funny nicknames

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Mates ive had in the past have included Jockey (small lad) 32 red (bad gambler) Bollywood (his names hollywood), The cunt (didnt really like him), Mandela (his surname was Nelson and trampjuice (because he was a bad pisshead).

[hamstrung]

Used to be a deaf kid who lived near us when I was I was young.

 

His nickname was Deafy

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Used to be a deaf kid who lived near us when I was I was young.

 

His nickname was Deafy

 

There was one by ours and he was a little bastard, his nickname was "the Deaf kid".

[Guest Jay W]

Used to call some lad "Impossible Angle" because everytime we'd play footy he just shoot from anywhere. He would have shot from the corner flag and he wasn't doing it to be funny like, he just got nervous when he got the ball and shot.

[Ian Sea]

One of my mates gets called Cyril Sneer because he's got a massive nose.

[grazywalker]

1 mate was called Hooch as he used to always have dry drool on his lips every Sunday morning at Football.Hooch was the big drooling dog in Turner and Hooch

Another is called Arthur after Arthur Fowler because he used our 5 a side kitty for his own benifit.It was only £40 but still .

[robbief]

grazywalkers thread reminded me of one. our kid has always been skinny. and where ever we used to go he used to run ahead and run back to tell us what was there. even if we where going down the street he used to do it. one time we where in the dominican and he was running round in his speedos and was black from being in and out of the pool all day and some american women goes 'well, look right here, heres mogli'. the lads 15 now and still gets called it, all his mates come to ours and we call him mogli and its stuck.

[Faustus]

A lad I play footy with is nicknamed "Tony" after Mr. Montana from "Scarface" due to a penchant for the white stuff.

[gazelle]

My brother is called The Bear, from when him and his mates went to Ibiza back in his youth, he ended up doing so many class a's and was completely spangled that they made him don a sign round his neck stating 'dont feed the bear'..

[RJ Fan club]

My mates cousin was known as Mozart, as she has only got 7 fingers and each of those are stumps.

[Harry Squatter]

We had a CDT teacher called Spiderman because he lost his middle two fingers in an accident with a drill.

[Remmie]

I'm sure the thread title says funny...

[grazywalker]

Just Talking to lad in work and he said he had a mate called Hedgehog because he kept getting run over .

[mattyq]

I've got a mate called Drunken Fuckwit for obvious reasons

[moxter]

I've got a mate called Ballad because he's fucking boring and talks for hours. I went to school with a guy called Muckers, the reasons why are lost in time but I think it was because he was shit at football.

 

We used to call another fella at school Pilchard, because he smelled of fish. Another's real name was Ross West which was unfortunate and led to all kinds of nicknames.

 

Gotta love the public schoolboys though for Billy Bunter-esque racism. Chap I onec knew went to Eton (same year as Prince William actually) and he used to speak about his mate Bud Bud Ding Ding, who was called that simply because he was Indian. How they used to laugh.

[Stouffer]

At school we had.

 

Ritchie Pog - Because he was an ugly cunt.

Barry Bethell - Had a bit of a belly

Penguin - Walked with his feet pointing outwards.

[Harry Squatter]

My dad works with a woman they call "Sue Ellen" because she's always bladdered.

[Joeys Pogo]

I knew two lads in the corpy a few years ago now.

 

One was a fat lad who worked as a labourer for the plasterers. They used to call him "Bounce".

 

One day he fell off a ladder and crashed to the deck and was known from that day forward as "Thud"

 

Another was a lad who had a bit of a scrunched up gob a bit like when you are straining to get a big turd out.

 

He was simply known as "Mid Shite"

[Little Sammy]

I have a mate who we call "klandestin" in Maltese because he is never on any list at University. Hilarious! :D:D:D:D:D

[Guest davelfc]

Sodium - because he's dim (old sodium lighting)

Kippers - He has flat feet, slaps along the floor when he walks

No Show - because he always makes excuses why he cannot make lads nights

[loadsoftrophies]

Mate of a mates wife is called KIT from Knightrider as all they ever hear from her on a night out is 'Michael will you get me a drink from the bar Michael', 'Michael we have to go home now Michael'.

[luna985]

I used to work with a guy we called Rehab because he was dead thin and had really grey skin. At the same place worked a chubby bloke and his short ginger missus - naturally we called them the Krankeys.

 

I also knew a girl at uni called Anal Becky - after one of our mates took her home after the pub and couldnt be bothered to find the right hole.

 

Went to school with a kid we called Corpse because he had really seriously bad ezcema all over his face and hands - kind of looked like a mummy.

[Jennings]

Pongo Pete is not my mate!!

[MokTheAfflicted]

Worked with a guy nicknamed Captain Cack. Apparently he had a penchant for peeking over toilet doors ..

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

An old friend of mine was known as 'The Perverted Estate Agent' which i always found odd as he did not work in property.