Monarchy

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Does nobody who is of a right mind look at all that ridiculous pomp and pageantry and not wonder what the fuck is going on in 21st century Britain? 

No mate. I love seeing the boys and girls of our military showing the world and anyone wanting to watch, in their finest and doing their bit with the finest military precision.

 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

No mate. I love seeing the boys and girls of our military showing the world and anyone wanting to watch, in their finest and doing their bit with the finest military precision.

 

 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Lazy, lazy individual. 

 

Rank amateur compress to John, who will stand to attention for 30 hours so he doesn’t get a crease in his kecks.

[dockers_strike]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Er, he was one of you boys, the Royal Scottish Archers!

[sir roger]

He'll be getting the Spanish Archer after that performance.

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

Nail on head again...

 

Loving The Guardian's output recently.

 

https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/sep/15/king-charles-billionaire-inheritance-tax-heating-eating

21 billion inheritance to ol' Chuck.

[s(k)aturation]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Does nobody who is of a right mind look at all that ridiculous pomp and pageantry and not wonder what the fuck is going on in 21st century Britain? 

 

Yep. we should all take a progressive, present-day leaf out of the home of democracy.

 

No publicly funded 24/7 traditional nonsense in this Republic...

 

 

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Er, he was one of you boys, the Royal Scottish Archers!

Probably blootered on Bucky then.

[dockers_strike]

9 minutes ago, sir roger said:

He'll be getting the Spanish Archer after that performance.

Off with his first and second fingers of his right hand, Id imagine, Roger.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Megadrive Man]

Didn't realise Starmer was actually switched on?

[Creator Supreme]

8 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Has Truss got a witches hat on there?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Has Truss got a witches hat on there?

If the cap fits...

[johnsusername]

47 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

No mate. I love seeing the boys and girls of our military showing the world and anyone wanting to watch, in their finest and doing their bit with the finest military precision.

 

It's not the military I mean mate, it's the royal family and all their servants dressed in ridiculous outfits and all the gold and jewels all over the place.

 

I don't really have an opinion on the military side of things. I liked Das Boot. 

[YorkshireRed]

A young American girl being interviewed on the news who, apparently, has just flown in to pay her respects. In floods of tears at the side of the road for a woman she’s never met, who wasn’t even her monarch. 
 

Would. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

A young American girl being interviewed on the news who, apparently, has just flown in to pay her respects. In floods of tears at the side of the road for a woman she’s never met, who wasn’t even her monarch. 
 

Would. 

Imagine how she'd cry if you did. 

[YorkshireRed]

The reporter has also just informed us that, if we intend joining the queue, we should bring snacks, water, and be prepared to make some friends. 
 

I await news as to whether there’s an alternative queue where you don’t have to make any friends. 

[Section_31]

Guards collapsing on duty, Chas taking a day off already. I'm amazed this isn't a Catholic country and half of us aren't called Hernandez.

 

 

 

King Charles III is taking a day of rest and reflection today and is not taking part in any events.

[Captain Howdy]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Guards collapsing on duty, Chas taking a day off already. I'm amazed this isn't a Catholic country and half of us aren't called Hernandez.

 

 

 

King Charles III is taking a day of rest and reflection today and is not taking part in any events.

He’s just lost his mother in fairness, I was a mess when it happened to me so I’d cut him a bit of slack personally 

[TheHowieLama]

15 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

It's not the military I mean mate, it's the royal family and all their servants dressed in ridiculous outfits and all the gold and jewels all over the place.

 

I don't really have an opinion on the military side of things.

Edward - I think it was - served 4 months in the military and had a chest full of medals on show to prove it.

 

He would have needed a wheelbarrow to carry them all if he did a proper tour.

[s(k)aturation]

7 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Guards collapsing on duty, Chas taking a day off already. I'm amazed this isn't a Catholic country and half of us aren't called Hernandez.

 

 

 

They don't make Elizabeths the way they used to.

 

 

[Gnasher]

'Because she's been in place a long time" a woman answering why she's laying flowers at Buckingham Palace. Charlie Bronson's spent his life behind bars, go lay flowers at the gates of Rampton.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

He’s just lost his mother in fairness, I was a mess when it happened to me so I’d cut him a bit of slack personally 

Yeah, getting tetchy about a leaky pen isn't something I'm going to hold against him either.

[s(k)aturation]

8 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

'Because she's been in place a long time" a woman answering why she's laying flowers at Buckingham Palace. Charlie Bronson's spent his life behind bars, go lay flowers at the gates of Rampton.

 

Mallory on why Everest:  "Because it's there."

 

Worra twat.

 

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Yeah, getting tetchy about a leaky pen isn't something I'm going to hold against him either.

 

No, no, no... we should take issue with every single, little thing.

 

I bet the cunt has a wing at Highgrove full of Montblancs too.

 

The cunt.