Have a rant thread

[lifetime fan]

Has anyone ever been to Avonmouth?

 

Imagine a nuclear bomb is dropped on Middlesborough, the left over shit, well that's an improvement on Avonmouth.

 

I'm guessing Rhyl is at this level?

[Rushies tash]

Is the Suncentre still open?

[Trumo]

I'm guessing Rhyl is at this level?

 

Imagine everybody you speak to is like a Welsh-accented dennis tooth and you will get a gist of the place.

[RJ Fan club]

Is the Suncentre still open?

I'd imagine it's on lockdown like The Winchester

[stringvest]

The sun has got its ridiculous buckled hat on. Hip hip hip hoo-fucking-ray.

[Bjornebye]

Trains. Delays and cancellations from waterloo because some cunt went on the line at tea-time last night. Which one of you fucking shitbeans was it

 

Id left work early an all

[General Dryness]

Trains. Delays and cancellations from waterloo because some cunt went on the line at tea-time last night. Which one of you fucking shitbeans was it

 

Id left work early an all

 

Whoever doesn't answer, thats yer man.

[stringvest]

Trains. Delays and cancellations from waterloo because some cunt went on the line at tea-time last night. Which one of you fucking shitbeans was it Id left work early an all

Did look a tad busy there yesterday. Some cunt went for a walk over the tracks. Loads of bars in Waterloo these days though.

[Bjornebye]

Did look a tad busy there yesterday. Some cunt went for a walk over the tracks. Loads of bars in Waterloo these days though.

And a wasabi

[lifetime fan]

Yes, I know it's Glastonbury this weekend, I know plenty see it as some cultural, fashion must. I don't.

 

But you're not fucking there you stupid cunt! Stop wearing a pair of fucking Hunters with a mini skirt and shades you ugly fucking sheep.

[Champ]

The 'ugly' being the significant word here methinks

[lifetime fan]

I'd have a tad more tolerance if they were fit of course.

[alles ist gut]

I'd have a tad more tolerance if they were fit of course.

Or at least female.

[lifetime fan]

There was some cunt walked past me with peddle pushers up past his knees, wellies and a fucking Wimbledon blazer.

[Dr Nowt]

It appears Glastonbury is now the Radio One Roadshow.

[Trumo]

It appears Glastonbury is now the Radio One Roadshow.

 

Years ago, I used to carpool on alternate days with somebody else who had a habit of leaving it on Radio 1 when driving. All the DJs would be wittering on about the upcoming Radio 1 Roadshow or similar festivals. People would be calling in to win tickets or whatever, and the DJs would play songs from artists that were going to be there. Once the roadshow or festival was over, you'd get the same DJs wittering on all week about how much fun they had, how great the music was and then keep playing live recordings of the various acts. I'd imagine that this past week or so has seen Radio 1 DJs wittering on about Glastonbury, and next week's shows will be full of live excerpts.

[Elite]

Endless expenditure. If its not birthdays (which for me is pretty much every month), its fucking 'special days' like mothers day, fathers day, valentines day, etc. Then shit breaks and you have to pay to get it fixed or replaced. I wish i was comfortable, let alone rich!

[Dr Nowt]

Years ago, I used to carpool on alternate days with somebody else who had a habit of leaving it on Radio 1 when driving. All the DJs would be wittering on about the upcoming Radio 1 Roadshow or similar festivals. People would be calling in to win tickets or whatever, and the DJs would play songs from artists that were going to be there. Once the roadshow or festival was over, you'd get the same DJs wittering on all week about how much fun they had, how great the music was and then keep playing live recordings of the various acts. I'd imagine that this past week or so has seen Radio 1 DJs wittering on about Glastonbury, and next week's shows will be full of live excerpts.

She still puts Radio One on in the car and gets surprised when I give her daggers and switch it over. I'd prefer silence.

[Furmedge]

There are no decent music radio stations anymore. That's because there is no decent music being played, only shite.

[Bobby Hundreds]

What do you mean. I love listening to john legends latest hit 35 times a day.

[Liverpool lad]

People who describe themselves as different, or a bit 'random'.

 

Just fuck off

[Rico1304]

All the fucking BBC are at Glastonbury, wouldn't surprise me if Watchdog and CBeebies are there next year.

[Section_31]

I just find the whole concept of music festivals utterly horrific. I just want my own room in an old people's home in Helsby and settle down to an evening in front of the television with a cup of tea and a Kit Kat.

[Paulie Dangerously]

It's the toilet situation which has always put me off

[Dr Nowt]

Bung yourself up with Imodium for 3/4 days, then when you leave release pure mustard gas in the nearest service station, smiling to yourself as all the behatted sheep claw their throats out.