Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[index1000]

Gary Neville's convinced this is a genuine leak. Wonder who the mole is, surely it couldn't be the brave England captain...

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/20/manchester-united-manager-jose-mourinhos-criticism-of-players-na/

How marvelous and only 5 games into the season. 

[Boss]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/james-ducker-utd-squad-left-shocked-by-mourinho%E2%80%99s-public-censure-personal-nature-of-criticism.422020/

 

Some great paranoia in here. They're all 100% convinced it's crushed weetabix head that was responsible for the leak.

[Jim MM]

I'm loving this.

 

I must admit I bought it during the summer, I thought they were going to smash everyone in a Hollywood blitz...

 

STARRING

 

one of the most successful managers of the times...

 

ALSO STARRING...

 

The Game's Most EXPENSIVE footballer EVER!!

 

Featuring England's own Captain!

 

Guest Stars: The Rashford & Martial Orchestra.

 

SPECIAL Guest Star!... ZLATANNNN!!!!!!!

 

What a load of shite. They are The Hobbit. Big budget, mega production but ultimately shite sequel. Utd are a box office flop.

 

They won't lose every game of course so I'm lapping it all up while the going is good but as time goes on I'm seeing more and more similarities with the slow, steady crumbling of Liverpool FC 's dominance in the early nineties.

 

It's a long way back. They're fucked.

[setreal]

I'm so fucking WASP it hurts.

[KMD7]

Marvellous

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I might put money on them winning tonight. Win-win.

[Section_31]

Not surprised at all at the talk of unrest. Players talk. The shit he's pulled at Chelsea will have got round. When he drops rooney it'll kick off wonderfully.

[Jairzinho]

When he drops rooney it'll kick off wonderfully.

 

Possibly. They might start winning though.

[Iceman]

With a foul wind at the toilet, this could get Moyesesque. Proving once again etc

[magicrat]

 It's certainly a great start from Mourinho and top stuff in the article. Not sure it's Rooney mind. Could be pig shagger or a host of others that he's frozen out,  Anyway the arrogant little fuck carrying in where he left off with Chelsea and straight away losing the dressing room. Whilst its nice to think it will all crater rapidly I daresay he will pull it back for the time being and get a few results, Three or four wins and this will be forgotten in the short term but the good news is the honeymoon is over and the knives will be out every time he throws a player under a bus or loses a game, Players, Fans , the Club know he's an incurable cunt and unless he builds another title winning machine ( which he just won't) eventually it will blow up in his face again,

Lets just savour the rail cash

[setreal]

No way it is Schweinsteiger. Manc forum reckons its Wooney and/or Carrick.

[JohnnyH]

Gary Neville's convinced this is a genuine leak. Wonder who the mole is, surely it couldn't be the brave England captain... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/09/20/manchester-united-manager-jose-mourinhos-criticism-of-players-na/

He has to reprogram the players from the risk averse approach of VanGaal? So let me get this right, they are saying that Mourinho isn't a risk averse style manager? Mourinho? Park the bus Mourinho?

[JohnnyH]

The mole is Ince. It's always Ince.

[dave u]

You could be right Johnny, but £89m sure is a lot of money for a Jean Michel Ferri type spy.

[JohnnyH]

Rooney will be the Ferri. That potato headed tit would do anything to stay in the team.

[Trumo]

He has to reprogram the players from the risk averse approach of VanGaal? So let me get this right, they are saying that Mourinho isn't a risk averse style manager? Mourinho? Park the bus Mourinho?

 

Both are risk-averse. One prefers possession football and the other prefers to sit and counter.

 

It wouldn't surprise me if the mole is Carrick, if it is indeed a player who also worked under the Govan tramp.

[Ginny]

Be interesting to see what happens from here on in. Another loss to Leicester this weekend would be sublime. Then we will see some serious shit! It's exactly they way it happened with Chelsea

[Harry Squatter]

I think even a draw at home against Leicester and it will still put pressure on him. Until he wins 4 or 5 on the bounce or has a big away victory at someone like Arsenal or Chelsea the manc fans will doubt he can turn them round.

[magicrat]

No way it is Schweinsteiger. Manc forum reckons its Wooney and/or Carrick.

Hope so. More disruptive if its not a player that's been told he's excess baggage

[magicrat]

I think even a draw at home against Leicester and it will still put pressure on him. Until he wins 4 or 5 on the bounce or has a big away victory at someone like Arsenal or Chelsea the manc fans will doubt he can turn them round.

Its's not that finely balanced yet.  Top 4 is absolute minimum he will get away with this season,

The sky will really start to fall in on him if that objective becomes unrealistic.

The January window will be interesting and whether the club will back him for more big ticket players if its perceived he has under-performed with his marquee summer signings,

Mourinho doesn't react well if he's refused spending money and if starts mouthing off about the Board he will get very short shrift.

[KMD7]

The great thing about it is if he can't get them back winning again then who can?  Pep and Klopp are out and so is Ancelotti.  Ace

[Einch]

I really want a repeat of last season at Chelsea. It would be glorious. Where would they go if that happened? Long way to go yet and the chances are that he will find a way to win a few on the bounce and buy some more players in January to provide them with another shot of "we can buy our way out it".

Watford showed how everyone should approach games against them. They are like us when we lost Suarez. Get at us and in our face and we gave up easy chances.

[lifetime fan]

He has to reprogram the players from the risk averse approach of VanGaal? So let me get this right, they are saying that Mourinho isn't a risk averse style manager? Mourinho? Park the bus Mourinho?

Think it was either the times or express claimed it was LVG's fault they lost 3 on the bounce.

 

I'm loving it.

[Section_31]

What I love most about all this stuff is it's protracted. If they just got relegated that'd be fun for a while but then they'd get a cash injection and come back pretty quick no doubt. Much better to see this Bane-style torturing of the soul. You give them a taste of water then you throw them back in the cell. It's what they deserve as a fanbase. 

[lifetime fan]

What really scares me was the number of reds that wanted this prick as manager.

 

 

It was completely obvious from the very beginning what an odious cunt he was.