Bible

[windass]

Eever read it? You see them sometimes in bedside table drawers in guest houses. Id find it totally boring to read. :santa:

[airbags]

Im going to go with a conservative guess and say this thread will be an 8 pager.

[melons]

Im going to go with a conservative guess and say this thread will be an 8 pager.

 

and more. depends who starts the first holier then thou attitude....

[grazywalker]

I will wait for the film

[Hand Shandy]

I thought it started well but sagged a bit in the middle...

 

The ending was just too formulaic...

[MAC5]

Does'nt he die at the end?

[Gav]

the ending was shit but I've been stuck in hotel rooms too ,pre internet access and have read it ....it convinced me that all religion is shit and im 1billion % certain that its nothing more than the Stephen King of 2000 years ago's best seller thats been latched onto by nuts looking for some meaning to their sad existence ,and by others as a excuse to rule others ...after this world is destroyed by a nucleur war ,imagine if the only thing that survived above ground will be a David Beckham biography ,would the miricle of the fishes now be the miricle of seeing through walls ??

[windass]

Does'nt he die at the end?

 

:santa:Do you read it then?

[Guest thePoet]

the ending was shit but I've been stuck in hotel rooms too ,pre internet access and have read it ....it convinced me that all religion is shit and im 1billion % certain that its nothing more than the Stephen King of 2000 years ago's best seller thats been latched onto by nuts looking for some meaning to their sad existence ,and by others as a excuse to rule others ...after this world is destroyed by a nucleur war ,imagine if the only thing that survived above ground will be a David Beckham biography ,would the miricle of the fishes now be the miricle of seeing through walls ??

 

 

So much for a bit of respect, eh?

[Kopite]

Does'nt he die at the end?

 

But he came back.

[Stouffer]

To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

 

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[RedBrian84]

But he came back.

 

 

And then buggered off again, didn't he?

[Rashid]

I believe in the Old Testament bible and never understood why man made a new version...

[RJ Fan club]

I believe in the Old Testament bible and never understood why man made a new version...

 

Think of it as a sequel.

[kelster]

I believe in the Old Testament bible and never understood why man made a new version...

 

Man didn't. It is the word of GOD.

[Strontium]

And then buggered off again, didn't he?

 

Not at all! He's just too busy answering prayers from athletes who want to win sporting events to do anything about famine and disease and poverty.

[neko]

Not at all! He's just too busy answering prayers from athletes who want to win sporting events to do anything about famine and disease and poverty.

 

there's my laugh for the day - thanks

[Faustus]

Not at all! He's just too busy answering prayers from athletes who want to win sporting events to do anything about famine and disease and poverty.

 

Don't forget he's helping those movie stars who prayed to win Oscars as well.

[Mr.SB]

Uhoh, looking at the topic and the posters who've replied, I'd say this thread should be avoided at all costs.

 

Can we move this to the *f too?

[Fugitive]

Mathew, Mark, Luke and John's were drab and boring but the lesser known testament of Dave was full of Filth and I have often had a sly wank whilst reading of Mary's adventures with the men of the middle east. What she did with that Donkey after that Jesus fella was born was utter filth.

 

Dirty girl was our Mary.

[Spy Bee]

after this world is destroyed by a nucleur war ,imagine if the only thing that survived above ground will be a David Beckham biography

Surely the pyramids would survive again?

[Juniper]

I've been reading it the past week for the first time

 

It's not bad, don't have a clue about what it's going on most of the time but it's ok.

[G Richards]

I've been reading it the past week for the first time

 

It's not bad, don't have a clue about what it's going on most of the time but it's ok.

 

There's a variety of different kinds of literature in the Bible. Two of my favourite books are the Gospel of John (I find this has a bit more depth/colour than the other gospel accounts), and a short epistle, James, near the back (this has some good, straightforward practical stuff).

 

Good luck with it, anyway.

[Juniper]

There's a variety of different kinds of literature in the Bible. Two of my favourite books are the Gospel of John (I find this has a bit more depth/colour than the other gospel accounts), and a short epistle, James, near the back (this has some good, straightforward practical stuff).

 

Good luck with it, anyway.

 

 

Thanks, I've been meaning to read it all my life. I finally got round to it last week when I was given one .

 

It's difficult to understand but the points are coming across. I've never been the best reader anyway though, but I should be fine.

[ATXRED]

Quite a few entertaining books in there, particularly "Songs of Solomon". That man was a pervert to rival our own beloved Tom R.

 

Quite a few books could easily be turned into excellent blockbuster films.