Klopp Kopped.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I'm not convinced they're even written by humans anymore. There's probably some software where you just input some quotes/facts together with a boring story about John Henry ordering wheatgerm toast, say.

[stringvest]

I have no idea when it happened, as I'm sure I used to like reading the odd football article, but I just simply can't be fucking arsed any more. I start skim reading by the second paragraph.

 

Most of it is so badly written, drenched in cliche yet devoid of insight, it's beyond cringeworthy and you end up feeling annoyed you've wasted time consuming it.  Hopefully it's peaked now, and we can look forward to the spurs game.  

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm sure Klopp is more bored of all the media shite than the rest of us. He simply wants to get on with the football,as do we.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The Echo Facebook page are the worst. Here's Klopp when he was 26. Here's Klopp having a pint. Here's Klopp spotted in town having his tea.

 

A new article every hour. I'd be getting bored of it myself if it wasn't for the bluenose fewwwwwwwwwwwwm in the comments.

[Section_31]

The Echo Facebook page are the worst. Here's Klopp when he was 26. Here's Klopp having a pint. Here's Klopp spotted in town having his tea.

 

A new article every hour. I'd be getting bored of it myself if it wasn't for the bluenose fewwwwwwwwwwwwm in the comments.

Trinity mirror reporters are now judged on how many web hits their stories get. So the word 'klopp' will be going into everything for the forseable.

 

Horrendous scenes.

[El Rojo]

Looks like a DDR women's swimming team.

[Lightforce]

[therevivalist]

The petroboys would rush in and double the price were Lendowiski  to become available. Klopp will just have to unearth another gem and going by all the whispers currently floating around, he seems to have a pretty good network to do that.

[Mick R]

fucking hell suzy 108 posts in 4.5 yrs 

top lurking

Yeah.....108 posts in 4.5 years, that's quite good lurking.

 

Quite good....

[Mick R]

Hey, 30 odd posts in 3.5 years over here.

Where's my lurking compliment yer frigging dildo?

We have a "lurk-off"....

 

Who is the biggest and best (and sneakiest) lurked...?

[Ted]

I'd rather read a Tory manifesto than anything written by that fucking tool Dion Fanning.

[Mick R]

Suzy......2 posts per month...

Em City........less than 1 post per month...

Mick R.....oooh, 1 post per month...

 

Bastard, Em is the best lurker. So far..........

[TheHowieLama]

Harry Hole has about 4 posts in 11 years

[Mick R]

Then God has a new name, and it beith Harry. Hole.

[TheHowieLama]

You may need to take a few months off after this shooting spree.

[KopOut]

Liverpool perhaps.

 

 

 

indeed kloppycog.

[TheHowieLama]

Wait -- KloppOut????

[Bad Red Bull]

Suzy......2 posts per month...

Em City........less than 1 post per month...

Mick R.....oooh, 1 post per month...

 

Bastard, Em is the best lurker. So far..........

Thought I would put my hat in the ring but am nowhere close to the master lurkers mentioned above

[Em City]

39 rep points for 38 posts. 

 

I think I'll retire now and retreat to the shadows once again, you should always bow out at the top after all.

[setreal]

Negged

[the chimp]

39 rep points for 38 posts. 

 

I think I'll retire now and retreat to the shadows once again, you should always bow out at the top after all.

 

[El Rojo]

Klopp had been listening to them for two whole years before you 'discovered' them on Jools Holland.

[VladimirIlyich]

Em City sounds like M.City. Another of Fanchester's colleagues?

[Em City]

Em City sounds like M.City. Another of Fanchester's colleagues?

 

I was on a real 'Oz' binge when I joined, but unfortunately 'Adebisi' was already taken.

[deiseach]

39 rep points for 38 posts.

 

I think I'll retire now and retreat to the shadows once again, you should always bow out at the top after all.

You managed one point more than Colin Wanker did when he got Sheffield United relegated.