German football song upsets Muslims

[Tom R]

Peace Be Unto Him

 

Totally unrelated, this. But a mate of mine who had never been to church in his life was at a Catholic wedding last summer. When it got to the part of the mass where you shake hands with people around you and say, "peace be with you".. "and also with you"... etc he was saying "pleased to meet you" and "and also meet you"!

 

 

Fuckin brilliant

[silverlining]

Totally unrelated, this. But a mate of mine who had never been to church in his life was at a Catholic wedding last summer. When it got to the part of the mass where you shake hands with people around you and say, "peace be with you".. "and also with you"... etc he was saying "pleased to meet you" and "and also meet you"!

 

 

Fuckin brilliant

 

That is marvellous

[RedinSweden]

Totally unrelated, this. But a mate of mine who had never been to church in his life was at a Catholic wedding last summer. When it got to the part of the mass where you shake hands with people around you and say, "peace be with you".. "and also with you"... etc he was saying "pleased to meet you" and "and also meet you"!

 

 

Fuckin brilliant

 

Ace. if I ever find myself in a church and that happens, I am going to do that.

[Section_31]

The Muslims should do a football song to upset Germans, rep for the best one.

 

I'll start:

 

"You lost it two times

"You lost it two tiiiiiimes

"In Stalingrad

"You lost it two times."

[Anny Road]

'We've killed more jews than you

We've killed more jews than you.'

 

(Not strictly true)

[Strontium]

'We've killed more jews than you

We've killed more jews than you.'

 

(Not strictly true)

 

 

Give it three or four years...

[Section_31]

That Europe's not yours

 

 

What's that coming over your bed is it an angered Russian partisan, is it an angered Russian partisan?

[Anny Road]

12 123 1234 Kaboom.

[Strontium]

We All Dream of a Team of Khomeinis

 

The desert's all ours, the desert's all ours

Fuck off to Israel,

The desert's all ours

 

The Fields of Al-Safa

[Catch22]

"PORN,BEER & SAUSAGES....

you've got porn,beer & sausages....

Porn, beer & Sau-sages..."

 

Rather rebounds on the singers though

[silverlining]

In the town where I was born

We throw stones at adulterers

 

 

We all live in a backwards theocracy

A backwards theocracy

A backwards theocracy

[Antynwa]

Mohammed Woah

Moahmmed Woah

Terrorists use your Name

To go around inflicting pain

Woaaah

[Catch22]

"If you tolerate this, your underground will be next"

[Anny Road]

Your going home in a lightly armoured snatch land rover.

[RedinSweden]

He makes shit records and his hair is shite, The Hoff, the Hoff.

He's always pissed and up for a fight, the Hoff, the Hoff.

He always was a mulleted berk, who let his car do all the work,

Da-vid Hassel-hoff, Germany's favourite star.

 

That'll get 'em.

[Section_31]

He makes shit records and his hair is shite, The Hoff, the Hoff.

He's always pissed and up for a fight, the Hoff, the Hoff.

He always was a mulleted berk, who let his car do all the work,

Da-vid Hassel-hoff, Germany's favourite star.

 

That'll get 'em.

 

Superb!

[RedinSweden]

That Europe's not yours

 

 

What's that coming over your bed is it an angered Russian partisan, is it an angered Russian partisan?

 

Who's that in the sandals and socks? It's the germans, its the germans!

[aws]

Shit on your sunbeds.Shit on your sunbeds tonight..

[The 5th Benitel]

Tell Dietmar, Dietmar

 

Your beer gives me the shits,

 

Your bird's have got hairy pits.

 

Tell Dietmar, Dietmar.

[Tom R]

"You eat sausages and cabbage and shit like that!"

 

YEAH!

 

Needs work.

[Anny Road]

We're forever blowing things up

Pretty things up in the air.

They fly so high, nearly reach the sky,

[Malarkey]

You can stick your Viener Schnitzel up your arse,

You can stick your Viener Schnitzel up your arse,

You can stick your Viener Schnitzel,

stick your Viener Schnitzel,

stick your Viener Schnitzel up your arse!