Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

[The Acolyte]

Craig Charles always struck me as a cunt.

 

He'd have to be to fuck off Cathy Tyson when she was in her prime!

[Pony Princess]

Bob Mortimer

Ricky Gervais

 

Both really funny but I think they'd be cunts if you caught them at a bad time.

 

That new guy on The ONE Show strikes me as a bit of a cunt off screen.

 

Norris off Corrie.

[Pony Princess]

That guy off Animal Park, you know.. the one at Longleat.. who looks after the lions and has a paedo moustache.

[alred]

i reckon that ronnie corbett could be a right nasty little cunt if you spilled his pint

[Deepz]

i reckon that ronnie corbett could be a right nasty little cunt if you spilled his pint

 

The lads alright, was doing Work Experience at the Law Firm he uses in the summer and he popped in, nice guy.

[chauncey]

Ian Hislop

 

Alan "I Know Where You're Coming From" Jackson

 

Chris Morris

[Remmie]

Remmie's prediction of people missing the point of the thread was bang on the money, I see.

Remmie has spoken. Remmie.

[Johnni]

Remmie's prediction of people missing the point of the thread was bang on the money, I see.

 

Reading what he said on the 1st page it seems he was right. Don't they see the word 'probably' in the title.

[Total Longo]

I'd imagine that Rhys Ifans would have the tendency to fly off the handle unnecessarily if you made a comment to him regarding how he looks like he stinks. Or if you accidentally called him "Evans"

 

He really does look like he whiffs like a mixture of gorgonzola and stale cigarettes though.

[Tj hooker]

Ive actually met John Craven while he was filming countryfile in port dinorwic near bangor totally sound bloke to be honest

[kopboy11]

I'd imagine that Rhys Ifans would have the tendency to fly off the handle unnecessarily if you made a comment to him regarding how he looks like he stinks. Or if you accidentally called him "Evans"

 

He really does look like he whiffs like a mixture of gorgonzola and stale cigarettes though.

 

My brother in law had a pint with him & Anna Freil in a shithole of a pub just outside Dublin last saturday night.Said he was sound.By the way whoever said Bob Mortimer is way off the mark.The lad is bang on.Its his mate thats the cunt.

[Faustus]

I'd love to go for a pint with Rhys Ifans. I reckon you'd be out for a week with him.

[Hand Shandy]

I'd rather go for a pint with Anna Friel...

[Section_31]

 

[Hand Shandy]

 

Definitely a cunt.

 

He gets to go on this whenever he wants...

 

[mht1892]

Geoff hurst.... What a tremendous cunt that man is.

[Total Longo]

I reckon Nasser Hussain is a cunt, no idea what basis i have for this assumption, but i think he could become well moody if you glared at his insane nostrils in the wrong way

[Mel Wood]

Paul O'Grady

[Rico1304]

I reckon Nasser Hussain is a cunt, no idea what basis i have for this assumption, but i think he could become well moody if you glared at his insane nostrils in the wrong way

 

I was in Oz for the Ashes 4 years ago and saw him quite a few times. He always had a miserable look on his face, wasn't as if he was being paid a fortune to travel round the world watching cricket.

[Lucky Pierre]

Not sure if he's been mentioned, but Dom Joly. My Dad's missus used to work in the same building as him and always said he seemed a miserable twat.

[Guest San Don]

danny baker

david cameron

nick clegg

nigel lawson

norman tebbit

hughie green

[Flying Pig]

Kay Burley hurting 'sweet prince' Andre's feeling. Uber cuntess.

 

And Bungle from Rainbow.

 

 

Kay Burley is definitely a cunt. Her abrasive, intrusive style even made me feel sorry for Peter Andre

 

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[Istvan Kozma]

Paul O'Grady

 

My mate is a camera man at ITV and sometimes gets to the the Paul o Grady show. I was suprised to hear he was actualy a really nice guy, really polite to all the floor staff and chatty to the audience afterwards. My mate made a couple of fuck ups and he made a joke of it and told hm not to worry.

[Total Longo]

Kay Burley is definitely a cunt. Her abrasive, intrusive style even made me feel sorry for Peter Andre

 

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Seeing her making that ludicrous publicity hound squirm like that just made me want to make sweet love to Kay Burley all the more. Oh yes.

[Squabblefest]

Rachel Allen.

For the 99% of people on here who have no fucking clue who she is, she's an Irish cook on the BBC on Saturday mornings.

 

Me and my 3 year old daughter have just cooked her sticky toffee pudding and it was ace, but she honestly looks like she's about to call you a working class cunt and try to gouge your eyes out with a spoon.

 

(Although, having said that, it didn't stop me pausing the TV on a bit when she bent over the oven and cracking one off when my girlfriend went for a shit.

Go figure.)