January Transfer Window 2016

[Dr. J]

Yikes, meant to write 'not' too wide a spread. You're right, positively Ayrian.

[Lee909]

Anyone reckon Ayre goes into meeting with others thinking he bloody Vito Corleone

 

We'll give you a cheque for £24million.

 

We want £38million.

 

Turns up the next day with a member of the commitee

 

We'll give you a cheque for £23 million

[El Dangerous]

There certainly is an Ayre of familiarity to this one.

[Gnasher]

He'll probably come home on the plane with this Konky fella from two years ago.

[Jurgens Red Army]

And a pair of Mickey Mouse ears attached to his head

[El Dangerous]

A fucking Goofy hat would be more apt.

[Red Phoenix]

If it's ever done, I'm guessing at around 32mil plus add-ons (rising to about 35.) With Klopp they'll probably have a fair amount of belief that maybe most of those add-ons will eventually roll in anyway.

[Nightcat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2PivFLsNJ4

 

It's on fucking youtube now. He can't make it more clear that he wants to play for us.

[Anubis]

Sadly the club will be relying on SD officials suddenly having a brain fart and accepting a much lower bid. Which they won't.

[Red Phoenix]

I'm glad we have Coutinho here. The board should be less able to act like cunts realizing how close they both are as mates, and it might make it more likely to eventually happen. At least there's only a few days of this left either way. With all of the players Klopp is likely to shift in the summer and cash it'll bring in to help with summer transfers, it might help if they dropped the haggling over the several million they disagree on.

 

Or in other words, Klopp just got us into a final, can we please drop the haggling and get him a decent signing as a pressie please.

[TheHowieLama]

We should get Gerrard to text Lil Phil

[manwiththestick]

I think we need to be careful here, shelling out 30 million plus on a player who would need to acclimatise to the pace of the premier league is quite a gamble, particularly when for that kind of fee we could try for James Ward-Prowse.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I think we need to be careful here, shelling out 30 million plus on a player who would need to acclimatise to the pace of the premier league is quite a gamble, particularly when for that kind of fee we could try for James Ward-Prowse.

Can he press?

[Anubis]

£23m will get you a Berahino and Pulis a new Bentley. Allegedly. Well according to that secret footballer bloke. Although he never actually named Pulis. I may have done that.

[Dr Nowt]

If anyone has the link of that article definitely not about Pulis, please don't copy it in here, whatever you do.

[Nightcat]

He is definitely a welsh nonce. 

[Dave D]

He's never a 30m player (yet)

 

They will also request some mental sell on fee. He'll have to go beyond Suarez for us to actually make money on him.

 

Which is the problem from an FSG point of view.

 

Frustrating but balanced and realistic in the accounts book.

 

It's where we're at unfortunately.

[Paco]

£23m will get you a Berahino and Pulis a new Bentley. Allegedly. Well according to that secret footballer bloke. Although he never actually named Pulis. I may have done that.

it is dave kitson then

[Jairzinho]

Hope he's our only target, we don't really need a forward anyway.

[Nightcat]

Make money on him? Oh yeah, fuck titles and trophies. Make money by se.. Wait, trophies mean money though. Ugh,

[Paco]

Make money on him? Oh yeah, fuck titles and trophies. Make money by se.. Wait, trophies mean money though. Ugh,

the trick is to win things while they're here then sell them for a profit.

 

everybody wins.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Then spunk the money from selling them on shite....

[Paco]

Then spunk the money from selling them on shite....

better choice of player if you're winning things.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I think everyone knows how's it's meant to work.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

better choice of player if you're winning things.

Our committee wouldn't know a better player if he walked around dangling his ballon d'ors in people's faces.