A quandary I found myself in today.

[brucespanner]

This might be GF on the dark side but be patient.

 

I've been jibbing up and down blighty on a bit of a sexual oddessey. Catching up with lot of old 'friends' and meeting new ones in a haze of decadance, alas I digress!

 

Today I found myself in a pickle. I was visiting a friend of a friend, never met this girl before now, and it turns out she's stunning! Eyes were made and the usual flirting, drinks were discussed, and hell you all know what that means!

 

Now I think my luck's in, until she tells me she's a massive Chelsea fan and ladyboy is her idol, like most chav fans she's know fuck all about fitba! As soon as she made this revelation the old chap disappeared quicker than a Jim'll fix it medal which used to take pride of place on the mantle piece.

 

No I ask the FF *shudders* what's a boy to do?

 

Anybody else has anything similiar?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Simple really you shag her.

 

 

Jesus.

[halewood pete]

you know you are going to,so why ask us ! ha ha

[brucespanner]

Simple really you shag her.

 

 

Jesus.

 

It wasn't that, that's the easy bit, it's the fact she became a lot less attractive after she opened her spout about football.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Then put something in her mouth.

 

 

 

Not a fist.

[The Guest]

[DAgger]

You spoke about football to a woman, amatuer mistake, we all make em.

[KMD7]

Do it, but only bring your B game. It's all she deserves for liking lady boy and the chavs

[General Dryness]

Get her to take it up the arse by insisting thats how ladyboy likes it.

[sir roger]

Some years ago I ended up in congress with a young lady in the lap dancing sort of position & became aware that with every thrust I was being hit in the face by a pendant that consisted of the word 'Everton'.

 

The thought of stopping never entered my mind & neither should it yours, Mr Spanner.

[Champ]

Then put something in her mouth.

 

Oops, wrong quote

[bri]

Surely you've just got to picture Luis Garcia in your head

 

"he drinks sangria, came from Barca to give ME joy......."

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

You've been here for three and a half years. By now, you know the answer.

 

Get it bummed.

[TheHowieLama]

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what's a boy to do?

 

 

Spank it til its red.

[grazywalker]

Smash her lad