Instant cunt identifiers

[Harry Squatter]

3 hours ago, Kepler-186 said:

“How are we, lad, how are we?” 
 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/scouser-turkey-teeth-whose-instagram-19156747.amp

He ran a barber shop on County road. The Turkey teeth character is apparently based on one of his regular customers. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Just seen Joe Swash's hair. Rugtastic.

[Pete]

Is this the place to call Philip Schofield a cunt??

[Pete]

On 27/04/2021 at 09:17, AngryOfTuebrook said:

People who use the word "Primani" instead of Primark.

 

It's a portmanteau word, to take the piss out of cheap knock-off gear and people who are trying to pass it off as genuine: that's why you need both the "Primark" and "Armani" elements in there.

 

When you're just talking about Primark, fucking call it Primark.

Or call it cheap ass shit. 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Pete said:

Is this the place to call Philip Schofield a cunt??

Not exclusively. Any thread on any forum works just as well.

[Pete]

Just now, Elite said:

Not exclusively. Any thread on any forum works just as well.

Great. I’m gonna pop into the MILFs thread and call him a cunt in there too. 

[Elite]

Just now, Pete said:

Great. I’m gonna pop into the MILFs thread and call him a cunt in there too. 

If it was up to me, I'd have him called a cunt on every thread on the whole site.

[Bruce Spanner]

Comedy face masks.

 

Look, dickhead, my anxiety is through the roof, I'm not sure what it is to not be depressed anymore, but sure, you wearing this...

 

 

...might just stop me tipping over the edge and breaking down, cheers.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Gary Numan on Sunday brunch... fuck me grow up man, grow the fuck up, you ain't some teen angst ridden goth.

[Harry Squatter]

The fella who appeared earlier in the thread who was some headcase you didnt want to live next door to has died aged 36.

 

There's an article in the Echo about him.

[Harry Squatter]

On 19/03/2021 at 15:15, John102 said:

 

This fella.now Bjornebye can slag him off without any fear of reprisals.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Doctor Troy said:

This fella.now Bjornebye can slag him off without any fear of reprisals.

Fuck that. 
 

Has been the really died though? Wtf. Beak overload ? Or did the skinny lad down the street have enough? 

[Harry Squatter]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck that. 
 

Has been the really died though? Wtf. Beak overload ? Or did the skinny lad down the street have enough? 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/lee-siner-dies-suddenly-36-20663468.amp

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/lee-siner-dies-suddenly-36-20663468.amp

 

 

36?! Christ. He looked 50. 

[John102]

I find it disappointing that nobody appears to have left any comments in the Youtube video.

[Harry Squatter]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

36?! Christ. He looked 50. 

Massive heart attack apparently.

[Section_31]

Anyone who likes watching stuff like benefits Britain, gypsy weddings, benefits by the sea or don't pay - we'll take it away, I'd only watch that if the houses were booby trapped, in fact it'd be my favourite ever show - above The Shield, Sopranos and The Wire.  

[sir roger]

48 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who likes watching stuff like benefits Britain, gypsy weddings, benefits by the sea or don't pay - we'll take it away, I'd only watch that if the houses were booby trapped, in fact it'd be my favourite ever show - above The Shield, Sopranos and The Wire.  

Poverty porn , I think a lot of the reason people are led by the nose by the Tories is shit like that. Bailiffs being made out to be heroes , fuck me.

[manwiththestick]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Poverty porn , I think a lot of the reason people are led by the nose by the Tories is shit like that. Bailiffs being made out to be heroes , fuck me.

Yeah, I can't stand those shows that put a really poor family in a rich families home for a week and give them more disposal income than they have probably ever seen in their life and then they go back to normal life. The rich family are usually trying their best to not come across as condescending and snooty but some just can't hide it.

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who likes watching stuff like benefits Britain, gypsy weddings, benefits by the sea or don't pay - we'll take it away, I'd only watch that if the houses were booby trapped, in fact it'd be my favourite ever show - above The Shield, Sopranos and The Wire.  

Apart from The Shield being at number one, I agree with all of this. I did go through a stage when furloughed last year of watching can’t pay, we’ll take it away. My mrs banned me though due to the rage it would send me into at the bay-lifts. By the time I decided I was watching people’s misery and needed to stop, I had started siding with the bailiffs on some of the cases, and thought enough is enough. There are some fucking robbing cunts out there withholding money and they need sorting, but the way they talk to some of the debtors is horrendous. That one old grey haired fella was sound though. Ringing round for digs for immigrant families who’d lost their house and didn’t know what to do, but stern and commanding with the rabscallions. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, belarus said:

Apart from The Shield being at number one, I agree with all of this. I did go through a stage when furloughed last year of watching can’t pay, we’ll take it away. My mrs banned me though due to the rage it would send me into at the bay-lifts. By the time I decided I was watching people’s misery and needed to stop, I had started siding with the bailiffs on some of the cases, and thought enough is enough. There are some fucking robbing cunts out there withholding money and they need sorting, but the way they talk to some of the debtors is horrendous. That one old grey haired fella was sound though. Ringing round for digs for immigrant families who’d lost their house and didn’t know what to do, but stern and commanding with the rabscallions. 

Paul Bohill, yeah he came across as being sound, and the other older fella he sometimes had with him.

 

Still, it's not as if they were chasing pensioners for TV license payment. They were all people who owed money, and if there was a genuine hardship story they were generally willing to work with them. A lot of the debtors were just robbing cunts who had it coming  though. Car yards selling shit cars and refusing to front up and the like.

 

Automatically judging bailiffs as cunts is just working class hero horseshit. 

[Curly]

17 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Paul Bohill, yeah he came across as being sound, and the other older fella he sometimes had with him.

 

Still, it's not as if they were chasing pensioners for TV license payment. They were all people who owed money, and if there was a genuine hardship story they were generally willing to work with them. A lot of the debtors were just robbing cunts who had it coming  though. Car yards selling shit cars and refusing to front up and the like.

 

Automatically judging bailiffs as cunts is just working class hero horseshit. 

Yeah, agree with that last bit to be fair. It’s similar to the thought that voting one way or another can define you as a person.

 

There were some dodgy situations there though, were people had claims against them for fuck all, like they weren’t behind with rent and the landlord had given them a verbal agreement which should lead to an eviction window, then they’d escalate it to the high court without telling them and they would be homeless 6 weeks early. 
 

The worst on there were the ones who obviously just partied, trashed the house and withheld rent, then started saying that the living conditions were awful and threatening to knock fuck out of the elderly guy who owned it as a sort of self fulfilling prophecy in their own heads. Fucking rats.

 

Edit - thinking back, it was the bailiffs on there who seemed to revel in it too. The situations where they could try and arrange a payment plan and the guy is begging them, ringing his fucking nan and that and they wouldn’t even ring and check. Then you’ve got Neil Ruddock on one given carte fucking Blanche as he was famous, and he fucks them off. 
 

That Lancashire lad and the fat cunt with the glasses were the pits. And that old grey sound guy’s partner’s son. All wearing the bailiff stereotype jacket with pride.

[General Dryness]

23 minutes ago, belarus said:

Yeah, agree with that last bit to be fair. It’s similar to the thought that voting one way or another can define you as a person.

 

There were some dodgy situations there though, were people had claims against them for fuck all, like they weren’t behind with rent and the landlord had given them a verbal agreement which should lead to an eviction window, then they’d escalate it to the high court without telling them and they would be homeless 6 weeks early. 
 

The worst on there were the ones who obviously just partied, trashed the house and withheld rent, then started saying that the living conditions were awful and threatening to knock fuck out of the elderly guy who owned it as a sort of self fulfilling prophecy in their own heads. Fucking rats.

 

Edit - thinking back, it was the bailiffs on there who seemed to revel in it too. The situations where they could try and arrange a payment plan and the guy is begging them, ringing his fucking nan and that and they wouldn’t even ring and check. Then you’ve got Neil Ruddock on one given carte fucking Blanche as he was famous, and he fucks them off. 
 

That Lancashire lad and the fat cunt with the glasses were the pits. And that old grey sound guy’s partner’s son. All wearing the bailiff stereotype jacket with pride.

Yeah, the big fat cunt with the glasses was a knob to be fair. Definitely revelling in having a bit of power.

 

The south African guy Victor was always sound as well. You just can't tar them all with the same brush.

[John102]

Alright, Cunt, Sound, I thought was alright personally, alright, take him or leave him, cunt of the highest order who I'd love to chin. 

[General Dryness]

5 minutes ago, John102 said:

Alright, Cunt, Sound, I thought was alright personally, alright, take him or leave him, cunt of the highest order who I'd love to chin. 

Yeah Delroy always seemed fair. I believe he died last year, leukemia I think.