Instant cunt identifiers

[Jairzinho]

My phone is just an old cigarette packet that I found on the floor with a picture drawn on it in crayon. I can still call people, I just have to shout really loud. It only works if they're in shouting distance. I can send a text too, which involves writing "LOL wt u wnt LMAO BRB smileyface" on a post it note and throwing it to the intended reicpient. It only works if they're within throwing distance.

 

This hipster lark is a piece of piss.

Does hipster mean something else in New Zealand?

[General Dryness]

Does hipster mean something else in New Zealand?

It means I'm too far away to throw a post-it note at you.

[Tony Moanero]

I've got the Inspector Gadget boxset on DVD.

[Curly]

People who wear vests that hang so low that their nipples are showing. I know you're trying to look like someone who is blasė about your attire and physique, but you look like a try hard, scruffy, rent boy.

[cloggypop]

https://shoreditchair.myshopify.com

[Elite]

People who go those 'Gentlemen' barber shops where the barber's dress like they are from the 1950s. Prententious hipster shite, can get a better hair cut from a Turkish barber's for about £10 less.

[Stu Monty]

People who go those 'Gentlemen' barber shops where the barber's dress like they are from the 1950s. Prententious hipster shite, can get a better hair cut from a Turkish barber's for about £10 less.

 

Went to a new Turkish barber the other week. Asked for a 2 on the sides graded into a 5 on the top.

 

We very much have a different opinion on where the sides of my head turn into the top of it. 

[Curly]

https://shoreditchair.myshopify.com

What the fuck? Is that for real?

[Stu Monty]

https://shoreditchair.myshopify.com

 

That is amazing. I'd love to see how many idiots are separated from their money.

[Elite]

Went to a new Turkish barber the other week. Asked for a 2 on the sides graded into a 5 on the top.

 

We very much have a different opinion on where the sides of my head turn into the top of it.

Probably couldn't understand you. They do a good job but don't know many other words than "Boss" and "my mate"

[Curly]

Probably couldn't understand you. They do a good job but don't know many other words than "Boss" and "my mate"

Hahaha

[Section_31]

People who go those 'Gentlemen' barber shops where the barber's dress like they are from the 1950s. Prententious hipster shite, can get a better hair cut from a Turkish barber's for about £10 less.

My mate wanted us all to get one on his wedding day, we went to some hairdresser in Matthew Street where they'd obviously been sent on a three hour course in how to do a wet shave because we all came out looking like Simon Weston.

[Harry Squatter]

Twenty man's barbers in Waterloo is good. You defo don't come out looking like Simon Weston or Marvin Nash out or Reservoir Dogs.

[cloggypop]

[thegreatelephant]

users of the term 'anyways'. even bigger cunt if English

[Furmedge]

users of the term 'anyways'. even bigger cunt if English

Anyhoo........

 

People who flaunt their wealth to the point of boredom.

[rubble-rouser]

Is that London's swinging King's Road?

[Curly]

People who don't get onto subtle, self deprecating humour. They then say what the person is hinting at about themselves, so sound mean and thick.

 

"You do realise how much work this is going to be?"

 

"I know. I'm tired just thinking about it"

 

"What?! You haven't even started yet!"

 

That's what he was getting at you fucking whopper.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Couples who jog together. 

 

Got passed by a pair in neon lycra, who failed to say thanks when I called my dogs in, and then proceeded to do their odd pelvic stretching exercises, pause their watches and chat about their PBs. Fucking weirdos.

[Tony Moanero]

Wearing sunglasses after sunset.

 

Wearing sunglasses indoors.

 

Wearing sunglasses on top of your head.

 

Wearing hats in restaurants, pubs, etc. Take the fucking thing off, you silly cunt.

[Hades]

Thinking doctors deserve a higher wage than a cleaner.

[Hades]

People who think they're the enlightened voice of reason but are actually basic, GCSE level bigots unaware of their own biases.

[Em City]

Thinking doctors deserve a higher wage than a cleaner.

 

[Elysian Red]

 

Doctors train for years you stupid, instant cunt

[Hades]

Doctors train for years you stupid, instant cunt

So? They mostly come from middle-class or higher backgrounds. They've had every advantage in life to be free to grow their knowledge. Cubans don't have problems recruiting doctors despite paying them roughly the same as other professions. Pay them the same as everyone else and weed out the greedy cunts.