Beans: How awesome are they?

[Dr Nowt]

Beanophile.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Typical bean-dodging propaganda from rapey. Dullards who believe everything they read in the paper. Rotten bastards.

[Sugar Ape]

Propaganda? Next thing you'll be telling me that everything Goebbels wrote wasn't the gospel truth.

[s(k)aturation]

False allegations I might add. Negged.

 

How very dare you attempt to sully the name of The Who

 

And they couldn't prevent Jack from being happy.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Propaganda? Next thing you'll be telling me that everything Goebbels wrote wasn't the gospel truth.

You are the Goebbels of the bean world, mate. I can see through you like a cheap, uncooked bean sauce.

[Vincent Vega]

Angelina and Brad love their beans.

 

[Dr Nowt]

God made Brangelina, not Brangebeana.

 

And they're a pair of child-snatching mongoloids.

[Vincent Vega]

Katy Perry tells the truth about beans:

 

http://www.capitalfm.com/artists/katy-perry/news/loves-baked-beans/

 

Katy Perry Loves Baked Beans 

The 'Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)' singer is a fan of the tinned treat

 

Yesterday it was revealed that Katy had been cheating on the vegetarian diet plan her husband Russell Brand set for her, with chicken and turkey.

 

But in a Twitter Q&A session, Katy Perry has revealed she loves the bright orange veggie snack.

 

"Do u like British Baked Beans?" a fan tweeted.

 

"Yes, they should be a staple snack everywhere!" Katy replied

 

"They're so misunderstood in the USA!"

 

On her current 'California Dreams' tour Katy has decked out her stage with sweets and treats, so could maybe consider a baked bean set for her next show?

[Fugitive]

Katy Perry is obviously an Aids ridden transvestite.

[Stickman]

False allegations I might add. Negged.

How very dare you attempt to sully the name of The Who

Good neg...

 

And never forget Ann Margaret looked good in beans...

[Vincent Vega]

Cowboys love their baked beans.

 

 

[Adebisi]

Beans on anything but a jacket potato (with cheese) should be grounds for hanging. 

[s(k)aturation]

Beans on anything but a jacket potato (with cheese) should be grounds for hanging. 

 

I'd prefer to hang steak.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Perry, Vega and anyone else in agreement with those two are dead right.

[Bjornebye]

"builders breakfast please love, can i swap the beans for black pudding, I'm not a fucking animal, ta" 

 

Normal. 

[Elmyn Noos]

On the proven pro-bean forum, we shouldn't be affraid to speak out about our love of the golden droplets. No side plates, no compromise; beans are part of TLW's DNA. Don't let the divergent, dry breakfast eating bastards get away with their hideous propaganda.

 

They bang on about sauce as if it's a problem. Cook those fuckers down, people. Don't listen to these machine men, with machine heats. You are not machines, you are men. Men eat beans. TLW men eat beans. Say it proud.

Goddam my neg trigger finger that I've shot my load AGAIN before I reached this post. I said I'd be back, and I was. I'll be back.

[stevebaby]

Good neg...

 

And never forget Ann Margaret looked good in beans...

She might have been squeezing a turtle's head in and out under those beans and no one would ever know. And if one were to escape, it would just be like another bean.

[Mathewbet1]

There's definitely too much juice in the bean tins these days. I like Heinze but tried them Branston beans and they where actually very good.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Branston are the king of beans. No doubt about it. None of that skanky watery juice. Just thick sauce.

[General Dryness]

She might have been squeezing a turtle's head in and out under those beans and no one would ever know. And if one were to escape, it would just be like another bean.

 

Negged for that. Say what you like about beans, but talking about Ann Margaret like that is bang out of order.

[stevebaby]

Negged for that. Say what you like about beans, but talking about Ann Margaret like that is bang out of order.

C'mon, if Ann Margret were to slip a bit of blind mullet seasoning into the sauce most people wouldn't even know. Apart from convicted beanophiles of course, for whom it would be an added attraction.

She could slip them in disguised as corn. Little corny beany pieces of poo. Dwell on that.

[General Dryness]

C'mon, if Ann Margret were to slip a bit of blind mullet seasoning into the sauce most people wouldn't even know. Apart from convicted beanophiles of course, for whom it would be an added attraction.

She could slip them in disguised as corn. Little corny beany pieces of poo. Dwell on that.

 

Yer ma.

[stevebaby]

Negged for that. Say what you like about beans, but talking about Ann Margaret like that is bang out of order.

Confession being good for the soul, will you now admit that you would in fact eat Ann Margret's poo whether or not it was coated in beany sauce?

[General Dryness]

Confession being good for the soul, will you now admit that you would in fact eat Ann Margret's poo whether or not it was coated in beany sauce?

 

And ask for seconds!

[stevebaby]

And ask for seconds!

Ah, but the true test of loyalty to Ann Margret is....would you actively purse your lips and apply suction to the prolapsed sphincter to extract such morsels of faecal delight?