Ass gas

[Vincent Vega]

I've been on the ale all day and my ass gas has sickened everyone who has been in my company, but I have found that the noctious smell eminating from my arse is quite splendid. Does anyone else find the smell of their own farts joyous whilst wanting to spew their guts when their friends or family produce a similar smell?

[Nunavut Patrick]

No. Me and a mate once ate two garlic donairs, went out on the ale and damn near puked ourselves at the smell of our belches. As for ale gas, it's the worst and lingers more than non-ale gas. I find my own ale gas noxious.

 

Worst ever was a day on Budweiser (at a cottage party, not my choice but when you're in the woods 40 miles from a beer store) and mowed down on cabbage rolls some Polish chick had brought. Two hours later, and after aboot a dozen Bud, I felt like someone had a air compressor in my colon blowing out every five minutes.

[Stu Monty]

Caffreys is terrible. It impossible to have a night on the Caffreys and then have a lie in the next morning; the farts it produces means you'll be out of bed sharpish.

[Remmie]

I love my own farts 80% of the time but I nearly made myself vom this morning with the noxious bad boy I parped. Gotta love smelling your own and then wafting it at your mates

[Paul]

I love my own farts 80% of the time but I nearly made myself vom this morning with the noxious bad boy I parped. Gotta love smelling your own and then wafting it at your mates

Very similar to me. Mostly love my own, but had three days of noxious emissions this week that had my guts turning.

[bri]

gotta love sitting in yer own stew all day and someone coming in and nearly passing out from the smell, your like whaaaaatttttt cant smell anything

[RedinSweden]

I was going to start a fart thread. Today, i have been breaking records with my gas. Amazing stuff. We have had to have the balcony door open all evening and it is -5. My kids watched tv wrapped in blankets.

[RedinSweden]

Obviously the wife being away means you've had to resort to takeaway food and it's taken its toll.

 

Keep the kids warm - light your farts.

 

I do most of the cooking at home. The main reason today was watching the ice hockey final drinking beers and eating crisps and salami. Man I stink. Sweden won the match and a corker of a match it was too.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I do most of the cooking at home. The main reason today was watching the ice hockey final drinking beers and eating crisps and salami. Man I stink. Sweden won the match and a corker of a match it was too.

 

Fuck Sweden, and Mats Sundin better come back well rested.

[RedinSweden]

Fuck Sweden, and Mats Sundin better come back well rested.

 

Sundin injured his back dancing on a piano and will be out for 27 years.

[Section_31]

I've been on the ale all day and my ass gas has sickened everyone who has been in my company, but I have found that the noctious smell eminating from my arse is quite splendid. Does anyone else find the smell of their own farts joyous whilst wanting to spew their guts when their friends or family produce a similar smell?

 

I have a tendancy for doing farts that smell like fired cabbage, the kind you get in spring rolls. I had a startling revelation whilst 'about town' the other week when i realised i could actually smell my own arse even though i hadn't farted, the smell must have imprinted itself in the manner of the Turin Shroud..

[RedinSweden]

I have a tendancy for doing farts that smell like fired cabbage, the kind you get in spring rolls. I had a startling revelation whilst 'about town' the other week when i realised i could actually smell my own arse even though i hadn't farted, the smell must have imprinted itself in the manner of the Turin Shroud..

 

I had that this morning eating breakfast. I could smell the trademark smell and yet I hadn't parped. Quite strange.

[Dr.Filth]

The 'best' (worst) are the ones that burn your arse on the way out. Me and a few of the lads in work have got this 'game' were we always try and save our farts and go over to where Fred (the factory gobshite) is working then drop one next to him. All day long you can see people sneaking past him then running away to watch the fun from a safe distance while he sniffs the air and pulls a repulsed face. The best thing is that he doesn't know we're doing it and keeps getting the engineers to change filters on his machine.

[Guest LFC J Harris]

The best thing to do is let out a nasty one in bed next to the missus, then lift the duvet and drop it so it slowly fans it into her face

[JangoSolo]

Ah, I don't think I'll ever find anything funnier than farting, even my 14 month old daughter has learned to laugh when she farts.

 

Takes after her farter she does (hoho)