Opposite sex deal breakers

[melons]

In your 40's (or older for that matter) with an earring.

 

 

 

Not a chance mate. I don't care how desperate I am.

[Champ]

In your 40's (or older for that matter) with an earring.

 

 

 

Not a chance mate. I don't care how desperate I am.

What brought this to mind?

 

...and / or ponytails

[melons]

What brought this to mind?

 

...and / or ponytails

 

 

A message on face ache, the bloke must have had some mid life crisis.

 

 

I tend to go for the shaved head thing, I think it's the scally in me. TheBitch is the only man with hair i've dreamed of running my fingers through. *makes mental plan for next night out*

[dennis tooth]

A message on face ache, the bloke must have had some mid life crisis.

 

 

I tend to go for the shaved head thing, I think it's the scally in me. TheBitch is the only man with hair i've dreamed of running my fingers through. *makes mental plan for next night out*

 

I look like Reina. There I sed it.

 

ALAS! Maybe in an alternate universe. You had you chance.

[TheBitch]

 

A message on face ache, the bloke must have had some mid life crisis.

 

I tend to go for the shaved head thing, I think it's the scally in me. TheBitch is the only man with hair i've dreamed of running my fingers through. *makes mental plan for next night out*

 

Some scrotes filled me in on the way home on Saturday night because of my hair.

 

Face is a right mess and my collarbone is fucking killing me. Considering getting it x-rayed, pretty sure they couldn't do anything anyway. Feeling pretty sore and sorry for myself right now.

 

It won't deter me from having awesome hair though.

 

England.

 

*shakes head*

[RedKnight]

Did they really? Bunch of jealous bastards.

[melons]

Some scrotes filled me in on the way home on Saturday night because of my hair.

 

Face is a right mess and my collarbone is fucking killing me. Considering getting it x-rayed, pretty sure they couldn't do anything anyway. Feeling pretty sore and sorry for myself right now.

 

It won't deter me from having awesome hair though.

 

England.

 

*shakes head*

 

What utter bastards, would you like me to come over and kiss you better?

[Guest TK-421]

There there. Melons will kiss it better.

[Guest TK-421]

See!

[TheBitch]

Did they really? Bunch of jealous bastards.

 

Yeah really, man. Had to phone in sick for my nights. Pathetic little scrotes, launching bottles at me too.

 

 

What utter bastards, would you like me to come over and kiss you better?

 

Yes please.

 

There there. Melons will kiss it better.

 

Good shout.

[Paulie Dangerously]

That'll teach you expressing your individualality

[melons]

There there. Melons will kiss it better.

 

I sent him a text, he replied - *winks* I'm well in there!

[lifetime fan]

Some scrotes filled me in on the way home on Saturday night because of my hair.

 

Face is a right mess and my collarbone is fucking killing me. Considering getting it x-rayed, pretty sure they couldn't do anything anyway. Feeling pretty sore and sorry for myself right now.

 

It won't deter me from having awesome hair though.

 

England.

 

*shakes head*

 

Enjoy your wank off Melons then tell me who did it and I'll get some Omar shit revenge on them.

[sparta7]

Some scrotes filled me in on the way home on Saturday night because of my hair.

 

Face is a right mess and my collarbone is fucking killing me. Considering getting it x-rayed, pretty sure they couldn't do anything anyway. Feeling pretty sore and sorry for myself right now.

 

It won't deter me from having awesome hair though.

 

England.

 

*shakes head*

 

Sorry to hear that, where was this? We should despatch a TLW posse to get medieval on their asses.

[TheBitch]

 

Sorry to hear that, where was this? We should despatch a TLW posse to get medieval on their asses.

 

Winsford. The sooner I've saved enough cash to fuck off to Australia the better.

[melons]

Winsford. The sooner I've saved enough cash to fuck off to Australia the better.

 

*throws oneself on to the bed Bronte style and sobs*

[Joso]

Deal breaker: Is stupid (I know, I dont get laid much...)

[sparta7]

Nasal piercings, either a stud in the side of the nose, or a ring through one nostril.

[RedKnight]

I once had an altercation in Winsford. Four lads versus me, managed to get out unscathed.

[Hand Shandy]

I once had an altercation in Winsford. Four lads versus me, managed to get out unscathed.

 

You ran away, didn't you...

[VladimirIlyich]

I once had an altercation in Winsford. Four lads versus me, managed to get out unscathed.

 

Primary Schoolkids?

[RedKnight]

You ran away, didn't you...

 

No, I talked my way out of it and I think one of them realised that they were probably going to go too far. Needless to say they were pissed.

[Unrighteous]

This Korean girl tried to tell me she needs a man who has... blahblah god... blahblahblah... bible... blahblahblah good...

 

etc.

 

Brings me to my next point. Religious birds. What the fuck?! DEAL BREAKER!

[Guest ShoePiss]

This Korean girl tried to tell me she needs a man who has... blahblah god... blahblahblah... bible... blahblahblah good...

 

etc.

 

Brings me to my next point. Religious birds. What the fuck?! DEAL BREAKER!

 

Absolutely.

[TheHowieLama]

This Korean girl tried to tell me she needs a man who has... blahblah god... blahblahblah... bible... blahblahblah good...

 

etc.

 

Brings me to my next point. Religious birds. What the fuck?! DEAL BREAKER!

 

You gotta listen close if they have that accent.

"I'm hot, god damn this f'in bible feels so f'in good jammed between my..""