Drugs in Football C4 8pm tonight

[Joe Le Taxi]

C4 always promise us stuff and let us down. Remember that Peter Lim who was in their last documentary? I was expecting more of that to be fair and I wasn't disappointed.

[PestiRed]

The only reason I can think of for that shambles of a documentary was that they got hit by a load of legal threats at the last minute and had to hastily re-do half of it

[Skidfingers McGonical]

It was Pienaar

 

When I lived in Speke there was a dealer who lived a few doors down from me. One day I was sat in my spare room overlooking the road and lo and behold Pienaar pulls up in his Mercedes Jeep and goes missing for all of 5 minutes. Upon his return he opens the back door of his jeep and throws something very small inside.

 

I text a bluenose mate asking him what the fuck would Pienaar be doing in Speke, an the response I got was 'Training ground is only down the road'.

[The Guest]

Wasnt there rumours flying round of andy van de meyde loving the gary's. That could be the everton player mentioned although he's obviously not current.

[Guest SpiderLucas]

Richard Sadlier - Why did this guy retire at 25?

 

In regards to the programme, I can’t believe I rushed home from 5aside for that shite, at least I managed to see the last 15 minutes of Newcastle and QPRs exhilarating goalless draw.

[Gym Beglin]

One day I was sat in my spare room overlooking the road'.

 

[barosrocks]

Richard Sadlier - Why did this guy retire at 25?

 

 

Hip injury

[Malarkey]

It's Hamilton Ricard.

[Guest simon]

I thhought they were gonna say Caroll.

[Trucker Paddy]

I thhought they were gonna say Caroll.

 

Why? Any basis at all to your thoughts?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

That was the shittest programme since Strictly Come Dancing the night before.

 

Nothing we didn't know already so why I'm left asking myself this, where do I get that hour of my life back?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

Why? Any basis at all to your thoughts?

 

Blue nose taxi driver told him,

[Trucker Paddy]

 

Blue nose taxi driver told him,

 

Probably the parrot I'd say

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Probably the parrot I'd say

 

Ha Ha, it would be boss if he has called it Stubbsy.

[JangoSolo]

Should have done what I did and ignore it and wait for any revelations to appear on Twitter!

 

Even if they had a name they could tell you, it wouldn't be a major player, far too well protected

[Fowlers God]

Just watched this now. Shit document ry. What got me was when he was interviewing the doctor guy in Germany.

 

Well it's a controversial drug.

Why is it?

Cause... Cause um um it's banned in America and Canada.

 

Shit house journalism who hadn't even bothered to check out any background info on the subject.

 

I always heard it was Rodwell that liked the powder

 

On my phone now but will be back to meg everyone that mentioned Carroll in the thread. FFS lay of the guys back.

[chorlton]

 

In my time as Sherlock Holmes associate I have had the pleasure of documenting some of the most singular mysteries and adventures. The occasions on which holmes fell short in unravelling an enigma were equally singular and occured about as frequently as Torres Chelsea goals.

 

However one such instance was when i asked holmes how the dispatches documentary on substance abuse, a subject alas which my friend was all to familar with made it to air.

 

"That man is a bag of cunt" said holmes refering to the shows narator and chief culprit.

 

And thus disapointingly ended the mystery of channel 4's vanished credibility.

[shanks69]

what a let down nothing to write home about,they mentioned 1 liverpool player missed a drugs test yet failed to give us a reason i don't even remember if they said when.i mean did the player hear the drug tester was about and called in sick or sneaked out of melwood,or was it one of the players who's wife has had a baby in recent times and she went into labour and he had to get to the hospital,or was it last season and the player was brad jones and he had to get home to his kid who's seriously ill.

[Monster Masch]

Or was it Plessis or Itandje and we didn't know any better?

[RobbieOR]

what a let down nothing to write home about,they mentioned 1 liverpool player missed a drugs test yet failed to give us a reason i don't even remember if they said when.i mean did the player hear the drug tester was about and called in sick or sneaked out of melwood,or was it one of the players who's wife has had a baby in recent times and she went into labour and he had to get to the hospital,or was it last season and the player was brad jones and he had to get home to his kid who's seriously ill.

 

They were surprise testing. Thats why nobody got suspended.

[Duff Man]

Is anyone arsed anyway? Premiership football player does a line, gets caught and banned but his club don't make it public. So fucking what, as long as he serves his ban what's the problem? Total non-story

[shanks69]

They were surprise testing. Thats why nobody got suspended.

 

but for said liverpool player to miss test he must have been picked in the 1st place, they don't test the whole squad.

[PestiRed]

but for said liverpool player to miss test he must have been picked in the 1st place, they don't test the whole squad.

 

It's not the most effective system but probably the only way to do surprise testing. They choose 3 or 4 players but don't tell the club who they want or even when they are coming. So when they turn up unannounced at the training ground, sometimes a player or two just happens to be elsewhere so the test is regarded as abandoned. Nothing suspicious & 240 tests abandoned in the last few years without anyone really caring. The programme was just looking for a way to crow bar the names of a few big clubs in

[Fowler laa!]

My money would be on David bentley! He's always out gambling and on da piss I've heard. Or "charlie" adam. Sorry

[ChrisM]

Oh. Thanks for that.