Monarchy

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

In other news, it’s being reported that 6 people have been stopped when trying to enter the hall where the Queen is laid to rest as they were carrying their pet dogs under their coats. 

[Arniepie]

Winding up doffers on twitter is far too addictive.

Apparently she has held the country together for the last 70 years.

[dockers_strike]

Some of these old dads who were in the forces 60+ years ago, marching to the Queen's coffin, standing to attention and saluting. Touching.

[Section_31]

I just feel like the country is constantly trolling people now. It's like some kind of Truman Show thing run by Ant and Dec.

 

"Yeah, now ban guinea pig awareness month and dress the phone box in mourning garb."

[Anubis]

 

 

[Anubis]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Mrs willard off to join the queue tomorrow which is fine by me as I'm not going. She has just asked if I can drop her off at 5 am which is less than fine by me.  

You’ll be there on Monday because we all know there’s nothing you like better than old ladies getting put down holes…

[John102]

Imagine you booked a flight to get away from the nonsense only to find Heathrow have cancelled it out of respect. People not being able to fly anywhere, it's what she would have wanted.

[Tj hooker]

3 hours ago, SasaS said:

My God, Day 8 and it is still not over.

 

It really puts our 7-day mourning of Marshall Tito to shame.

I've swerved BBC Radio lately so  what has this particular loon said please 

[tokyojoe]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Mrs willard off to join the queue tomorrow which is fine by me as I'm not going. She has just asked if I can drop her off at 5 am which is less than fine by me.  

If that's not grounds for divorce I haven't got a fucking clue what is.

[Captain Willard]

38 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

If that's not grounds for divorce I haven't got a fucking clue what is.

A cocktail? 

[Anubis]

Prince Andrew made Earl of Inverness. What noncesense.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Prince Andrew made Earl of Inverness. What noncesense.

Stupid Andy goes ballistic, noncing is atrocious 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Fuck off, just fuck off!

 

(Not Anubis of course)

[Anubis]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the duck is that? Kill it. Kill it with fire.

[easytoslip]

Like it or not it, it will be spectacle of military precision which is worth watching. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Carradona]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

It would be worth celebrating if that oul cunt dropped dead.

[Arniepie]

It's like a week long funeral

 

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Some of these old dads who were in the forces 60+ years ago, marching to the Queen's coffin, standing to attention and saluting. Touching.

Touched more like.

[Geoff Woade]

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

All things aside, I’ve never got Colin. Is that the first royal trans, a woman with a man’s name or a very effeminate man? Also what is that persons source of income apart from providing soundbites? Absolutely dreadful, definitely books economy flights and expects to be upgraded for free

[littletedwest]

[an tha]

4 hours ago, magicrat said:

"Going Underground "  no question 

Money - Pink Floyd

[johnsusername]

29 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Charles has probably got one as well, they were pretty chummy. 

 

Lovely lads, doing their mum proud.