I think I've broken my toe...

[Chris]

Foot met curb in footy related disaster yesterday. This fucking hurts.

 

[George Costanza]

Tis but a scratch

[RedKnight]

Could just be severe bruising.

[odris]

Yep that's going to have to be cut off.

[Unrighteous]

Bricks do not make good footballs.

[loadsoftrophies]

I can smell it from here.

[odris]

By the way Chris, why are your toe nails so pointy?

[WaltonRed]

get down the walk in, stat!

[odris]

Oh good response.

[Kev Saunderson]

Where is the hairs on your toes?

[RedKnight]

I was wondering that.

[RedKnight]

I'm not either but my toes have a few hairs on them.

[The-Sir]

I'm not a very hairy guy, dudes.

 

Pah! You've got enough of it on your head. Long haired freak. :whistle:

[Kev Saunderson]

You have gone down in my estimation for not being hairy. Next thing I know you'll have been hanging round with Vito.

 

My toes are hairy fucking fuckers by the way.

[Sweeney287]

I broke my big toe when I was 17 and whenever it is cold/damp, it normally throbs.

 

Not much the doctors can do about it either.

[Sweeney287]

For the past 16 years and no doubt for the rest of my life.

 

Get used to an annoying pain bro, and not a woman.

[philyhamann]

Don't go to a walk in, walk ins won't do fuck all. I broke my thumb and I went to Walton Hospital, had an X-Ray, in and out in about an hour.

[Big Ig]

Nothing the magic sponge won't fix

[bobhorse]

Foot met curb in footy related disaster yesterday. This fucking hurts.

 

 

your kicking that ball all wrong there

 

you should have a broken foot now if you where kicking properly

 

Dont go to the hospital they will take an xray in a week or two when the swelling has gone down and in the mean time they will strap it the the toe next to it and tell you to take Para's for the pain

 

That will save you half a day in A&E

[Tom R]

I've broken most of my toes at some point down the years. Fuck all you can do but limp about a bit.

[Carradona]

I'm not a very hairy guy, dudes.

 

Probably shaved it all off then, you hom!

 

*Comment relates to the time you shaved your balls preparing for a date*

[elBooth]

are you one of those players who just toe-ies it whenever you get near the goal?

[Unrighteous]

I've broken my big toe on my right foot about 23 times now.

 

It cracks when I bend it.

[NIred1]

In the past week I've got my big toe into a state quite similar to the pic in this thread. Played anyway yesterday and landed off balance with my left ankle bent after jumping for a header. It looks like elephantitis in my ankle. :telloff:

[Neil G]

My toe looked worse than that after I kicked the pub door last year when we lost to the Mancs, and it was just heavy bruising.

 

Can you wiggle it, even slightly, without it causing excruciating pain? If you can then it's probably not broken.