A Pete Price phone in suggestion thread.

[Fugitive]

Me and my frend used to terrorise Pete Price a few years back with calls that used to wreck his head. They ranged from asking advise on how to cover up a murder to does he shave his arse and what method does he use.

 

I propose a night of prank calls by the TLW faithful to Pete one night and see who can create the best scenario.

 

It could be very good fun.

[Ted]

Pete, how do we deal with the darky problem?

[Fugitive]

He usually loses it after about 2 calls and starts calling you all sorts. Asking him if he has ever had a dirty weekend with Jimmy Corkhill and Fred the Weatherman really sends him off on one.

[airbags]

Some of them are fucken brilliant. My personal favourite would have to be the alien one, how the guy got through that whole spiel without bursting out laughing is beyond me.

 

Honourable mention also to the supposed gay student who advised him to leave his handbag at home. That was a fucken laugh; I think Pete's feelings were actaully hurt at the end of it he had bought it that much and emphasised so much with the problem.

[Malarkey]

I remember my brother rang him saying that the prisoners in New Orleans when Hurricaine Katrina hit, should have escaped while they had the chance. And then he continued to quiz Pete saying that if he was in that scenario, would he try and escape? Or just hang on in the showers.

 

Pete didn't like that. One. Bit.

[Ted]

Pete, are the rumours of you and the, ahem, 'young lads' true?

[Fugitive]

Our old house phone number got blocked after a few months. Cost a fucking fortune on the mobiles but it was worth it.

 

Pete, do you like mince pies?

 

Yeah.

 

Your sort usually do.

 

*Pete goes mental*

 

 

Repeat call X10

 

*Pete's head explodes*

[Paulie Dangerously]

The smoke from the wheelybin was coming in through my windows and my little lad said to me "Dad, that smoke, smells like a kebab"

 

I approve of the Pricey wind up. One night he banned men from calling and I sent him an email calling him a hypocrite and he read it out on air. It was my proudest moment. I also got on air to comment on how the Arena only held 10,000 and would only attract "specialist interest" bands like the Scissor Sisters and Erasure but he didn't take my bait

[airbags]

"It smells like a kebab; like a kebab Pete!"

[rargh]

"It smells like chicken."

 

"It smells like CHICKUN!"

 

"IT SMELLS LIKE CHICKUN!"

[NelCarra]

Class thread

[Furmedge]

I can sit on youtube all day and listen to classic Pete calls.

 

My bird is from dahn sarff and since she's moved up here 4 years ago she's a confirmed Pete wind up fan. Sometimes we'll be watching telly in silence and she'll just pipe up, "Why you gay, Pete?"

[Paulie Dangerously]

"Ey Pete, why are you always defending the Kosovans?"

[Hooch]

"It smells like chicken."

 

"It smells like CHICKUN!"

 

"IT SMELLS LIKE CHICKUN!"

 

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The best. Piss myself every time.