Fulham v Liverpool in danger of being postponed

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I'm glad this is on - we don't want a game in hand hanging around like a bad smell.

[magicrat]

What a farce,

 

Dear FA

 

On the basis that Mr Khan is used to warmer climes in Lahore his Mother has written a note to ask if could we possibly re-arrange the Liverpool fixture for when weather is a bit warmer. He is prone to nasty cough and chest infections. It is also a bit inconvenient because our ground staff are not used to working in the evenings and London is a bit wet and windy at the moment . Lastly as you can appreciate our players are feeling a wee bit tired after the trip to Manchester on Sunday and it would not be very fair to them to have to play Liverpool again so soon after.

 

Trust you agree. ( Sir Alex said you would)

 

Best Regards Rene Meulensteen 

[Jack the Sipper]

@raywilkins

Just got word from a mate at MI5 of a terrorist plot in SW6. Don't see how the game can go ahead in those circumstances #thinkofthechildren

[DanDanShaw]

I don't know. Weather forecast says there's a good chance it will be cold AND dark by full time. It would be gross negligence to send people home in those conditions.

 

If we play like we did again Arsenal, they can all leave after about 18 minutes.

[Pureblood]

The only strike action now will be us striking the round thing into their net.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They'll probably water the pitch heavily now despite all the rain. And blame the Thames.

 

* my sympathy is with anyone suffering flooding of course

[Dr Nowt]

Let's all just hope Suarez doesn't call anyone a Blackleg.

[Barney_Rubble]

Fucking chancers! I hope we make them into a minced meat pie at the Cottage tomorrow. I also bet that incompetent wetbag Mason is going to be the ref, but that shouldn't stop us dry-bumming that lot.

[Bellflower]

Fucking chancers! I hope we make them into a minced meat pie at the Cottage tomorrow. I also bet that incompetent wetbag Mason is going to be the ref, but that shouldn't stop us dry-bumming that lot.

It's Phil Dowd.

Howard Webb on Sunday.............

[Tj hooker]

It's Phil Dowd.

Howard Webb on Sunday.............

The cup run was good while it lasted always next yr I suppose

[DanDanShaw]

I don't understand Webb at all, has he ever even had an "alright" game for us?  I always remember a penalty we didn't get at Anfield, when Gallas almost got 5 years for raping Stevie and Webb just waved it off.  He's a proper slimy little cunt, I don't get how he's considered one of the better refs in the country?

 

He needs to be fucked off back to the gimp brigade that he came from otherwise known as the Shit House Police or more commonly known as the South Yorkshire Police.