgie?

[Walton Park]

FACT haha

[Lord Christ]

Donk,

 

do us a favour,

 

 

go and do something useful like,

 

 

"wankin the Budgie"

 

AH, SO YOU ARE BACK DURANGO?

 

LISTEN, MY FATHER DID NOT LET YOU LIVE TO THE AGE OF 107 SO YOU COULD BLATHER YOUR SENILE BALONEY ON THIS MOST VENERABLE OF FORUMS.

 

IN FACT, WHY ARE YOU STILL UP PAST 7 AT NIGHT? DOES YOUR NURSING HOME KNOW ABOUT THIS?

 

OF COURSE I AM OMNIPOTENT SO I KNOW THEY DON'T REALISE YOU HAVE SNUCK INTO THE COMMUNITY ROOM IN YOUR UNDIES AND TUCKED YOUR COLOSTOMY BAG BETWEEN YOUR MOOBS TO LOG ON.

 

BE A GOOD MAN AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM WHERE CARLOS IS WAITING TO GIVE YOU YOUR SPONGE BATH.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Jesus this thread is all kinds of weird, Durango recycling old material there, poor form that.

[Lord Christ]

Jesus this thread is all kinds of weird, Durango recycling old material there, poor form that.

 

AH, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE MY SON.

 

AND NO OFFENCE BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ADDRESS ME AS LORD CHRIST UNTIL YOU KNOW ME A BIT BETTER? JESUS IS A BIT FORMAL.

[Hand Shandy]

 

AH, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE MY SON.

 

AND NO OFFENCE BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ADDRESS ME AS LORD CHRIST UNTIL YOU KNOW ME A BIT BETTER? JESUS IS A BIT FORMAL.

 

Or even informal...

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Jesus done fucked up.

[Hand Shandy]

Hey Jesus, while we've got you, what does the H stand for?

[Paco]

Hey Jesus, while we've got you, what does the H stand for?

 

Henderson

[Hand Shandy]

 

Henderson

 

Hahaha! Very good.

[RoboRiise]

AH, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE MY SON.

 

AND NO OFFENCE BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ADDRESS ME AS LORD CHRIST UNTIL YOU KNOW ME A BIT BETTER? JESUS IS A BIT FORMAL.

 

 

On yer bike.

[Lord Christ]

Or even informal...

 

AH, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF PERPEPTUATED BY THAT LIAR DANTE ALIGHIERI THERE ARE IN FACT TEN CIRCLES OF HELL SURROUNDING SATAN. THE TENTH IS RESERVED FOR PEDANTS AND YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND ETERNITY THERE WITH MY SANDALS STUCK UP YOUR ARSE. YOU CUNT.

 

FYI, THE 'H' RATHER IRONICALLY STANDS FOR HADEHARIA. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO HELP MYSELF.

[bossy]

Oh dear, a character.

[Joe Le Taxi]

AH, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF PERPEPTUATED BY THAT LIAR DANTE ALIGHIERI THERE ARE IN FACT TEN CIRCLES OF HELL SURROUNDING SATAN. THE TENTH IS RESERVED FOR PEDANTS AND YOU ARE GOING TO SPEND ETERNITY THERE WITH MY SANDALS STUCK UP YOUR ARSE. YOU CUNT.

 

FYI, THE 'H' RATHER IRONICALLY STANDS FOR HADEHARIA. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO HELP MYSELF.

 

[RedMyst]

AH, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE MY SON.

 

AND NO OFFENCE BUT MAYBE YOU COULD ADDRESS ME AS LORD CHRIST UNTIL YOU KNOW ME A BIT BETTER? JESUS IS A BIT FORMAL..

 

Ah, a little homage to your stay here on TLW, perhaps?

 

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Maybe, maybe not...

 

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[Liverpool lad]

Sum it up for me lads

[Anubis]

Sum it up for me lads

 

It's the Rapture.

[Joe Le Taxi]

[Tommy Lawrence]

AH, SO YOU ARE BACK DURANGO?

 

LISTEN, MY FATHER DID NOT LET YOU LIVE TO THE AGE OF 107 SO YOU COULD BLATHER YOUR SENILE BALONEY ON THIS MOST VENERABLE OF FORUMS.

 

IN FACT, WHY ARE YOU STILL UP PAST 7 AT NIGHT? DOES YOUR NURSING HOME KNOW ABOUT THIS?

 

OF COURSE I AM OMNIPOTENT SO I KNOW THEY DON'T REALISE YOU HAVE SNUCK INTO THE COMMUNITY ROOM IN YOUR UNDIES AND TUCKED YOUR COLOSTOMY BAG BETWEEN YOUR MOOBS TO LOG ON.

 

BE A GOOD MAN AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM WHERE CARLOS IS WAITING TO GIVE YOU YOUR SPONGE BATH.

 

Now that is proper weird!

[TheHowieLama]

and you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars...

[stringvest]

It's the Rapture.

 

Nah, it's Durango. It's the Rupture.

[Joe Le Taxi]

AH, SO YOU ARE BACK DURANGO?

 

LISTEN, MY FATHER DID NOT LET YOU LIVE TO THE AGE OF 107 SO YOU COULD BLATHER YOUR SENILE BALONEY ON THIS MOST VENERABLE OF FORUMS.

 

IN FACT, WHY ARE YOU STILL UP PAST 7 AT NIGHT? DOES YOUR NURSING HOME KNOW ABOUT THIS?

 

OF COURSE I AM OMNIPOTENT SO I KNOW THEY DON'T REALISE YOU HAVE SNUCK INTO THE COMMUNITY ROOM IN YOUR UNDIES AND TUCKED YOUR COLOSTOMY BAG BETWEEN YOUR MOOBS TO LOG ON.

 

BE A GOOD MAN AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM WHERE CARLOS IS WAITING TO GIVE YOU YOUR SPONGE BATH.

 

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