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What would happen if we cleaned up or corrected football chants?

Something like these;

 

'Who ate all the quiche,

Who ate all the quiche,

You obese gentleman or lady,

You ate all the quiche.'

 

'Who's the illegitimate gentleman or lady or non binary person,

Who's the illegitimate gentleman,lady or non binary person,

In the one of various coloured kits and carrying a whistle.'

 

 

 

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Your support is, your support is..
Your support is rather poor,  Your support is rather poor. 

We are Manchester United and we'll do what we jolly well like thank you very much. 

 

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Hello, Hellooooo

Male companions from Chelsea for whom money is paid for companionship only and if anything else transpires that is purely between consenting adults ( x 2)

Hellooooo, Hellooooooo

 

Might have to work on the phrasing a bit.

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We are opposed to Nottingham Forest

We are similarly opposed to Everton

We fundamentally disagree with Manchester United

But we quite like Liverpool

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We look forward to playing Internazionale

We look forward to playing Roma as well

Barcelona and Real Madrid

We'd appreciate if you stopped trying to joke

Because Liverpool are the team that we adore 

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She's an admirer of penis from the city of Liverpool

She's an admirer of penis from the city of Liverpool

John Terrys mother

She's an admirer of penis from the city of Liverpool

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Please exit Chelsea FC, your status as one of the most historically significant association football clubs is questionable. 6 European cups and 19 leagues would give you a more substantial claim to being historically significant. 

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Since 1995

Since 1995

You have been unable to accumulate the correct number of points and/or goals in the tournaments you have participated in to eclipse your rivals in said competitions

Since 1995

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We’ve done reasonably well playing across the continent of Europe

We are going to keep playing quite some more

From the wonderful city of Paris travelling across to the warmer climate of Turkey.

We have won quite a few trophies available to us.

Doing so under the tutelage of the wonderful Robert Paisley and the marvellous William Shankly.

Our team exercised on the grassed serene landscape of Anfield Road

supported by a terrific positive and encouraging fan base.

Many of whom hail from the fair city in the North West of England, Liverpool.

 

 

 

 

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Who is the person of the dubious perentage in the dark attire?

 

The adjudicator self abuses.

 

Ohhhhh you're substandard ahhhhhh.

 

Soccer is returning to the place of its first association.

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