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24 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who fucking yap. I've got about three people who regularly phone me  through work and the absolute bare minimum phone call length is 20 minutes a time, it can go as high as an hour+. The actual 'work' content of the call is about five minutes or less, and the rest is one way chewing the fat. I actually have to factor whether or not I'm going to answer the phone to them into my day, as if I've got to go out somewhere I can't take the call. One person rang me once and in the time I was on the phone just listening to them talk, I ate my dinner - had a shit - and drove all the way to town to meet a mate. 

That sounds like hell

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42 minutes ago, Remmie said:

people who regularly phone me


Absolutely fuckers.
 

They’re in the same lane as those who turn up at your house unannounced, although it’s easier to screen calls than hide behind the sofa.

 

I’ve a mate that does this. He phones, I ignore it, then message him (like a normal person) to find out what he wants. He then phones me back. This has been going on for around twenty years. He finds the whole thing very amusing. I don’t find the whole thing very amusing. 

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1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:


Absolutely fuckers.
 

They’re in the same lane as those who turn up at your house unannounced, although it’s easier to screen calls than hide behind the sofa.

 

I’ve a mate that does this. He phones, I ignore it, then message him (like a normal person) to find out what he wants. He then phones me back. This has been going on for around twenty years. He finds the whole thing very amusing. I don’t find the whole thing very amusing. 

 

Are there not rules about contact from probation officers ?

 

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2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

People who fucking yap. I've got about three people who regularly phone me  through work and the absolute bare minimum phone call length is 20 minutes a time, it can go as high as an hour+. The actual 'work' content of the call is about five minutes or less, and the rest is one way chewing the fat. I actually have to factor whether or not I'm going to answer the phone to them into my day, as if I've got to go out somewhere I can't take the call. One person rang me once and in the time I was on the phone just listening to them talk, I ate my dinner - had a shit - and drove all the way to town to meet a mate. 


People who want to talk have an undefeated record against those of us who want silence.

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I can't stand blethers.

 

There is someone at my work who will come across and ask me something then when I've answered, she'll just linger saying things like 'Oh well'. She'll stand there for about 20 seconds doing this, it's quite awkward (she does it with everyone).

 

I'm sitting thinking 'Have you not fucked off yet?'.

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25 minutes ago, Mook said:

I can't stand blethers.

 

There is someone at my work who will come across and ask me something then when I've answered, she'll just linger saying things like 'Oh well'. She'll stand there for about 20 seconds doing this, it's quite awkward (she does it with everyone).

 

I'm sitting thinking 'Have you not fucked off yet?'.

 

Are you sure she doesn't fancy you? Is she fit? 

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14 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Are you sure she doesn't fancy you? Is she fit? 

 

If you can remember my rants on here a few years back, it's the grassing French snake, who I absolutely hate. I wouldn't shag her if she was Magot Robbie's doppelganger.

 

I don't think she fancies me though, she does the weird lingering thing with everyone, clearly doesn't have enough work to do.

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9 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

If you can remember my rants on here a few years back, it's the grassing French snake, who I absolutely hate. I wouldn't shag her if she was Magot Robbie's doppelganger.

 

I don't think she fancies me though, she does the weird lingering thing with everyone, clearly doesn't have enough work to do.

 

Maybe she's a spy. 

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Just now, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

There's a woman in our office who repeatedly uses the expression 'does it sound mad to say', she says it bare minimum 3 times a conversation.

 

My brother in law end every single sentence with to be fair, incredibly tedious.

Are any of the things she ever says mad, Al? 

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Rising inflections with no implied question. Aussies have always done it but it's creeping in here with these millennial fucks now. End of sentences going higher pitched for no reason. Lad at the work Christmas do was doing it the other night.

 

"I said to my landLORD, I'm going to be moving OUT."

 

Is that a question or a statement? You Apple earbuds-wearing, born in Hong Kong despite being white fuck.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Rising inflections with no implied question. Aussies have always done it but it's creeping in here with these millennial fucks now. End of sentences going higher pitched for no reason. Lad at the work Christmas do was doing it the other night.

 

"I said to my landLORD, I'm going to be moving OUT."

 

Is that a question or a statement? You Apple earbuds-wearing, born in Hong Kong despite being white fuck.

 

 

 

Yes. This and "ThankYeou!" oh and "Azwell" 

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Places that serve food still not understanding the different concepts of vegetarian and vegan. I can just about forgive the average village idiot who lives in Dribblechin, Bolton for not understanding the difference but establishments that must serve dozens of veggies and vegans every week need kicking in the flute.

 

Picking up and sandwich at Costa and I had to correct both employees that I had asked for vegetarian not vegan. And bloody long haul airlines that serve you a vegan meal when you ordered Vegetarian. Infuriating. 

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