'Celebrating' first Valentines Day together: Gift Ideas

[Furmedge]

I'm going to Meet for a boss steak. Hope this helps.

 

I had a boss steak there last week. They're the masters at boss steaks.

 

I'll probably get my missus a card. Not just any card, but a card from The Card Factory with staff discount as my mates missus is a manager there. The whole day will probably cost me 30p.

[lifetime fan]

My brother got shit off his bird a few years back as her mate had a new sap in tow and he went all out with personalised cards, loads of presents and all that jazz.

 

The following year he bought her the cheapest card he could find and stuck a photo of his cock in it and signed it; the most romantic man in the world.

 

She's told him not to bother anymore now.

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[VladimirIlyich]

Give her something long,red and hard that sticks out of your sack.

 

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I had a boss steak there last week. They're the masters at boss steaks.

 

I'll probably get my missus a card. Not just any card' date=' but a card from The Card Factory with staff discount as my mates missus is a manager there. The whole day will probably cost me 30p.[/quote']

 

Best steak in town by a mile, brother. That stuff in the little blue pot they put on your plate is amazing too.

[Champ]

Give her something long' date='red and hard that sticks out of your sack.

 

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Love rhubarb, me

[Carradona]

Another of those threads where the Op poses the question.....and then buggers off

 

Or when the OP has been a bit busy since starting the thread and this is the first time he has got the time to come back to it.

 

We are already going for a night away on Saturday 16th, so I've booked us in for an additional night the night before. Going to cook something on Valentine's night and tell her about her night away then.

 

Very romantic, me.

 

Gone off the idea of getting a tangible gift.

[Liverpool lad]

Well played

[lifetime fan]

Or when the OP has been a bit busy since starting the thread and this is the first time he has got the time to come back to it.

 

We are already going for a night away on Saturday 16th, so I've booked us in for an additional night the night before. Going to cook something on Valentine's night and tell her about her night away then.

 

Very romantic, me.

 

Gone off the idea of getting a tangible gift.

 

 

Best way mate.

 

It just happened I ended up in Paris with an ex on February the 14th the first year we were together.

 

It's all downhill quickly from there I promise you.

[Champ]

Or when the OP has been a bit busy since starting the thread and this is the first time he has got the time to come back to it.

 

We are already going for a night away on Saturday 16th, so I've booked us in for an additional night the night before. Going to cook something on Valentine's night and tell her about her night away then.

 

Very romantic, me.

 

Gone off the idea of getting a tangible gift.

You clearly have far more restraint than me. My nose would bother me too much. I put up a thread and I can't wait to see the responses. Good or bad

[Bernard Diomede]

My mates bird bought them a suprise trip to Paris a couple of years ago for valentines day.

 

He bought her the Naked Gun Trilogy!

[Furmedge]

My mates bird bought them a suprise trip to Paris a couple of years ago for valentines day.

 

He bought her the Naked Gun Trilogy!

 

Worraguy!

[Champ]

My current ad header reads Send a card that means so much more...with Tesco cards.

Oh, the irony!

But they knew.....

[Tony Moanero]

A pack of sausages.

[Champ]

My brother got shit off his bird a few years back as her mate had a new sap in tow and he went all out with personalised cards, loads of presents and all that jazz.

 

The following year he bought her the cheapest card he could find and stuck a photo of his cock in it and signed it; the most romantic man in the world.

 

She's told him not to bother anymore now.

 

Are you two in competition? Or is he just well taught?

[Trucker Paddy]

2 years ago god sent me a gift which meant valentines day is no longer the most important thing about February 14th, my boy was born hence his birthday always takes over, a card suffices for my good lady wife these days :)

[Remmie]

The only reason most birds are bothered is that they want to brag when their friends ask what their fella did. Bird one up(wo)manship.

[ChrisM]

Dump her on the 13th, and get back together on the 15th. Admittedly, if you're planning on a long term relationship with her you'll probably only get away with doing this for the first 2 or at a push 3 years, but it's worth it all the same.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I suppose it's up to the individual again, clearly you have the synics mob who lambast it as 'bloody waste of money' 'a con' etc etc, each to their own, I get her flowers now and again so that wouldn't really be a big deal, I'd normally get her a card and perfume but I've bookeda nice short break, off groupon.