Captions needed....

[Teflon Don]

Desperate times call for desperate measures....

 

 

BR: "I'm proud to be handed the Number 9 shirt and can't wait to show the fans what I can do"

[Code]

 

 

So when you get off at Euston you just follow the pink arrows and they will guide you to the Hammersmith & City line, it should be impossible to miss it, but I think the have arranged for Kev to meet you there just in case.

 

Edit- Beaten to it.

[The Golden Eel]

 

I'm sorry Mr Hodgson but honestly, none of us have ever heard of Neuchatel Xamax.

[Trumo]

Edit- Beaten to it.

 

Hehe!

 

I've just noticed that my Luis and Lucas caption needs amending. It was slightly different but I forgot to edit it properly so it doesn't quite work. It should be this:

 

 

Luis couldn't believe his luck during the game of Monopoly at Lucas' house.

 

 

LS: (Rolls a 3) 1-2-3. "Go Straight To Jail..." 'Kinell, what happened to moving on?!

[Sut]

 

"Aye, there's a cushion there to save your knees, Hodgson."

"Now, as you know sir, I am not one that who is given to being overly loquacious, nor could you say that I have ever been backwards about coming forwards when wishing to declare my gratitude, especially to such a fine man as yourself. In this case, I have to say that your concern for my comfort has touched me."

"Eh?"

"Err, thank you, Sir."

[sir roger]

 

 

Jeez, are you sure the only spare jacket you had was from this Molby guy ?

[Strontium]

 

Werner: Oh yes, this is fabulous, just beautiful.

Henry: You're not wrong Tom, the scrap value of this thing must be $150-200 easy!

[dave u]

Keep these coming, got until tuesday night and then it goes to the printers.

[Guest davelfc]

"said I can't find my arse with both hands did they............"

 

or

 

"we're not a small club, we're about this big"

 

or

 

"bill wonders what a trophy might look like in those hands"

 

or

 

At least his chin is smiling.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

David Moyes' hunger for success had found new levels.

[Trumo]

Ayre, Rodgers and Werner formed a wall for Liverpool's "Free Kick Challenge" publicity stunt.

 

 

TW: Stevie's up next. He's pretty great isn't he?

BR: Must cover the plums, so we must.

IA: Aye.

[goatboy59]

 

Carroll's refusal to "be more like Duncan" was the final straw.

 

(you might need THAT pic to go with it!)

[goatboy59]

Strange what makes or breaks deals

 

 

MJ: That Jacko thing is all well and good but they've got a Chas N Dave statue at the Lane

 

CD: Really?

[goatboy59]

Shelvey's performances dipped alarmingly after he learned to suck himself

 

 

AC: So you had two ribs removed to do that?

 

JS: Mnfmfskquishmfffndmmfff......

[goatboy59]

 

BR: The all day breakfast......sandwiches.......onion rings......yep, that's the whole left side of the menu.

 

AC: Now the offy next door......

[Sut]

 

Werner: Oh yes, this is fabulous, just beautiful.

Henry: You're not wrong Tom, the scrap value of this thing must be $150-200 easy!

 

American Pickers hits the UK.

[goatboy59]

Dion Dublin flashbacks

 

 

*sigh*

 

 

*sigh*

Edited September 17, 2012 by goatboy59

[goatboy59]

 

Rodgers: Here y'are watch this, I was up all night on Redtube.

 

 

 

"Dirty bastards!"

 

 

 

 

I like this one cos Rodgers looks so fucking evil!

[goatboy59]

 

"Wow - that hair is fucking tremendous"

 

"Well, if you've got it you've got it. Fortunately I have so much of it..."

[goatboy59]

"I had this watch made special"

 

 

Tika...taka...tika...taka...tika...taka

 

 

sorry

[goatboy59]

It's video night at Chez Suarez

 

 

LL: So this guy lives next door to Jack Smethurst, yeah?

 

LS: And I've got series 3 of 'Mind Your Language' if this gets boring.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(fuck me I'm old...)

[goatboy59]

"Rapist says 'what?'"

 

[Trumo]

 

RH: Are you blind, wef?! That was never a foul!

Ref: You're calling ME blind?! YOU'RE the one who appeared on a rollercoaster in a Specsavers ad!

[goatboy59]

All he needed was a little love

 

[goatboy59]

 

This is the man who left Liverpool for Real's bench a year before Istanbul

 

 

This is the man who went to Newcastle frightened of losing his England place and then lost it because of injury anyway

 

 

This is the man who stripped off thinking he'd be celebrating a league title he played no part in, only to discover Man City had scored in the last second.

 

 

This is the man who swapped a free season ticket at Old Trafford

 

 

for a free season ticket at the Britannia

 

 

What a douche.